Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Actually, the idea that men can’t multi-task is a complete myth. Men who think they can’t just need to meet a woman with the right attitude. It’s just laziness. |
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| Don’t worry… they don’t tug hard. She does, but that’ll be the scrotal clip, not the nipple… so not so bad. |
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| Life as a conversation piece. |
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| Oh well. It’s better than coming back down to ‘discuss’ it while they’re still here. I hate that. |
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| Decisions, decisions. Thank goodness I never have to make any. |
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| Don’t worry: Janine would never let you be eaten by some cat on the street. She has her own cat whom she loves dearly. |
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| You can buy her gifts too. Lots of them, to make sure there are at least a few she’ll like. |
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| It’s going to be kind of like the Revenant but without clothes. Or the bear. And shorter. |
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| I read a men’s lib magazine once when I was a teeanger – it was being passed around the boys at school, you know. I didn’t understand much of it, but it suggested that readers try to discuss some of the ideas in it with the women in their lives, so I asked one of my sisters and she explained it to me at length. |
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| That’s the trouble with marriage problems – one day you think everything’s fine, that you’re in love and nothing can ever disturb that: then before you know it you’re hanging naked on a meat hook about to be castrated. You woinder where it went wrong, you know? The important thing to remember is that it’s all your fault. |
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| I understand they have some extra toppings to add, too. |
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| Seems only fair. He was up half the night, poor chap. |
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| Knew I should have gone with the gift card. |
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| I went to see the St Trinians movie as soon as it came out, but I was a bit disappointed that I was the only one who’d bothered to dress up for it. |
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| Thanks for coming. |
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| The marriage is still going to be based on respect – a lot of respect. It’s just not going to be mutual. |
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| It’s actually quite enlightening, being lent out to former, vanilla, girlfriends. There’s all sorts of things you discover you did, or said, during the relationship that you’ve long since forgotten but they’re eager to discuss. |
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| Of course, she can’t expect perfection, and she doesn’t. She just requires it, that’s all. |
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| The other lady has the rings ready – and he’s already been pierced, so they can just be welded on. |
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| I was still being spanked by my mother at home when I met my first girlfriend, actually. She was one of my sister’s friends who’d come round to do some homework, and she came downstairs to find out what all the noise was about. |
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| They are – and not just the food. The sex will be longer, more satisfying and 100% female, too. |
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| You get a special decoration too. Not a medal. Just… decoration. |
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| Sometimes a question isn’t really a question. |
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| It’s always difficult arriving as a substitute teacher, in the middle of the school year. But just do your best. Maybe Mr Harris will turn up again – he must be somewhere, after all. |
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| Perpetuity is quite a long time. It might feel even longer. |
…but I have found that lying hurts even more.
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| I suppose it can’t hurt to try. |
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| Don’t worry – it’s not the end of the discussion. There’ll be plenty of time for more apologies. |
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| Actually, I had a bad experience just like this one. I thought I’d met the dominant woman of my dreams, but actually all she wanted was unpaid labour in her garden and it never really developed beyond that to a proper FLR, so after seventeen years I gave up on it. She still calls occasionally… and of course I don’t mind popping round for a few hours or days when she does, but I think we both realise the spark was never there. |
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| They originally had proper school lessons but there’s not really much point teaching anything to boys who are only going to leave the school in a hearse, so most schoolwork consists of writing lines. |
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| Not a problem I’ve ever had, I’ll admit. |
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| Happy relationships are all about boundaries. Many newly-married men get a bit silly about not being able to lead the batchelor life any more, but are you really any ‘less free’ just because from now on you can’t do or say anything your wife disapproves of? It’s just a different way of life, that’s all. |
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| Rubbing up against a tree? Sounds a bit kinky. |
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| She seems nice. |
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| Yes, let’s. |
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| What a lovely film that was. Especially the bath scene… |
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| It’s actually quite high in calories, but don’t worry about that because you’re unlikely to be able to keep much of it down. |
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| Thank goodness for that. I think you can just leave the case in her capable hands. |
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| I dunno – I find shops vary in the degree to which they are kink-friendly. Once I was sent to find some gear for an adult baby session and for some reason the staff in the ‘early years’ shop got all weird about it when I started asking about how strong their leather reins sets were, and whether the cots could be fitted with padlocks. But then on another occasion, I had to buy a hairbrush and the shop assistant in the department store I went to was delighted to help me try every one of them out. Said it was something she wished she could do to more customers. So you never know. |
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| Silly boys. Reinforced seat trousers do little good when they’re around your ankles, anyway. |
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| Male brains don’t multi-task. Mine barely tasks at all, to be honest. Now then: I was writing a caption..? |
Today’s theme is gardens and gardening for reasons that should be obvious.
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| I’ve always fantasised about my Mistress lending me out to a vanilla friend, but it’s actually less exciting than you might think. One of her old school friends offered to try it, but almost as soon as I arrived and got changed into my perky little maid’s outfit, somehow I knew it wasn’t going to work. I did the housework for a bit but I think we both felt uncomfortable and so after a couple of hours he phoned for Mistress to come and pick me up again. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry. |
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| There are more dandelions. Many more. |
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| He’s at peace, now. |
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| If she does roquet you – that is, hits one of your balls with hers – then she gets to ‘croquet’ – and there are two ways of doing it. The American rule is that she puts her foot down, firmly holding the ball immobile, before tapping it with her mallet. But in Britain, she just places her ball next to yours and thwacks as hard as she can. It’s all in the angles, you see. Anyway, both methods are a lot of fun. |
… and indeed when she doesn’t.
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| What a tie-breaker. |
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| Needless to say, this blog does not purport to offer financial advice, and no investments should be undertaken on the basis of what you read here, unless so advised by an independent financial advisor, or directly ordered by a woman. |
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| My SO sometimes let me choose the style of play. Just none of the content. |
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| They’re very strange. I think most of them have just never experienced the firm loving guidance of a real woman. Sad, really. |
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| Yes. Everything will be perfect. |