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So true. Martin Luther King said that and if I’m honest (I’m not, in general – see the disclaimer to the side of the blog, there), he was probably talking about something other than femdom chastity regimes. But you never know.

This is the lovely Little Caprice, most of whose oeuvre is unsuitable for viewing by the omega-males who read this blog (and I had to crop the image above to make it suitable) so don’t go googling her, OK?











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| Don’t worry: what it lacks in teasing, it makes up in denial. |
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| My gender doesn’t so much sit on a spectrum as cower timidly beneath one. |
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| He’s a bit dim too, to be honest. Well… thick as two short planks, to be quite brutal about it. But she doesn’t seem to mind that, oddly. |
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| I think she might have had an idea. |
… that’s what most men need.
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| She’s getting mixed signals here. Fortunately, the ones she’s giving are entirely consistent. |
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| Thank goodness for that. |
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| My own SO avoids this problem by only fucking guys who despise me. Fortunately, that doesn’t restrict her freedom of action at all. |
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| Honestly, given the choice between fucking her and fucking you, it’s hard to see how anyone could prefer not to play it straight. But some guys have weird sexual preferences. I’ve heard. |
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| Actually, I have a funny story about a pair of masturbation gloves and some nettles. Well… it was funny at the time, anyway. For her. |
| And if she gets what she wants, you might get what you want. Or you might not. |
| She doesn’t want to, and yet… |
| Don’t worry – she’s very imaginative, so it’s only going to be on the rarest occasions that you’ll have to fall back on the boring old trope of male ejaculation. |
| I’d expected this was going to lead to an uncomfortable conversation but it seems she’s decided to skip the conversation part. |
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| Why not both? |
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| Thinking about her being clammy makes me clammy… |
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| If you’re finding it difficult to relax, try explaining to her that you’d just rather she got a second opinion from a male dentist before drilling. I’m sure she won’t mind. |
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| Obviously. Although it looks like it’s already got a lot of toppings, so maybe no need? |