Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
So true. Martin Luther King said that and if I’m honest (I’m not, in general – see the disclaimer to the side of the blog, there), he was probably talking about something other than femdom chastity regimes. But you never know.
This is the lovely Little Caprice, most of whose oeuvre is unsuitable for viewing by the omega-males who read this blog (and I had to crop the image above to make it suitable) so don’t go googling her, OK?
Don’t worry: what it lacks in teasing, it makes up in denial.
My gender doesn’t so much sit on a spectrum as cower timidly beneath one.
He’s a bit dim too, to be honest. Well… thick as two short planks, to be quite brutal about it. But she doesn’t seem to mind that, oddly.
I think she might have had an idea.
Many women just hate it when important discussions are side-tracked by irrelevant opinions. My SO has very low tolerance for that sort of thing, which is unfortunate as all my opinions are irrelevant.
She’s getting mixed signals here. Fortunately, the ones she’s giving are entirely consistent.
Thank goodness for that.
My own SO avoids this problem by only fucking guys who despise me. Fortunately, that doesn’t restrict her freedom of action at all.
Honestly, given the choice between fucking her and fucking you, it’s hard to see how anyone could prefer not to play it straight. But some guys have weird sexual preferences. I’ve heard.
Actually, I have a funny story about a pair of masturbation gloves and some nettles. Well… it was funny at the time, anyway. For her.
And if she gets what she wants, you might get what you want. Or you might not.
Erm… oh, I’ve got one! “What do you say to a blonde disciplinarian with a tawse when you’re strapped across her ugly whipping bench vaulting horse? Nothing: you just scream and cry out hysterically in between gasps for breath!” Well… she finds it funny. Mildly amusing, anyway.
She doesn’t want to, and yet…
Don’t worry – she’s very imaginative, so it’s only going to be on the rarest occasions that you’ll have to fall back on the boring old trope of male ejaculation.
I’d expected this was going to lead to an uncomfortable conversation but it seems she’s decided to skip the conversation part.
If you’re finding it difficult to relax, try explaining to her that you’d just rather she got a second opinion from a male dentist before drilling. I’m sure she won’t mind.
Obviously. Although it looks like it’s already got a lot of toppings, so maybe no need?
My SO sometimes forgets why she’s doing things even after starting. The other day, we were about ten minutes into a judicial caning when she paused and confessed shamefacedly that she’d forgotten entirely what I was being beaten for! How we laughed. Later that day she remembered, fortunately, and she took the trouble to sort it out properly.
You can get an app for it too. Every day, it doesn’t remind you.
He thought if he told them he was a vicar they’d go easy on him. He was wrong. My friend who’s an investment banker had a similar experience but much, much worse.
Fortunately, the balls don’t feel like the same thing either. No more worrying about that knee! But there are other things to worry about…
I didn’t understand why it had to be so wide, but then I met Richard.
It’s a ridiculous fantasy, of course. You can’t just chop a man in half and then attach his dismembered body to separate halves of a sex doll. Well… you can, obviously, but not so he continues to live. You’d think she’d have realised that after six tries, the silly thing.