Cold as ice cream but still as sweet

Caption of the end of your sexual career
Don’t you just love that ‘we’?


captioned image of femdom target practice
It looks like she’s having fun, and that’s the most important thing.  Just learn to live for her desires, not for yours, for goodness’ sake.  Why’s that so hard?


Captioned image of maths proof related femdom humiliation or something like that
This is a bit of a litmus test, if you’re new to Contemplating the Divine.  You see, this is my idea of a femdom humiliation caption.  If you want explicit upskirt photos of women pissing on the camera, well that’s absolutely fine, but you might be better off elsewhere.


Captioned image of femdom blackmail
It’s not going to stop with the salary review, you know.  Better get used to this, because I think a few things are about to change.


Captioned image of femdom who - shockingly - is not a qualified nurse
For someone without qualifications, she’s remarkably proficient at rectal examination, though.  Real nurses don’t do it anything like as thoroughly, or with quite so many fingers.  Enthusiasm counts for a lot, I reckon.

It’s a good thing exhibitionism is not my fetish

Hmmm.  My stats counter says I got 50 hits yesterday, and just 2 today, when I normally get over a thousand these days (still not much, I know…tell your friends about “CtD” as I rather snappily call it).

I don’t think the ‘magazine covers’ post was quite that bad, so I put this down to the stat counter rather than you all going away and (sniff) leaving me all alone.  Locked in this cage, with my hands fastened cruelly to the bars, and a chain around my…sorry, I was miles away.



Anyway, I reckon blogger has stopped counting.  Does this sort of thing happen often?  It does feel a bit like shouting into a darkened room, without stats that work.



Helloooo? 



Oh well.  I just caption the femdom images anyway, because I enjoy it and no one tells me not to.  Might as well post them here, whatever is going on.








Captioned image of femdom wife with cane
Look at those shoulders.  Powerful, and – no, I said look at the shoulders!














rather dangerous looking schoolgirls eek
I thought of spelling out what it is they’ll actually do, but I think I don’t need to.  I mean, just look at them!  I think these two look a lot scarier than most of the leather-clad dominatrices that I often feature.














Dominatrix proposes to repeat the whole caning
Need to do a few harder-edged, less ‘funny’ captions from time to time.  The ‘I think we’d better just repeat the whole punishment from the start’ idea has always been an exciting one for me… and once my Significant Other did it for real.  I didn’t think she’d go through with the whole thing, as I thought she’d realise I couldn’t ‘take’ it.  She did go through with it, and eventually I took it too. Ow.














Wife would rather you stayed in chastity
Oh well, worth a try.  Let’s hope the person she finds for heterosexual sex is also only interested in heterosexual sex.  Otherwise things could get messy (and sticky, and really horrible-tasting too).



Remedial work

I do apologise for not posting yesterday.  And I see the stats for pageviews are way down on the day. I suppose that means many of you visit every time it is updated.  Goodness.  Hello there.  Some time soon, I’m going to try to find out more about you: which posts you like, which you don’t so much, and which you’d like me to be spanked for putting up.  That sort of thing. 

I was unable to post anything yesterday, because I was too busy trying to open a portal to the future to obtain a magazine subscription for Lady Grey.  Unsuccessfully, so now I’d better produce some extra work rather quickly, or I expect I will really be in trouble.  Also, for lying, because this is just not true.

I’ll get out of the way now, and let you at a few more than usual (wait for it, search engines): captioned images of female domination.

Beautiful woman is ever so nice about your small penis - mainly because youre paying her
Sometimes, pity can be more humiliating than contempt, don’t you agree?

I wish I got really turned on by ‘small dick humiliation’.  Then all my dates as a teenager would have been wildly exciting.  Of course, there’d have to be a ‘don’t quite know what to do with it anyway humiliation’ fetish too.

Captioned image of a classic femdom milking scenario
At least she hasn’t branded him.  That happens just before the drive into winter pastures, I understand.
Captioned image of beautiful eastern bloc soldiers in the Other World Kingdom
Aren’t they great?  Wouldn’t you just love to be running naked from them, ducking and weaving in blind terror to avoid the high-velocity rounds from their automatic weapons?  You wouldn’t?  Boy, you’re really weird, aren’t you?

Femdom wife wants you to lick it up
Raoul’s back – actually, I could tell because I’m the one who has to wash his underwear.

Captioned image of beautiful wife about to spank you for impertinence
I’ve a feeling I’ve used this picture before (but with a different caption).  If not, it’s been sitting on my computer without being captioned and posted, which seems quite implausible, considering.
Captioned image of something really most unpleasant about to happen
I think what we have here might be a cultural misunderstanding. It’s important to let her express her annoyance the way she wants to, without rushing to judgment or culturally insensitive condemnation.

Heavenish

Captioned image of dominatrix towering over you
Whining for mercy doesn’t seem to be working too well… 


Captioned image of man in the corner
I love corner time.  I really do.  It’s partly because despite my err… predilections I don’t actually like pain.  So it’s a part of a session when I’m being punished but she’s not actually hitting me.  Which is nice, y’know?
I believe the image is from Le coin de Mlkklm, a blog (in French, but with many pictures) that features a lot of corner time. 

Wife wakes sleepily on your birthday and prepares to keep you in chastity for another year
And at Christmas she sorts out who’s been naughty and nice, too.


Captioned femdom - a tale of two colars
Both of course see this as loving female authority – but with the emphasis on different words within that phrase.

And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah



More captioned images of female domination.  Obviously.

Captioned image of Mistress Vixen showingf her skills
I hope Peter appreciates the expertise.  Look at that whip-work.  Marvellous.

Captioned femdom image width=
And it’s probably best to think of all that housework as roleplay too.  Hell, she might even let you wear a little maid dress if you ask nicely.

Dominatrix squeezes both men into her cage
She’s actually talking to the man in the cage, you know, not to you.


Femdom nurse might have removed more than your tonsils
You can get compensation for that, I understand. Just fill out a form and they might give you anything up to £25.  Worth a go.  You could buy some panties with it.

captioned image of a German safeword
If any German-speaking females want to correct my grammar, spelling or anything else, then of course they are welcome to do so – and propose any appropriate correction to help the lesson stick in my mind.

Full of grace

Whipping the plumber
Isn’t she beautiful?  The man at the back there is very unlucky to be positioned so as not to be able to see her.  But I think he can feel her presence, don’t you?

Captioned femdom image of disparagement
Disparaging with faint praise.

Dominatrix likes it when you beg
If she loves tears, I expect she’ll be in for a treat later when she gets going.

Contemplating the divine goes into reruns
The reference is to a captioned image in this earlier post.
I could have just linked to the Lexi image.  But I really love that one I did of the wife with the computer, so I wanted to give it a further airing.
Incidentally, I understand the image above is itself a trick.  It’s not immediately obvious, but the slave is not really suspended, but lying on the ground.  The athletic Ms Christine is hanging upside down, and the whole image is inverted.  Amazing but true.
Ohh…no it isn’t.  Sorry.  Silly mood today.  Look, here’s a picture of a naked woman,  people seem to like those:

Man stakes everything to become lesbian lover, fails
Must be nice to get out of that nasty belt too.  Lucky boy.  Well, not really a boy.  You know.

..and forgive not our trespasses

…but chastise us as we deserve.  My own personal sinful trespass is scribbling rude thoughts across pictures of elegant dominant ladies.  Or to spell it out for those dim search engines: captioned pictures of female domination.  Here we go.

Dominatrix with whip considers mercy - rejects ir
A powerful-looking lady, from Cruella from long ago.


Very sexy lady says that youre just not big enough
When I see pictures of ladies this beautiful, I find it quite impossible to understand why any women are heterosexual.  But it’s easy to understand why we men need to be kept under lock and key.





Sexy air hostess with a feisty attitude
And the toilets are fitted with masturbation detectors, so don’t even think about it.

 


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Another powerful looking lady (look at that strong right arm), in a very serious environment.  Maybe my subconscious is trying to tell me I have done something exceptionally bad lately, and I need to be punished.

 

Dominatrix prefers you to keep silent with a ball gag
Something tells me I might have quite strong opinions about some of the things she wants to do.  So a ball gag is definitely the best treatment.




Fiction: the only thing worse than being locked in a chastity belt is…

“So what sort of belt are you using these days?” Amy enquired, glancing casually at the man waiting outside the café, rather weighed down with the shopping bags he was holding.
“CB6000?  Tickleberry?”
“Oh, I don’t keep him in a belt any more.” Sabrina replied.
“Ooooh!  Have you had him cut?” Amy asked with interest and some relish.
Her friend looked up at her.
“Certainly not.  Where would I kick him if there wasn’t anything left down there?”
Amy was confused.
“But I thought you didn’t allow him to come? Ever?”
“I don’t” Sabrina replied.  “It’s against my house rules and he knows it.”
She laughed, then took pity on her bemused friend.
“I’m just teasing you.  I had him fitted with a detector.  It’s a little chip that goes under his skin.  It monitors what’s going on, and reports it.”
“Reports it where?” Amy asked.
“It’s a web-based application that I can access from anywhere” her friend replied.  “Look.”
She pulled out her Blackberry, pressed a few keys, then passed it across the table.  It displayed some numbers, along with a large green rectangle labelled “flaccid” and various links to other pages.  Sabrina scrolled it down, and showed her friend the field that reported Last orgasm: 18th January 2011, 10.54.
“I can access all of the history at any time” she said, showing Amy some scrolling sets of numbers.
“And I’ve got it set up so that if he does have an orgasm, I get a text message immediately.”
“And it updates in real time?” Amy asked, enviously.
“Sure” her friend replied.  “BOY!”
The man started in shock, then scurried in past the amused looks from the other tables at his rapid response to the preremptory command.
“Sit down” Sabrina ordered, curtly, and with a worried expression on his face, he arranged the shopping bags on the floor and gingerly lowered himself into his seat.
“I’ve been telling Amy about our new approach to keeping your chastity” she said.  “How there’s really nothing to stop you getting…excited any more.  Nothing except the thought of my cane.”
She leaned over towards him, and gazed into his eyes.
“Nothing except that wicked cane…for a very…naughty…boy…” and her booted foot slowly began to caress his inner leg.
“Do you find it very frustrating?” Amy asked, her eyes wide and sympathetic.  “Only – and here she leaned forwards and smiled sympathetically.  “Only I find my man gets so very frustrated in his chastity belt.  Especially when I ask him to help me get undressed….” She eased back her top, to expose a lacy bra strap on her shoulder.  “….or to massage me with oil” she breathed.
“And you spank him too, don’t you?” Sabrina asked, innocently.
“Oh yes” Amy breathed heavily, her eyes widening.  “Yes, I spank him vigorously!  I get my hairbrush, and I put him across my thighs…” and she swivelled in her chair – “these thighs” – and she took hold of the man’s unresisting face, and directed attention down to where her thighs were visible between the top of her leather boots and the hem of her tight skirt.
Sabrina picked up the Blackberry and giggled.  “See?” she said, holding it out to her friend.
The rectangle was now bright red and contained the words “Fully erect”. In fact, the technology wasn’t really necessary for that, as the swelling was very clearly visible in the trousered lap in front of them.
Sabrina gently laid her hand on top of the straining material.  Amy noted with interest that several numbers on the Blackberry changed instantly, and a small exclamation mark began to flash.
Sabrina patted the mound gently and smiled.
“A very excited boy.  Aren’t we? Right here.”  She patted again.
“Yes, Mistress Sabrina” the unhappy man replied, hoarsely.
“Yes – very excited.”  She patted the mound again.  “But you won’t do anything about it, will you?”
“No Mistress Sabrina, it’s against the rules.”
“Whose rules?” Sabrina asked, sharply.
“Your rules, Mistress Sabrina.”
“And what happens to boys who break that particular rule?  Hmmm?” She was holding her hand flat, palm down over the bulge now, which was pushing urgently against it.
“They get the cane, Mistress Sabrina.”
“How many do you give him?” Amy asked with interest.
Sabrina smiled and nodded at the man.
“Two extra each time, Miss Amy” he replied.
“So you…?” Amy started, in puzzlement.
“He started with six” Sabrina replied, in a matter of fact way, taking her hand away from the bulge, which quivered slightly.  “And it goes up by two each time.  He’s disobeyed me nine times  since the belt came off, so now it’s 24 each time.”
Amy was impressed.  She had seen Sabrina disciplining her men on a few occasions.  24 with a cane was no joke, and would probably leave the miscreant barely able to walk.
“And it’s going to continue to go up?” she asked.
Sabrina looked a little shocked.  “Certainly not!” she replied, primly.  “It’s going to stay at 24 because he’s never going to be disobedient again.  That’s what you told me after the last beating, isn’t it boy?”
“Yes, Mistress Sabrina.”
“You finally learnt your lesson, didn’t you, when I gave you those 24?”
“Yes, Mistress Sabrina.”
Sabrina waited in silence, but something about her look conveyed menace.
“Err…thank you for teaching me such a valuable lesson, Mistress Sabrina!” he gasped, hurriedly.
Sabrina looked somewhat mollified.
“But if here were to have a little…slip” she remarked, knowingly. “Or maybe even an accident…then yes we would need to take an even firmer approach to the problem.”
“What if he has an involuntary emission – in the night for example?” Amy asked.
“Still beat him” Sabrina remarked casually.  “He might be lying about it, and it’s better to be safe than sorry.  Anyway, I think the cane should start to work on his unconscious mind too.”
She smiled at the man, who was obviously trying to think calming, unsexy thoughts – a difficult task in present company.
“But you worked it out, didn’t you?  What would happen if you had…say…one slip per year.  Just one little slip in every 365 days.  In twenty years time, you’d be getting…?”
“64 each time, Mistress Sabrina” he replied, with an unhappy quaver in his voice.
“And over those twenty years, you’d have had…?”
“Nine hundred strokes, Mistress Sabrina.”
“Nine hundred strokes.” She replied with satisfaction.  “So it’s worth exercising some self-control, isn’t it?  Because if it’s – oooh,  as much  twice each year, then in 20 years time that will be…?
“One hundred and four strokes a time, and two thousand six hundred strokes over the whole time, Mistress Sabrina.” he breathed.
“That’s right” she replied with satisfaction.  “So you keep it quiet down there.  Shoo, now!”

And the unhappy looking man got up and – with some apparent difficulty – slowly walked back to his post outside the café.

Brand new crop

…of captioned images of female domination, naturally.








femdom caption with nipple clamps ouch
Actually, I’ve had this done to me and I really genuinely don’t like it.  Shudder.










Im Tanya Hyde fly me!
I think I’d go gold card pretty quickly.










Definitely not an upskirt femdom image
Of course, you didn’t look, right?










femdom wife keeps him in his place
Love standing in the corner.  Hate nipple clamps.  Love corner time.










I do like the word ‘piteously’









Captioned image of an incredibly sexy nurse
This of course is Mistress Darla Kincaid, who I think is simply stunning.









Orgasm addict
Doesn’t that look fun?  Who’d be a man, eh?



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femdom caption sophie has a fellow castaway back for a meal
I’d let her lead me off by the leash…to a better future











femdom caption money slavery
Any members of the superior sex who believe this to be sexist and insulting, please feel free to leave a comment suggesting how Servitor might make amends…












femdom caption wife talks to maid petra
Sometimes a caption idea turns into a 24-volume set….










femdom caption human police dogs
Run!



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