Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Better hurry up and get used to it – you’re late for work. |
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| Planning a session…hope it’s like this. |
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| She really appreciates it, because she knows how uncomfortable it makes you feel, seeing her in lingerie like that. You can go and run some cold water over it if you like – but make sure you dry it off, so it can’t rust. |
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| …and I’m certainly not allowed to write it. |
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| Men can get so frustrated waiting for women to get ready. It’s a good thing she has you to help. |
I went on a course at work this week that included a module on building self-esteem. Fortunately I’ll be visiting my Significant Other soon, and she can usually put it right back to where it should be. And it gave me an idea for one of the captions below.
On with the captioned images (of female domination)!
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| I think she’s due a pay rise. |
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| How did you get on? Did you? So did I. Never mind – maybe next time. |
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| You don’t have an inferiority complex, you see – you actually are inferior. |
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| Never mind. These things happen. |
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| The worst of it is that she’s a multi-millionaire film star. It’s not as if she needs the money. |
The title today is perhaps a little unimaginative. But as the most popular posting I have – by far – is one called “More femdom captions”, I thought I’d avoid the tortous unfunny puns, or references to early 80s soft punk, and just go straight for Google’s g-spot.
So – look out for posts in the future amusingly captioned “A few more femdom captions”, “Femdom captions and the real truth behind 9/11” and of course “Oi Google! – over here for the femdom captions”.
Still the only Google result for “hot chicks in empire-line dresses“, though! That’ll bring the traffic.
Onwards…
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| A man can only be pushed so far. Ithink he’s reaching his limits. |
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| It’s a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now. Still, astrophysics doesn’t get the toilet clean, does it? He’ll be happier this way. Or if he isn’t, no one will care. |
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| That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that. Still, I expect she’ll put the local anaesthetic in anyway. She’s a professional, you know. |
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| Sorry – bit of a strange mood today. |
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| Isn’t she kind? Let’s hope she’s in a good mood tomorrow morning. Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though – she doesn’t like having her decisions questioned. |
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| They laughed when I was said I was going to start a femdom blog devoted to humorous captions and stories. They’re not laughing now…* |
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| They offer a choice of general anaesthetic, local anaesthetic or straps plus a gag. Most patients prefer some sort of anaesthetic. But it’s not the patients who make the choice. |
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| Of course, they give them drinks of water from time to time. Otherwise they’d just die of thirst within a day or two. Like the first batch. |
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| Ooooo. |
* Copyright Bob Monkhouse, approx. 1875.
Images of slavery, beatings, forced labour, sexual humiliation and incarceration. In short: marriage and other scenes from domestic life.
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| At weekends she makes sure the lawn is mown and the gravel path raked, too, before supervising the ironing. Such a good girl. |
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| It’s a bit unfair. I mean with that metal thing in place, nothing was going to happen anyway. Still – best not to argue, I expect. |
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| Sometimes its best to just have these things out as soon as you can, rather than let them fester. They can always discuss it in more depth, when they get home, too. |
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| And because she just likes zapping him from time to time. She’s determined to try out level 20 before…er…before he ‘goes away’ like all the others. |
Goodness, it’s ages since I wrote a story. I feel greatly refreshed.
Anyway, back to the captioned images of female domination.
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| The frantic begging for mercy can get a bit tiresome too. Why can’t they just shut up and let her get on with it? |
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| See how he’s allowed to use his hands and that little brush? I think she’s too soft on him. |
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| Actually, a lie-in would have been nice. Never mind. Maybe next year. |
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| I don’t know where she finds them. Looking at her, I suspect the answer might be “everywhere”. |
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| You need to build trust here. Try offering her something, something you value greatly. |
Joe
So, with apologies to anyone who doesn’t share my Anne Hathaway obsession (I’ll run out of pictures or get stopped by her lawyers at some point, but not yet, please lord, not yet). On with the show.
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| Can’t or won’t. |
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| Don’t worry, you won’t be conscious for all that long. |
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| Well, granted you’ve spent much of your life and will probably spend most of your retirement in mind-numbingly tedious drudgery. But on the plus side, you’re really good at pleats. |
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| Curiously, though, he will be getting the pain and humiliation you might expect in such a scene. Just not quite in the way he was expecting. |
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| She’ll be giving you a bit of a scolding while you’re writhing in agony on the ground, too. Psychotic, but fair. |
Not a Woody Allen quote, remarkably, but Steven Wright.
On we go.
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| You have bought her an anniversary present, too, right? |
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| Many submissive men often feel quite uncomfortable when left by themselves. I can’t think why. |
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| Actually, although the “forced” is entirely accurate, “bi” is not, as it implies you get to have sex with women too. |
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| OK, it’s all a bit rushed. She’s a romantic traditionalist at heart, though. Believe me: you will be going down on your knees. |
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| Isn’t she beautiful? |
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| Actually, the word ‘divine’ is of more recent origin in the English language than is commonly thought. It was originally coined specifically to describe Anne Hathaway, and used properly should only be employed in that context. Have a look in a big fat dictionary if you don’t believe me, or just look at the picture at the bottom of each page of this blog. |
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| You can go out to fetch croissants when they get up. If she gives you some money. |
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| I expect she’ll find a way of venting her frustration and getting over it. |
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| And to clean it you just run a cold shower over it for a few minutes. No need even to take it off. |
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| I think you’re about to find out. |
These ladies know how to do that.
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| Moral hazard? Isn’t that some kind of predicament bondage fetish? |
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| Just one of those misunderstandings about silly little things… |
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| Third time lucky. |
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| And do try not to cry all over the freshly pressed clothes this time. |
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| She’s just a trainee, but she’s hoping to become a fully-qualified interrogator. So she’s taking great pains to do the best job she can. Giving them too. |