Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
More femdom captions. Oh yes. The phrase that seems to fascinate Mr Google, because most of my page views go there. So I’ll say it again. More femdom captions.
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| Oh yes please, Madame Sarka… |
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| Of course he knows she loves him really. But then she also loves her cat. |
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| Arrgghhooo anglappphy snnnghhh. |
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| Actually, my first girlfriend was kind enough to tell me that the size of my penis was a matter of complete indifference to her. Wasn’t that nice? |
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| Good luck. |
Oo-er sounds a bit rude, don’t you think? It has often struck me (oo-ERR!) how often random Google searches for words and phrases about punishment and humiliation lead to religious sites, as well as to bdsm ones. I wonder why? Anyway, penance is due so on with the divine scourging:
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| Words fail me. Probably just as well. |
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| I love it when you start up a fight…and I love it when the fight ends your way. |
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| Always carry the card. You never know when you’ll meet a knife-wielding man-hating psychopath in a rubber dress. |
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| The impossibly divine Ms Darla. She doesn’t have to actually do or say anything. The look is enough. |
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| She’s amazingly good at orgasm denial, actually. She can keep it up for months. Maybe longer! |
… the only created being who bows in humility and adoration.
Hosea Ballou 1771 – 1852
Crazy name, sensible guy!
On with the pictures of not-nekkid leddies:
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| Don’t forget to say ang ooo. |
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| On reflection, you were just going to ask if she wanted a nice cup of tea, weren’t you? |
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| Ah the smell of burning rubber, the screams, the sounds of sirens… What’s that? Bad taste? Hey – YKINHK, right? |
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| Hey – don’t knock it. Imagine having a girlfriend who handles mens’ genitals all day for a living. Hmmm? |
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| But later she overdid it and found that his attention disappeared completely. Never mind. Plenty more fish in the sea. |
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| Consent: it’s the most important word in BDSM. Of course Jane will usually say it’s OK – but you should always, always ask. |
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| And yet they’re too small for her boyfriend. What a waste. |
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| I quite enjoy the occasional onesome. It’s just the beating afterwards that bothers me. In fact, I’m reporting tomorrow, so maybe I should watch what I say. |
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| It’s sad that there are still so many people in the economy who have to do such disgusting things for a living. Still, quite a lot of investment bankers have now moved on to other careers, like our friend in this picture. |
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| Men understand men, you see. She’d never have thought of that. |
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| To those who might argue that ‘HMS Cindy’ doesn’t sound scary enough, I can only say that you haven’t met Cindy when she’s cross… |
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| Speak softly and carry a rattan cane. |
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| Actually, the way the caption starts off is a bit misleading. Mark doesn’t actually have any good days. |
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| So, David’s being done too. That’s David, Michael…and didn’t Anishta have Rajiv done last year? Goodness, you’re almost the only one in the circle of friends still fully intact. There’s a thought to ponder. |
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| Real dominant women love nothing more than to sit around in uncomfortable clothing having their boots made all slimey by being licked. They all like to dress their slaves up as little girls, too. It must be true, I’ve seen it on the Internet. |
Freely given and unfreely but gratefully taken.
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| Girls just love diamonds, don’t they? So better make your quota, shortie. |
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| Her father had an opinion too. But he kept it to himself, same as usual. |
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| Anyway, I understand Karen’s planning some more of her little party games, and she’ll need you there for that too, won’t she? |
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| Actually, ‘holding still’ can be quite easy when you’re strapped down quite so tightly. But you know what she means. |
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| Hmmm. No more chastity belt for you, eh? Aren’t you the lucky one? Maybe she can keep it next to your balls, in that jewellery box by the bed. |
Russell.
What do you call a trannie, with one ankle tied tightly up to ‘her’ genitals?
Eileen.
How many slaves does it take to – oh never mind. In my heart, I know I’m funny.
On with the pictures…I’ve got pages and pages of great material.
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| Still, no harm done. |
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| I’d forgive her. Wouldn’t you forgive her? |
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| He’s quite a big boy, but now he’ll be able to try small penis humiliation! For a while anyway. Isn’t that great? |
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| I thought we’d try a change from the sexual themed pictures. Just a pretty girl eating a banana. Wholesome fun. |
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| And you can call her Ma’am. |
Oh, you will.
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| He should be more sensitive. Fortunately, parts of him are, so she can start working on those. |
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| It can’t be for clothes, because she buys them for you. And you’re not allowed alcohol or cigarettes. |
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| She calls it “head-spanking”. Isn’t that cute? |
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| Of course, it’s just possible they’ll take a bit longer than an hour. So – best to stop all that frantic banging and wriggling about. |
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| Won’t your wife be pleased when you get home and show her? |
Hey, has anyone out there noticed how much femdom there is in ZZ Top videos? I was watching one for the music (I do, secretly, occasionally use the Internet for looking at things that are not porn – hope I never get found out), and was transported back to happy days in front of the TV as a teenager, desperately hoping for something pervy. Anyway there’s this. And this (give it time – or skip to 2.00 or so and look out for the treatment of the guy in the pullover at 2.20!).
If you like power-dressing 80s babes with big hair that is. Oh, I do. I really do.
Then there’s this, in a very different style. You have to get near the end to work out what’s going on.
Hmmm. ZZ Top. Beardy perverts, eh?
Anyway, on with the show:
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| Actually, even if you don’t recycle them it’s still better than all those nasty plastic bags. |
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| He graduated top of his class in hairdresser school. After all, he had mastered the art of studying in med school. Being whipped for poor performance helped, too. |
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| It wouldn’t be so bad, if the things she said about him weren’t so personal – you know? |
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| It’s her favourite part of the day. |
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| Actually, when you really think about it there are lots of reasons why life might be easier without balls, around Anne. There’s Tuesdays for example. She usually comes back from the studio feeling rather grumpy. That’ll hurt less after tomorrow. |
The title today is perhaps a little unimaginative. But as the most popular posting I have – by far – is one called “More femdom captions”, I thought I’d avoid the tortous unfunny puns, or references to early 80s soft punk, and just go straight for Google’s g-spot.
So – look out for posts in the future amusingly captioned “A few more femdom captions”, “Femdom captions and the real truth behind 9/11” and of course “Oi Google! – over here for the femdom captions”.
Still the only Google result for “hot chicks in empire-line dresses“, though! That’ll bring the traffic.
Onwards…
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| A man can only be pushed so far. Ithink he’s reaching his limits. |
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| It’s a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now. Still, astrophysics doesn’t get the toilet clean, does it? He’ll be happier this way. Or if he isn’t, no one will care. |
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| That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that. Still, I expect she’ll put the local anaesthetic in anyway. She’s a professional, you know. |
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| Sorry – bit of a strange mood today. |
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| Isn’t she kind? Let’s hope she’s in a good mood tomorrow morning. Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though – she doesn’t like having her decisions questioned. |
