…but so can lying.
|Actually, he was wearing two belts.|
|Men’s brains aren’t good at remembering dates, but they do have a really good nerve connection to the genitals, so it’s a perfect match.|
|“Snip-Lit”. It’s going to be the next big thing after 50 Shades of Grey, you’ll see.|
|She’s not actually a dentist. She did admit that on his fourth visit, to be fair.|
|I think this is one of those marriages where the arguments always end up with screaming and tears, don’t you?|