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Cold as ice cream but still as sweet

Caption of the end of your sexual career

Don’t you just love that ‘we’?

captioned image of femdom target practice

It looks like she’s having fun, and that’s the most important thing. Just learn to live for her desires, not for yours, for goodness’ sake. Why’s that so hard?

Captioned image of maths proof related femdom humiliation or something like that

This is a bit of a litmus test, if you’re new to Contemplating the Divine. You see, this is my idea of a femdom humiliation caption. If you want explicit upskirt photos of women pissing on the camera, well that’s absolutely fine, but you might be better off elsewhere.

It’s not going to stop with the salary review, you know. Better get used to this, because I think a few things are about to change.

Captioned image of femdom who - shockingly - is not a qualified nurse

For someone without qualifications, she’s remarkably proficient at rectal examination, though. Real nurses don’t do it anything like as thoroughly, or with quite so many fingers. Enthusiasm counts for a lot, I reckon.

It is a truth universally acknowledged…

…that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a good hard spanking

Contemplating the Divine goes Jane Austen for the day! Yes! Captioned images of Regency female domination. Hot chicks in empire-line dresses! Well-born males degradingly forced to engage in social intercourse with ladies below their proper station! Wild tea dances!

Remember, you saw it here first! And probably last.

Don’t worry, back to the leather boots and miniskirts tomorrow, I expect. But with taste, always with taste.

Incidentally, stats are now working again (hello – I can see you, in aggregate anyway). Blogger said it was a ‘known problem’. If I’ve been given a chore by my Significant Other, didn’t do it and just said it was a ‘known problem’ when She pointed it out, I wouldn’t expect to get away with it. I’d expect a beating. But then I’ve always been lucky that way.

It’s a good thing exhibitionism is not my fetish

Hmmm. My stats counter says I got 50 hits yesterday, and just 2 today, when I normally get over a thousand these days (still not much, I know…tell your friends about “CtD” as I rather snappily call it).

I don’t think the ‘magazine covers’ post was quite that bad, so I put this down to the stat counter rather than you all going away and (sniff) leaving me all alone. Locked in this cage, with my hands fastened cruelly to the bars, and a chain around my…sorry, I was miles away.

Anyway, I reckon blogger has stopped counting. Does this sort of thing happen often? It does feel a bit like shouting into a darkened room, without stats that work.

Helloooo?

Oh well. I just caption the femdom images anyway, because I enjoy it and no one tells me not to. Might as well post them here, whatever is going on.

Captioned image of femdom wife with cane

Look at those shoulders. Powerful, and – no, I said look at the shoulders!

rather dangerous looking schoolgirls eek

I thought of spelling out what it is they’ll actually do, but I think I don’t need to. I mean, just look at them! I think these two look a lot scarier than most of the leather-clad dominatrices that I often feature.

Dominatrix proposes to repeat the whole caning

Need to do a few harder-edged, less ‘funny’ captions from time to time. The ‘I think we’d better just repeat the whole punishment from the start’ idea has always been an exciting one for me… and once my Significant Other did it for real. I didn’t think she’d go through with the whole thing, as I thought she’d realise I couldn’t ‘take’ it. She did go through with it, and eventually I took it too. Ow.

Wife would rather you stayed in chastity

Oh well, worth a try. Let’s hope the person she finds for heterosexual sex is also only interested in heterosexual sex. Otherwise things could get messy (and sticky, and really horrible-tasting too).

Remedial work

I do apologise for not posting yesterday. And I see the stats for pageviews are way down on the day. I suppose that means many of you visit every time it is updated. Goodness. Hello there. Some time soon, I’m going to try to find out more about you: which posts you like, which you don’t so much, and which you’d like me to be spanked for putting up. That sort of thing.

I was unable to post anything yesterday, because I was too busy trying to open a portal to the future to obtain a magazine subscription for Lady Grey. Unsuccessfully, so now I’d better produce some extra work rather quickly, or I expect I will really be in trouble. Also, for lying, because this is just not true.

I’ll get out of the way now, and let you at a few more than usual (wait for it, search engines): captioned images of female domination.

Beautiful woman is ever so nice about your small penis - mainly because youre paying her

Sometimes, pity can be more humiliating than contempt, don’t you agree?

I wish I got really turned on by ‘small dick humiliation’. Then all my dates as a teenager would have been wildly exciting. Of course, there’d have to be a ‘don’t quite know what to do with it anyway humiliation’ fetish too.

Captioned image of a classic femdom milking scenario

At least she hasn’t branded him. That happens just before the drive into winter pastures, I understand.

Captioned image of beautiful eastern bloc soldiers in the Other World Kingdom

Aren’t they great? Wouldn’t you just love to be running naked from them, ducking and weaving in blind terror to avoid the high-velocity rounds from their automatic weapons? You wouldn’t? Boy, you’re really weird, aren’t you?

Raoul’s back – actually, I could tell because I’m the one who has to wash his underwear.

Captioned image of beautiful wife about to spank you for impertinence

I’ve a feeling I’ve used this picture before (but with a different caption). If not, it’s been sitting on my computer without being captioned and posted, which seems quite implausible, considering.

Captioned image of something really most unpleasant about to happen

I think what we have here might be a cultural misunderstanding. It’s important to let her express her annoyance the way she wants to, without rushing to judgment or culturally insensitive condemnation.

Everything not forbidden is compulsory

…I occasionally have fantasies about a truly totalitarian domination regime, possibly even domestic (fascism begins at home, huh?). Everything not forbidden is compulsory. Without explicit orders to do anything, you are not permitted to move. Even language (on the rare occasions when allowed) is limited to an approved list of words and phrases (like Newspeak). For ever.

The quote, incidentally, is from The Once and Future King which is the basis for Disney’s Sword in the Stone movie about King Arthur. Just so you know…

The ladies below are not dictatrices, perhaps, but to you I think you can take it their word will be law…

dominatrix boss might not sack you but she'll probably cut your pay

If you beg sufficiently piteously, she’ll probably relent. But I think you can assume she’ll stop going so easy on you in future.

Captioned image chilling with your domme

She’s quite soft-hearted, so she’ll probably let him out in a couple of hours. Unless she forgets or something.

This is going to be really really embarassing

Might be a good time to offer to clean her house for a week. Face it, that’s the only way you’re going to be pleasing her.

You don’t get employee rights. You’re not an employee. You’re stock – and I think your book value is about to be written down.

A disappointingly small one

I’m afraid this will probably too small and feeble to give you much satisfaction (now why do I get a sense of deja vu typing that?), but I have little time today. So I’ll just stop messing about and get on with it, shall I? Oh, right. Sorry. Here we go:

Captioned image of dominatrix towering over your POV

Love the point of view. I love the tan too…I think she’s been somewhere nice while you have been languishing in this cellar. Which is, obviously, where you will stay after she has gone again.

Penny belts her husband pretty hard but no harder than he deserves

I love the start of this video (go on, admit it, you’ve probably seen it), although personally I’d prefer it if she stayed in character as a schoolmarm, with her clothes on, rather than going all nekkid and penetrative as Men in Pain videos always seem to do. But that’s just me.

Captivating

And we would go willingly to captivity, would we not?

Female domination of the best sort - with a cane

Personally I make a lot of fuss under the cane, and it does exasperate my Significant Other – a point she has put to me rather forcefully on occasion.

She’s already pulled them over the victory line. She’s just pulling for fun now.

Sometimes I understand she leaves him a rubber ball or a stuffed toy. But not always.

No light-hearted caption to this one, I’m afraid. I wouldn’t dare.

Heavenish

Captioned image of dominatrix towering over you

Whining for mercy doesn’t seem to be working too well…

I love corner time. I really do. It’s partly because despite my err… predilections I don’t actually like pain. So it’s a part of a session when I’m being punished but she’s not actually hitting me. Which is nice, y’know?

I believe the image is from Le coin de Mlkklm, a blog (in French, but with many pictures) that features a lot of corner time.

Wife wakes sleepily on your birthday and prepares to keep you in chastity for another year

And at Christmas she sorts out who’s been naughty and nice, too.

Both of course see this as loving female authority – but with the emphasis on different words within that phrase.

And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

More captioned images of female domination. Obviously.

Captioned image of Mistress Vixen showingf her skills

I hope Peter appreciates the expertise. Look at that whip-work. Marvellous.

And it’s probably best to think of all that housework as roleplay too. Hell, she might even let you wear a little maid dress if you ask nicely.

Dominatrix squeezes both men into her cage

She’s actually talking to the man in the cage, you know, not to you.

Femdom nurse might have removed more than your tonsils

You can get compensation for that, I understand. Just fill out a form and they might give you anything up to £25. Worth a go. You could buy some panties with it.

If any German-speaking females want to correct my grammar, spelling or anything else, then of course they are welcome to do so – and propose any appropriate correction to help the lesson stick in my mind.

From the sublime

..and I won’t complete the quote.

‘Sublime’, to me, means ‘stuff you can’t even try to describe without sounding completely gormless’. For an example, have a look at the Anne Hathaway picture at the bottom of each page.

Anyway, on with the show.