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I stand corrected

Frequently.  But not as frequently as I’d like.

Well, lookie here.  It’s more of those captioned images of female domination.



Ahh…Madame Sarka, formerly of OWK.  Icy.  Powerful.  Sexy.  Raises traffic here by about 20% every time I put up a picture of Her.




Remember what happened on Tuesday?  You will.



Actually, some women do prefer bigger penises.  In fact, I knew one who had quite a collection, all arranged neatly in order of size in a drawer in her bedroom.  Every one told a story, she used to say.  It’s good to have a hobby.



It’s not such an unfit lifestyle, though.  She likes him to go jogging in the mornings, too: out of the house, down the lane, across the six-lane motorway, over the high speed railway line and back, three times before breakfast.



Some people have a natural authority.  You can tell just from one look that she has it, can’t you?

Applied theology

If you do forget when you’re shopping for her things, just ask one of the assistants to slap you across the face a few times.  Should bring it right back.
Of course, they can still say no.  As often as they like, actually.

Aren’t you the lucky one?



Not very much later.  Actually, he’ll be ready after the first couple of strokes.  But she won’t.



Men behaving obediently



As a matter of fact she’s brought the whip so you’ll better appreciate her point of view.  Now…go and stand facing that wall and pay attention.

I mean, don’t they all?  But try pointing it out to them, and they’ll only beat you senseless and lock you in a cage for six hours.



Of course, Penny’s down one slave as a result, but she always gets plenty more for Christmas anyway.




Don’t they look lovely in those coats?  Much nicer to look at that some silly old house.





Sincerely hers

Goodness, it’s ages since I wrote a story.  I feel greatly refreshed.


Anyway, back to the captioned images of female domination.

Now say Ggggggghhh for me
The frantic begging for mercy can get a bit tiresome too.  Why can’t they just shut up and let her get on with it?





Eat the yummy leaves slave
See how he’s allowed to use his hands and that little brush?  I think she’s too soft on him.



A slaves work is never done
Actually, a lie-in would have been nice.  Never mind.  Maybe next year.


Dommes little collection
I don’t know where she finds them.  Looking at her, I suspect the answer might be “everywhere”.


So there's nothing to worry about
You need to build trust here.  Try offering her something, something you value greatly.

Obedience is bliss

Femdom with hands on hips yum
Don’t you just feel guilty the moment you see that look, even if you don’t know what you’ve done wrong?

 

Femdom wife beats husband loudly
They’re going to be away for Christmas too, so that’s another thing to look forward to.

 




So wheres Blakey?
The stats counter tells me that most of you are American, and only a small minority are British.  And you won’t get the reference.  Never mind – just enjoy the picture.
 
Anne rewards her devoted slave - I wish
She’s feeling generous today!

Sweetly mean

And don’t be afraid to tell her if it’s hurting, OK?  She likes to know.

And when she’s finished, she’ll turn her attention back to you. Lucky boy.



Ah…cute Mr Snuffles.  She had his balls cut off, she feeds him dogfood and keeps him on a leash when she goes out.  You know – that’s your future, right there.



It actually is fantasitc, yet true.  Probably be a big disappointment when it comes out, but I can dream…

BDSM (Beauty, Devotion, Supplication and Matriarchy)

Maybe a spanking...almost certainly a spanking
Ahh… You know, I don’t think I could stand waiting the two minutes.
He was like, totally tortured
She like totally pwns you, dude.  No, really, she does.





Kick me baby
You can kiss as many times as you like of course.  But it’s one kiss, one kick.  Only fair.


Oh to be crushed into the mud beneath her boots
Blmmmble oopple gllmmmhhh….





I winder what shes going to do
You’ll find it quite easy to write the letter of apology.  Because believe me, you will be truly, truly sorry by then.

Respectfully Hers

The divine Ms Hathaway about to administer a spanking
Personally, I’d argue a little longer.  Not a lot longer, my poor bottom couldn’t stand it.  But maybe just a little longer…


Schoolmistress dominatrix teaches trigonomnetry and respect
Plus, he now has a GCSE (that’s a British school qualification) in Albanian


Cattle prod humour
She just loves that cattle prod.  Best anniversary present ever.


Spanked to sense
Mars and Venus, revisited.
Sometimes she goes by different names, and dyes her hair.  So watch out.


No, not love, she said. Don’t you know that it’s different for girls?

Joe


So, with apologies to anyone who doesn’t share my Anne Hathaway obsession (I’ll run out of pictures or get stopped by her lawyers at some point, but not yet, please lord, not yet).  On with the show.

No, not love, she said.
Can’t or won’t.


Wakey wakey
Don’t worry, you won’t be conscious for all that long.


Domestic servitude means never having to say she's sorry
Well, granted you’ve spent much of your life and will probably spend most of your retirement in mind-numbingly tedious drudgery.  But on the plus side, you’re really good at pleats.


Leather clad domina puts man into a cage oh my!
Curiously, though, he will be getting the pain and humiliation you might expect in such a scene.  Just not quite in the way he was expecting.





She knows how to per you up.
She’ll be giving you a bit of a scolding while you’re writhing in agony on the ground, too.  Psychotic, but fair.