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Sweetly mean

Captions of female domination, which need no introduction except that I’ve been told that without text, search engines won’t know that, so I’m writing an introduction. Search engines can’t recognise images. Their loss.

Doesn’t she look graceful? Doesn’t he look…what’s the opposite of graceful? Some people think the sexes should be treated equally. Isn’t that absurd?

Femdom caption with wife gently breaking the news that she is a lesbian

…and Jenny likes men even less, in case you were wondering.

femdom caption spanking men is good for them

Or you can go private, and get the cane instead.

femdom caption with nipple clamps too my godness

Again, surely an image to give pause to those who still believe in the equality of the sexes.

But of course he doesn’t know it’s a public holiday. In fact, he has no idea whether it is night or day.

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femdom caption sophie has a fellow castaway back for a meal

I’d let her lead me off by the leash…to a better future

Any members of the superior sex who believe this to be sexist and insulting, please feel free to leave a comment suggesting how Servitor might make amends…

Sometimes a caption idea turns into a 24-volume set….

Run!

Altered Images

…were a brilliant 1980s band (well, they were a four-hit wonder actually, but I liked them and anyway they had Clare Grogan). But this post isn’t about them, it’s just more daft captioned images of female domination.

Captioned femdom image of three domme wives

I’m a traditionalist, I’m afraid, and I don’t really believe in mens’ lib. Planning a series of stories on this, actually.

The notion of changing your name is just delightfully subtly submissive, and public too. Several posts about this on other (more serious) blogs lately.

This is of course the divine Mistress Valkyrie. Combining the best traditions of English (ow!) and Czech (thwack!) femdom.

femdom caption slightly spooky dont you think

A little off the usual trajectory for me, but something had to be done with that picture. That artwork ‘obscure title’ by the way, is nothing like as weird as some I’ve seen.

Quite why anyone would even consider looking at marmalade in this situation bemuses me, but then I’m not a male maid with a housework obsession

Just a quick one

I expect they’ll be up all night, chatting away like girls do.

Nice to see some pics of dommes looking happy.

Isn’t that a sweet smile?

Femdom naughty nurse about to do something very naughty indeed

Good thing she caught it in time.

Whipped to orgasm, but its nothing personal

Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, daruber muss man schweigen

Divine images and childish scribbles

My grovelling apologies to the extraordinary women in each of these pictures, for adding my dirty little thoughts to their beautiful images.

But I’m incorrigible. Here we go:

The blonde on the right doesn’t look happy. Do you think Sophie’s just out-done her, with this initiative and she’s annoyed? Alpha females – fear them!

Captioned image of gloriously disdainful domme

Ahhh.

Captioned image of ridiculous and humiliated male maid serve him right.

I hope he’s enjoying his session. Doesn’t look it.

This is a great photo-sequence, I recommend it. Sometimes OWK breaks through the cliches and does something really original (and cruel!). Human fish. Brilliant, just brilliant.

Well you’re just going to have to look it up, aren’t you? Try the link below.

Here are some pictures of тараканы.

Give us this day…

…our daily captions. You know, this rate of posting is going to have to slow down at some point. But for now it’s OK, so here we go again:

Femdom captioned image with beautiful woman and ugly old man

Doesn’t he look pleased?

If you only knew the date, you could count the days until her return.

Took me ages to get this the way I want it. But an image from behind the bars of a cage just had to be captioned. There aren’t enough of them.

Beautiful and clever schoolmistress with a cane - what's not to like?

I soooo love schoolboy sessions.

Captioned image of Madame Sarka and several goats

Must get a bit messy in the goat pen. Lucky there are bootlicker slaves waiting back at the castle.

Daily observation

Captioned images of…oh, I think we all get the idea by now, right?

I actually think Madame Sarka looking cheerful is even more scary than Madame Sarka looking angry.

Quiet, measured menace. Yum.

Isn’t she great? Lucky Rudy.

Sissies make excellent finance directors, but you don have to make sure they don't spend all the company's money on pretty frillies.

I think this could explain a lot about the perfomance of British companies lately. The best way to avoid it is to put ladies in charge, obviously.

I’ve always liked the idea behind this caption and I’ll probably use it again…

For Valentine’s Day? Or for life?

If I write for you my humble words of love, if I uncover my inmost thoughts, and hopes, and dreams and fears and pour them out in return for a raindrop of your approval…and if I package and seal all these treasures in an envelope and slip it under your door at midnight…

…will you trample it mercilessly beneath your heels, unread and scorned?

Oh I do so hope so.

Well, I don’t have any image to which to use that as a caption, so here are some images that do have captions. None are particularly Valentines themed, except that all in a sense involve unrequited love.

Isn’t she beautiful? Aren’t we just the luckiest creatures to be permitted to breathe the air on the same planet as someone who looks like this?

Captioned image of Madame Sarka who will be very fair and judicious

Well, I’d trust Madame Sarka with my life. Looking at her web site, it appears her slaves effectively do.

Captioned image that only works if you're already thinking about chastity

Sometimes only a few words are needed.

Sometimes a lot of words are needed. I wonder whether it can really be called a captioned image, as opposed to an illustrated story, when the ratio of image to text is this low. Ah well. There are no rules for this (unless and until some superior imposes some on me).