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What do you call a slave all wrapped up in brown paper?

Russell.

What do you call a trannie, with one ankle tied tightly up to ‘her’ genitals?

Eileen.

How many slaves does it take to – oh never mind. In my heart, I know I’m funny.

On with the pictures…I’ve got pages and pages of great material.

Still, no harm done.

I’d forgive her. Wouldn’t you forgive her?

He’s quite a big boy, but now he’ll be able to try small penis humiliation! For a while anyway. Isn’t that great?

I thought we’d try a change from the sexual themed pictures. Just a pretty girl eating a banana. Wholesome fun.

And you can call her Ma’am.

Thou shalt not

Not without permission anyway.

And they all lived happily – oh no, hang on, no they didn’t.

Bunny girl dominatrix...always wanted to type that phrase

I think it’s great when husband and wife can work together. But don’t expect her to help out with the housework – remember who’s bringing home the big bucks in this relationship. She earns more money, too.

Cruel dominant lesbian wife...what's not to like?

A G5? A G5 airplane?

You have to time it right. Best to work up to it in stages, taking him a little further each time until that IQ’s just down where you like it.

She's not going to lick it off you know.

You need to learn to respect her rights. Or just respect her.

Dealing with feelings of guilt

I’d like you to meet some ladies who are really good at that.

Don’t worry, you’ll show her. Just go and get yourself a lawyer and – oh. OK, so if you save your pocket money for about two years, maybe you can afford a really cheap lawyer, and then…

Maybe you choose tonight. Then she can choose again tomorrow.

Hot lesbian girl on girl action, no less

Let’s just hope the little wife doesn’t ever mention that you call her ‘the bitch’.

Unconditional surrender.

Nice to see her soft and affectionate side, for a moment, before she really gets started on you.

Feeling her pain

Oh, you will.

He should be more sensitive. Fortunately, parts of him are, so she can start working on those.

It can’t be for clothes, because she buys them for you. And you’re not allowed alcohol or cigarettes.

She calls it “head-spanking”. Isn’t that cute?

Of course, it’s just possible they’ll take a bit longer than an hour. So – best to stop all that frantic banging and wriggling about.

Won’t your wife be pleased when you get home and show her?

Influencing skills

These ladies have them.

Oooh! Oooh! I don’t have a foot fetish either Ma’am! Oh dear, Pleeeease don’t make me lick your dirty feet clean Ma’am!

Still, he’s lucky to be inside in weather like this. Best half-hour of the day.

Hmmm. How are we going to resolve this?

And don’t think she’s impressed when you buy the extra-large condoms, either. She knows they’re not for you.

You’ve made her very happy today.

Should men have the vote?

Not such an obvious question as you might imagine. Yes, on the one hand, obviously women should make all the decisions. But in our present, highly imperfect society, dominant wives effectively get two votes and owners of stables of slaves get a whole bunch.

I’m actually really interested in politics, myself. I like to watch all the debates, and sort out the issues in my mind, as it helps me guess which party my Significant Other is likely to tell me to vote for.

Here we go again – femdom captions all right for you? Lovely.

Last fancy dress party, she wore her leather outfit and you wore that little maid dress. The time before she went as a strict schoolteacher and you as a schoolboy. It’s just as well your parents don’t know anything about this stuff, or they might begin to see a pattern and stop inviting you.

Femdom wife appreciates it when you fuck off and leave her alone

As you’ve probably discovered by now, the world is full of beautiful women who really want you to fuck off. I find that usually I know that without them even needing to tell me any more. It’s a Mars/Venus thing, really.

I think the club has a special lapel-pin you can wear.

She probably won’t actually tell him, in order to avoid panic. If he needs to know, he’ll know.

Isn’t she pretty? Don’t pictures like this make you feel you don’t deserve even to be scraped off the sole of her shoe?

Another rather unimaginative headline featuring femdom captions

With a big hello to search engines from all over.

Now, after a headline like that, I suppose there had better be some captioned images of female domination, hadn’t there?

But also more enjoyable for her. There’s always an upside.

So with this one I – ow! – excuse me, I was just – OOH! – I’m sorry, I really…ohhhh that hurts!…need to move on to the next. No caption here.

OW! No better!

Right. Think calm thoughts. It’s funny – we give our cat the stuff in tins as a treat, and the dry biscuity stuff for normal food. So when my wife makes me eat the contents of one of the tins, I guess both me and the cat are unhappy about it.

Isn’t it an awful feeling? When you just know you’re going to have an argument. But all arguments end, you know that too. And you’ll be a better husband for it, after all.

No means no

Something too few men understand. When a woman says no, that’s just what she means. No you can’t stay out late. No you’re going to stay down there until I come. No, not after your behaviour this month. No, you signed the contract and that’s that. That sort of thing. Get used to it.

For some reason, that particular paddle is called “Angela”. She might call you at work, to let you know that Angela’s going to be coming around that evening, that kind of thing.

You can lead a slave to Mistress but you can't errr

It’s nice to know there’s someone to pop in to feed them, if need be, so you don’t need to leave them any use of their hands when you’re away for a week or two.

You’re allowed to discharge yourself, you know. You just need to fill out a form. You have to ask her for one. And a pen.

It was such a relief to their mother, whose arm used to get quite tired in the first days of their marriage.

It’s a bit like being a kid again, isn’t it? Those feelings of longing and anticipation for months before…and then it’s not exactly what you wanted, or it just doesn’t turn out as expected? Still, being able to deal with these feelings is what makes us grown-ups, right?

Blessed art thou among women

There seems to be a discontinued Christian blog, that had the same name as this one. I occasionally like to run headlines like that, to make a few minds explode.

Rather naughty, I know. Fortunately, it seems I’ll be getting a beating quite soon, so there will be penance.

More sinful pictures below:

Bet you’re glad you didn’t look at their bottoms, aren’t you? Oh. Oh dear.

Actually, the way the ones who are already thin react to the starvation diet can be even funnier.

Come on – don’t be such a baby! It’s not as if she hasn’t whipped you before!

My favourite place.

Another little service you can do for her.

Devotional blackmail

Better hurry up and get used to it – you’re late for work.

Planning a session…hope it’s like this.

She really appreciates it, because she knows how uncomfortable it makes you feel, seeing her in lingerie like that. You can go and run some cold water over it if you like – but make sure you dry it off, so it can’t rust.

…and I’m certainly not allowed to write it.

Men can get so frustrated waiting for women to get ready. It’s a good thing she has you to help.