Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Personally, I’d argue a little longer. Not a lot longer, my poor bottom couldn’t stand it. But maybe just a little longer… |
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| Plus, he now has a GCSE (that’s a British school qualification) in Albanian |
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| She just loves that cattle prod. Best anniversary present ever. |
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| Mars and Venus, revisited. |
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| Sometimes she goes by different names, and dyes her hair. So watch out. |
Goldman Sachs reckons that by 2050, Chinese GDP will be twice that of the USA. Makes you think, eh? It makes me think of things like this:
Joe
So, with apologies to anyone who doesn’t share my Anne Hathaway obsession (I’ll run out of pictures or get stopped by her lawyers at some point, but not yet, please lord, not yet). On with the show.
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| Can’t or won’t. |
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| Don’t worry, you won’t be conscious for all that long. |
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| Well, granted you’ve spent much of your life and will probably spend most of your retirement in mind-numbingly tedious drudgery. But on the plus side, you’re really good at pleats. |
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| Curiously, though, he will be getting the pain and humiliation you might expect in such a scene. Just not quite in the way he was expecting. |
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| She’ll be giving you a bit of a scolding while you’re writhing in agony on the ground, too. Psychotic, but fair. |
Part 3.
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| Ah, the divine Miss Hathaway. Think of her when you’re being pumped from both ends, and it won’t seem so bad. |
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| You could try disobeying, if it’s something really horrible that she wants. I mean, what’s the worst thing that could happen if you do? |
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| Miss Woods. She’s got plenty of time. And there are still another nine questions to go. |
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| Maybe she’ll let you explain afterwards, if you’re capable of coherent speech. |
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| Did you notice it’s Christmas? I expect she’ll enjoy unwrapping him in the morning. Or the afternoon., Whenever she gets round to it, anyway. |
Not a Woody Allen quote, remarkably, but Steven Wright.
On we go.
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| You have bought her an anniversary present, too, right? |
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| Many submissive men often feel quite uncomfortable when left by themselves. I can’t think why. |
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| Actually, although the “forced” is entirely accurate, “bi” is not, as it implies you get to have sex with women too. |
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| OK, it’s all a bit rushed. She’s a romantic traditionalist at heart, though. Believe me: you will be going down on your knees. |
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| Isn’t she beautiful? |
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| Actually, the word ‘divine’ is of more recent origin in the English language than is commonly thought. It was originally coined specifically to describe Anne Hathaway, and used properly should only be employed in that context. Have a look in a big fat dictionary if you don’t believe me, or just look at the picture at the bottom of each page of this blog. |
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| You can go out to fetch croissants when they get up. If she gives you some money. |
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| I expect she’ll find a way of venting her frustration and getting over it. |
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| And to clean it you just run a cold shower over it for a few minutes. No need even to take it off. |
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| I think you’re about to find out. |
These ladies know how to do that.
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| Moral hazard? Isn’t that some kind of predicament bondage fetish? |
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| Just one of those misunderstandings about silly little things… |
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| Third time lucky. |
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| And do try not to cry all over the freshly pressed clothes this time. |
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| She’s just a trainee, but she’s hoping to become a fully-qualified interrogator. So she’s taking great pains to do the best job she can. Giving them too. |
No, not “Oh, like, wow – that’s rilly ossom” but awesome in the sense of inspiring awe: “A mixed emotion of reverence, respect, dread, and wonder inspired by authority, genius, great beauty, sublimity, or might.”
Today’s word. Awesome. Today’s awesome pictures – here we go.
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| It’s not an allergy or anything, she just thinks they’re smelly and messy. Best kept outside. Actually, she prefers cats. |
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| Of course, the magnificent, unique and…well, just awesome, Hunteress. |
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| Hmmm…she can break the rules whenever she likes. On a whim. How does that make you feel? |
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| And she hadn’t even mentioned the body modification yet. |
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| Sometimes it’s best to just keep it basic: a good hard session of vanilla pain. |
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| Ah, his wild youth, when he was young, free and single. He once slept in until 8 o’clock you know. |
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| Don’t worry. You can just laugh it all off when you see them all tomorrow at the office. |
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| Actually, it’s not as bad as that. After much pleading, she consented to let Andrew pay to be on the same pavement as her for five minutes, and she even left him with enough money for bus fare home. Heart of gold. |
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| I think she’ll soon get the hang of it, don’t you? |
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| Honesty is very important in a relationship. Many marriages are just a sham, with no real emotional bond. That’s genuine contempt she’s showing there, and she means it wholeheartedly. |
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| Actually, he doesn’t know it yet but much worse things are going to happen to him in the future. The decisions about the brush gag are numbers seven and eight, tops. |
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| They were so distracted they shot the wrong one first time – a perfectly healthy human pony. Madame Sarka was cross, as I expect you can imagine. |
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| Mmmphh pppmmpphh arvvnnnng ggrgh! |
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| The exericse bike is good for his legs, carrying the concrete block around is good for his arms and getting the cane is good for his obedience. |
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| If you like, you can pace about nervously. The time’ll go quicker than you think – you’ll see. |
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| She hasn’t looked round, either. Don’t worry. She knows you’ll be there. |
