Captions of female domination, which need no introduction except that I’ve been told that without text, search engines won’t know that, so I’m writing an introduction. Search engines can’t recognise images. Their loss.
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Doesn’t she look graceful? Doesn’t he look…what’s the opposite of graceful? Some people think the sexes should be treated equally. Isn’t that absurd? |
…and Jenny likes men even less, in case you were wondering. |
Or you can go private, and get the cane instead. |
Again, surely an image to give pause to those who still believe in the equality of the sexes. |
But of course he doesn’t know it’s a public holiday. In fact, he has no idea whether it is night or day. |
I’d let her lead me off by the leash…to a better future
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Any members of the superior sex who believe this to be sexist and insulting, please feel free to leave a comment suggesting how Servitor might make amends…
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Sometimes a caption idea turns into a 24-volume set…. |
Run! |
I’m a traditionalist, I’m afraid, and I don’t really believe in mens’ lib. Planning a series of stories on this, actually. |
The notion of changing your name is just delightfully subtly submissive, and public too. Several posts about this on other (more serious) blogs lately. |
This is of course the divine Mistress Valkyrie. Combining the best traditions of English (ow!) and Czech (thwack!) femdom. |
A little off the usual trajectory for me, but something had to be done with that picture. That artwork ‘obscure title’ by the way, is nothing like as weird as some I’ve seen. |
Quite why anyone would even consider looking at marmalade in this situation bemuses me, but then I’m not a male maid with a housework obsession |
My grovelling apologies to the extraordinary women in each of these pictures, for adding my dirty little thoughts to their beautiful images.
But I’m incorrigible. Here we go:
The blonde on the right doesn’t look happy. Do you think Sophie’s just out-done her, with this initiative and she’s annoyed? Alpha females – fear them! |
Ahhh. |
I hope he’s enjoying his session. Doesn’t look it. |
This is a great photo-sequence, I recommend it. Sometimes OWK breaks through the cliches and does something really original (and cruel!). Human fish. Brilliant, just brilliant. |
Well you’re just going to have to look it up, aren’t you? Try the link below. |
Here are some pictures of тараканы.
…our daily captions. You know, this rate of posting is going to have to slow down at some point. But for now it’s OK, so here we go again:
Doesn’t he look pleased? |
Took me ages to get this the way I want it. But an image from behind the bars of a cage just had to be captioned. There aren’t enough of them. |
I soooo love schoolboy sessions. |
Must get a bit messy in the goat pen. Lucky there are bootlicker slaves waiting back at the castle. |
I actually think Madame Sarka looking cheerful is even more scary than Madame Sarka looking angry.
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Quiet, measured menace. Yum. |
Isn’t she great? Lucky Rudy. |
I think this could explain a lot about the perfomance of British companies lately. The best way to avoid it is to put ladies in charge, obviously. |
I’ve always liked the idea behind this caption and I’ll probably use it again… |
Isn’t she beautiful? Aren’t we just the luckiest creatures to be permitted to breathe the air on the same planet as someone who looks like this? |
Well, I’d trust Madame Sarka with my life. Looking at her web site, it appears her slaves effectively do. |
Sometimes only a few words are needed. |