‘Utopia’ literally means ‘another place‘ but has come to be seen as meaning ‘an ideal society’. Interpret it how you like – the choice won’t be yours anyway.
‘Utopia’ literally means ‘another place‘ but has come to be seen as meaning ‘an ideal society’. Interpret it how you like – the choice won’t be yours anyway.
Extra Easter post! Yay…. Only one actually Easter-themed, but that’s probably just as well, really.
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Yeah, don’t dwell on how things might have gone differently in the past. Much better to think about the future and… mmm, OK, maybe better not to think too hard about the future, actually. |
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Naughty nursie’s getting a pay rise. Several pay rises. |
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Just a normal day, like any other – normal from now on, anyway. |
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I suppose so. Maybe. It depends on the context, you know? I don’t think there are any absolute ethical boundaries here. |
or both, even.
Nervous young husbands might want to check out Servitor’s old series ‘Seven Secrets of a Happy Marriage‘ which contains about 30 pieces of advice, each one of them as accurate and helpful as the title proclaiming there will be ‘seven’. |
Fake it to make it and escape it. |
Anyway, you look so cute taking little steps, with the bells hanging from your nipple clamps going jingle jingle jingle. |
Sure she can. Lucy doesn’t mind a few bruises on her toys – if anything, it can make them even more sensitive. |
She finds it pretty annoying working for a male CEO, actually, which is why it’s so important that she can talk through her day and work off some of those frustrations when she gets home. |
A bit more lube, maybe? |
It’s as if your pain receptors are directly linked to the pleasure centres of her brain. It’s great when a couple just ‘clicks’ like that. |
He didn’t have the nerve to ask whether she allows her clients ‘happy endings’ but she does – specifically, she unties them and lets them limp away. |
Like many submissive husbands, I have a lot of uncomfortable conversations. Apparently it’s good for me, though, so I can’t complain. |
Don’t say anything to make her think less of you, as she takes her leave of you – she is trying very hard to keep her vow to love you until death do you part. |
The younger generation of female supremacists are less militant, more comfortable in their dealings with the opposite and inferior sex. I think that’s great. |
Can’t you tell she’s tired? |
Actually, she does rather mind but she’s too kind-hearted to refuse her. |
Looks like he’s losing. They always do, oddly enough. |
The local hospital is getting a bit fed up, to be honest. I mean, there’s pandemic on: they can’t keep dealing with minor fractures and burns, the whole time. |
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Damn. Maybe she gets more practice than you do… but then life doesn’t always have to be fair. |
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Bad in a good way, I hope. And good in a bad one. |
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I think it’s great when wives respect their husbands enough to want to talk things through and hear their opinions, before taking important decisions. |
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They say being able to make women laugh is a great gift. |
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That’s another admirable characteristic in a partner: not being afraid to tackle the really painful stuff in the relationship. |
Yes, to celebrate the most depressing public holiday the UK has – the end of what is often with atypical British overstatement referred to as ‘the summer’ – here are more reminiscences from a better-run although oddly misnamed ‘kingdom’.
More OWK ladies reminiscing about the good old days, in other words.
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I’d offer to get rid of it myself but someone seems accidentally to have secured my wrists to the sides of the bed, here. I’ll have to have a word about that. |
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She’ll get the hang of it. |
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One of the riskier fetishes is ‘very pissed-off dominatrix’. |
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I’ll just have another nonesome, then. Maybe two. |
Thank goodness.
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Julia? Oh… she can be a bit difficult, but, y’know: I can’t complain. |
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That’s all right – plenty of time to learn. |