brutality – Page 13 – Contemplating the divine

Brutal loving care

Femdom captions, captioned pictures of female domination, dominatrix, domina, domme, female led relationships and all that kind of search engine bait, y’know?

Here we go:

To be fair, it wasn’t specifically on the hard limits list you agreed, so she does have every right…

You could start by learning Xin lỗi. That’s ‘Sorry’. You’ll be needing that a lot*.

Confession can be really good for dealing with feelings of guilt. Try it.

Bursting into tears can usually get you a few dollars extra. What price self-respect? Oh, about $2.50, maybe $2.75.

Howwwwwllll!

* Curiously, the same online phrasebook that gave me Xin lỗi also provides Tàu cánh ngầm của tôi đầy lươn – “My hovercraft is full of eels”

http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/vietnamese.php

Premature ejaculation

That’s what you call it when you come before she’s given you permission. It can be quite painful.

On with the show:

Days with a “y” in them, for example.

Now two men aren’t having sex with her.

But in the event she decided the next morning not to marry him. Wanted a man who still had his testicles, apparently. Women! Eh? You just can’t please them.

Femdom image caption caption caption and so on

It’s very kind of Sarah to do this while she’s away. After all, she really doesn’t like men – quite the man-hating lesbian, really.

Consent. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it’s the most important word in BDSM.

Evil leather-clad dominatrices

You know, I enjoyed typing that title so much, that I thought I had to have a post just about it. But marriage creeps in here too, as I guess it always will.

Hmmm… Sounds like you’ll shortly be sexually compatible!

It’s not the worst thing you’ve ever tasted is it? Oh, is it? OK, well something has to be. Anyway, you don’t want to keep her waiting. No really…you don’t.

Phew! Lucky escape there.

Possibly even less than three or four years – she can be quite moody, after all.

I think that’s rather sweet. Just because the marriage is over, doesn’t mean a couple should stay apart for ever. I expect he thinks about her all the time.