Words of discomfort

Honey blonde
And of course, you do.  It’s a question of how much you want it.  Or rather, how much she does.

 
 
Female led in the right direction
It’s good that he feels he can get these things out in the open.  And good, as well, that she feels she can beat the shit out of him if he does.
 
 

Lying slave
Who’d have guessed?
 
 

…and then?
 
 
 
You mustn’t assume from this that they cruelly starve all their slaves to death, because that’s just not true.  Some they fatten up for slaughter.

Fatale attraction

Normal service is now resumed.  And I can use the letter ‘i’ and everything.

Impalas!  Intrepid!  Vicissitude!  Inimitable!  Mississississississipipipipitipie!

Oh god, that felt good.

On we go.

 
 
Bloody nose femdom
It’s not a good idea to make her cross.
 
 
 

Femdom dress code
That’s right, Dave.  Stand up for yourself, mate.

 
 
First time domme
Oh, it’ll be OK.  Everyone has to start somewhere.  Big whip, huh?  Small room…



I asked my SO for a regular date to be fixed for my masturbation day.  She chose 29th February.
She can be cruel like that.

 

Yeah, don’t beat yourself up about it.  That’s her job.
(joke copyright the Addams Family movie.  It’s better when Angelica Houston says it.)

Crawling to learn

Mistress dental care
Oh, we do.  We do.
 
 

Isn’t this picture wonderful?
 
 

Women eh?  Can never make their minds up, silly things.
 
 

Not many calories in the dirt on the soles of her shoes, alas.
 
 

I can’t stand those mens libbers with all their ‘votes for men’ nonsense.  We just shouldn’t worry our ugly little heads about it, that’s what I say. Ironing’s more my thing.

Too much mercy… often resulted in further crimes which were fatal to innocent victims who need not have been victims if justice had been put first and mercy second

A quote there from Agatha Christie.  Sounds like my kind of lady!

On we go…

Whipped by domme in the snow
Amusingly, sometimes out there they lose all feeling because of the cold.  No matter how many welts and bruises are inflicted – they don’t feel a thing!  And it’s so funny then, when they’re brought back inside and warmed up.
 
 

Rather thoughtless of Karen, I must say.  No wonder she’s on her fourth marriage already.



Plenty of time overnight to think about what you’re going to say about this in the morning.  Sleep well.
 
 

I think a little extra tribute next time might be in order, mmm?



I once went on this date, with a girl who just kept on telling me how inadequate I was compared to ‘Karl’.  It was awful –  all, ‘Karl has a bigger cock’ and ‘Karl doesn’t have any problems getting hard’.  Honestly, I don’t know who was the more embarassed; me or him.

Love and marriage

That?

Oh
yes, I’d forgotten you haven’t been here since I had that put in.  Don’t you recognise it?  It’s George – you know, my husband!  Well, what’s left of him.

Oh
yes, he’s still my husband.  We’re just
waiting for the divorce papers to come through. 
That’s why I had him fixed there, to remind me.

It
is clever, isn’t it?  Yes, they were able
to amputate the arms and legs all the way up to the joints.  Because I was afraid that they’d leave little
stumps or something, and he’d be able to waggle them a bit.  Wouldn’t that be disgusting?  But no, they’ve done it very neatly.  Just a torso. 
Perfect.

No,
he can’t move his neck either.  The
doctors attached a steel bar running right down his spine, you see, and it goes
all the way into his skull.  He can’t
move nod or turn his head at all – not even a millimetre.  And his jaw’s wired up, of course.  Sorry about the silly little grin, but they
needed to keep it a little open, for feeding purposes.  But they removed his teeth and his tongue, of
course.  And his vocal chords.

Hmmm?  Oh trust you to notice that!  Yes, I did decide to leave them on.  Of course, I was really tempted to have him
castrated – they even said I could do it myself.  But I thought it might be more fun if they
were still there, you know?  I do enjoy
playing with them, after all.  It’s
amazing how well they’ve lasted really, after all I’ve done to them.  They can take a lot more punishment than you
think, actually.  I’ve even set them on
fire a few times, but there are still some nerve endings left.  Look – I’ll show you.  There! 
See how his breathing gets much faster when I push this pin into
it?  And then if I wiggle it about I –
yes, you see?  Plenty of nerve endings
still.


Oh
yes, I don’t think I’ll keep him much after the divorce papers come
through. Should be any day now.  And then
maybe I’ll just stop feeding and watering him – and put him outside by the
trash.  Unless you’d like to…?  No?  I
just thought I’d offer, seeing as the two of you were an item back in college,
that’s all.  No problem: I’ll deal with
it.


Yes,
he can still use his eyes.  Apart from
his lungs, I suppose they’re the only other muscles he can still move.  See – look at how he’s watching us?  Oh – isn’t that sweet?  He’s crying. 
He seemed to have stopped doing that a few weeks back, but maybe seeing
you reminds him of his old life or something. 
Maybe he thinks you’ll save him? 
Hard to know what he’s thinking really. 
But I do like him still to be able to see me, so I know he’s thinking
about what I’m doing to him.  I’ll
probably put them out before I finally get rid of him, of course.

Hmmm?

Oh
clever you!  No, I suppose he doesn’t
need both eyes.  I hadn’t thought of
that!  Why don’t we do one of them right
now?  I don’t suppose you have a
cigarette on you, do you?  You do?  Oh wonderful – that’ll be perfect.  I gave up just over a year ago, you
know.  But maybe I could…I mean just one
wouldn’t hurt, would it?  And then maybe
we could both stub them out at the same time. 
Shall we do the right or the left, do you think?

Mmmm….  Oh god, this is wonderful.  I’d forgotten how much I loved smoking.  You shouldn’t have let me have it, you
naughty girl!  Oh never mind,
though.  Mmmm….lovely.  Well, when I finish this one, I’ll stub it
out, and that’ll be that.
I think the left one…don’t you?

It’s
funny, you know.  He always disapproved
of my smoking.  He was so pleased when I
gave up.  Said watching me stub the last
one out was the best day of his life. 
Didn’t you, darling?  Well, you’ll
certainly be watching very closely when I stub this one out. Very closely indeed…



But I would walk 500 miles

And I will walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door


da da dah tah, da da dah tah, da da dah tah, da da dah tah, da da dum dum tiddly um dum tiddly um



da da – oh, sorry.  Just singing with my headphones on.  But the lyric is kind of on-topic.   And so are these:



Even a cricket bat can be a penis whip.  You just have to try.





Wow.  Sounds that like a pretty happy marriage to me.


Bleak and depressing captioned images of female domination.  You only get it here.  Hi! I’m servitor.





Do you think he knew?  I think he knew. 




Too small to satisfy anyone…




In the bleak midwinter





It’s Christmas!  Get on with your chores!

The divine Ms Haberman.  Could you possibly want anything else for Christmas?  Could you?  Oh.  Well, you can’t.



Christmas chastity
Not that “we” get much say in the matter.

OK, rather a bleak caption for Christmas I suppose… but remember – it’s Christmas for him, too.  He just doesn’t know it.

Silenced femdom slave
You’ll have to apologise to your wife when you next see her, for suspecting her of such an evil plan.  Maybe in sign language.

Divine Anne
I have no idea who that is, but I hate him with a burning passionate envy that I can barely express.  Ahem.

Pervertual reality

Welcome to my world.

Literally femdom
You need to be careful about that.  Dommes can be rather literal-minded.  I told my Significant Other that my heart belonged to her, and it took quite a while (and a lot of cash) to persuade her that it was best to leave it inside me for a while.
 

Telephone domme
Sometimes, one partner in the relationship has to take the first step, and really try something new, y’know?
 

Dominatrix in a bad mood
Come to think of it, it was nothing.  Forget it.
 

Never again chastity boy
It’s just not fair on her, the way it is, do you see?  Having to say no every month – it just makes her the bad guy.  Come on – give a little, here.
 

Ball-busting literally again
See?  Didn’t I tell you?  If you don’t want them to take your requests literally, just don’t ask.  Now look what you made her do.

Brutal loving care

Femdom captions, captioned pictures of female domination, dominatrix, domina, domme, female led relationships and all that kind of search engine bait, y’know?

Here we go:

Girls with guns oh my
To be fair, it wasn’t specifically on the hard limits list you agreed, so she does have every right…
 

Dragon bride oriental femdom yknow?
You could start by learning Xin lỗi.  That’s ‘Sorry’.  You’ll be needing that a lot*.
 

Caned by my wife for the other thing
Confession can be really good for dealing with feelings of guilt. Try it.
 

femdom allowances
Bursting into tears can usually get you a few dollars extra.  What price self-respect?  Oh, about $2.50, maybe $2.75.
 
 




Heel boy femdom
Howwwwwllll!
 
 
* Curiously, the same online phrasebook that gave me Xin lỗi also provides Tàu cánh ngầm của tôi đầy lươn – “My hovercraft is full of eels”

Premature ejaculation

That’s what you call it when you come before she’s given you permission.  It can be quite painful.


On with the show:




The fabulous Miss Hunter
Days with a “y” in them, for example.



Dual key chastity
Now two men aren’t having sex with her.


Ballbusting party no less
But in the event she decided the next morning not to marry him.  Wanted a man who still had his testicles, apparently.  Women!  Eh?  You just can’t please them.


Femdom image caption caption caption and so on
It’s very kind of Sarah to do this while she’s away.  After all, she really doesn’t like men – quite the man-hating lesbian, really.


Consent.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it’s the most important word in BDSM.
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