Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| It does, actually. But it was never very good at it, anyway, so no loss really. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry. |
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| She can track your progress with the little chip thing they insert under your skin. If she can be bothered. |
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| Damn… she’s right. Eight years I’ve been writing this blog and… oh well. |
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| Thank goodness everyone’s safe. Everyone who matters, anyway. |
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| She didn’t ask what Tony thought of it, of course. He’d have just the same opinion as Jane, anyway. |
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| Don’t worry, if you haven’t brought one she’s probably got something you’ll be able to use to become really sorry. |
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| They had to lift the ban on cruel and unusual punishments, of course. |
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| They seem very nice, don’t they? |
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| Behind the scenes, the Avengers movies are a lot more femdom than they seem. I’ll just mention that Iron Man is not the only one who wears a rigid metal shell, and leave it at that, I think. |
You know the ‘trix’ ending is almost the only example I can think of where femdom culture ‘dominates’ the mainstream. In principle, one can speak of an editrix, adminstratrix or investigatrix, but it’s only going to conjure up an image of a lady in leather with a whip. As most things do for me, to be honest, but I’m talking about normal people.
Incidentally, is a female alligator an alligatrix?
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| Incineratrix |
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| She’s trying to transform the harsh, uncaring image of the findomme business. Although not too much, obviously, or what would be the point of it? |
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| The ball gag is an essential element in this style of play, to make sure the little horrors don’t go crawling in where they’re not wanted. And to prevent him screaming out his safeword, which ironically enough in this case is ‘arachnophobia’. What’s that you’re asking? ‘What about his nostrils’? Well, don’t be silly – that would block his breathing passages, wouldn’t it? Honestly, how many times must I remind everyone: safety first! That’s rules 1, 2 and 3 in BDSM, yeah? That’s why she’s using the non-poisonous kind, too, see? |
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| Seems a bit soft-hearted to me. I mean, 6/7 of his bottom won’t be beaten at all, most days. I thought she’d take a harder line, to be honest. |
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| Of course, if anyone really hates it, she doesn’t just let them suffer in silence. Quite the contrary, actually. |
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| It’s got to turn out my way one of these times… |
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| Hmm… looks like she’s finished all of that bottle of water. |
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| If it were being totally candid, it might suggest that it would occasionally appreciate being whipped just a little less hard, but fortunately it has the sense to keep its moronic opinions to itself. |
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| I don’t see how the marriage can be regarded as consummated unless she has had sex too. Hmm… do you suppose that bell-boy is still around? He seemed nice. |
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| I think he’ll be cleaning her tank again. |
Today’s theme is gardens and gardening for reasons that should be obvious.
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| I’ve always fantasised about my Mistress lending me out to a vanilla friend, but it’s actually less exciting than you might think. One of her old school friends offered to try it, but almost as soon as I arrived and got changed into my perky little maid’s outfit, somehow I knew it wasn’t going to work. I did the housework for a bit but I think we both felt uncomfortable and so after a couple of hours he phoned for Mistress to come and pick me up again. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry. |
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| There are more dandelions. Many more. |
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| He’s at peace, now. |
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| If she does roquet you – that is, hits one of your balls with hers – then she gets to ‘croquet’ – and there are two ways of doing it. The American rule is that she puts her foot down, firmly holding the ball immobile, before tapping it with her mallet. But in Britain, she just places her ball next to yours and thwacks as hard as she can. It’s all in the angles, you see. Anyway, both methods are a lot of fun. |
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| Actually, unlike many men with small penises, I don’t obsess about it and feel inadequate and ashamed about its size. My feelings of inadequacy and shame are much more broadly-based than that. |
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| It’s just to redress the balance. Men are no good at empathy. Not like women: my SO always knows when I’m hurting badly, no matter how much I try to conceal it. |
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| It’s much shorter than my punishment song – which has seventeen verses. Even though I’ve never considered myself a good singer, my SO usually enjoys it so much she ‘asks’ for an encore. Sometimes two. |
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| Lucky bastard – he’s going to be experiencing his top sexual fantasy for the rest of his life. |
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| The gentlemen in the picture likes to claim he is ‘very experienced in BDSM’ but actually, he’s about to discover there’s a lot more to it than he had ever imagined. |
…followed by a slightly stilted conversation while putting my clothes back on, a quick hug, a kiss of her hand, then back out and switch on the mobile to find out what craziness has been going on at work while I’ve been in session.
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| You can get upgraded to business class. The container’s only slightly bigger (though you do feel the difference after a long flight, I find) but you get meaty chunks from a proper tin of food instead of those dry pellets. |
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| Nurses have seen it all, of course, but many women find it quite offensive when a man visibly develops an erection in their presence. My SO certainly does, and has been helping keep that side of my personality under tight control. |
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| Sometimes you can tell even without looking at them. And sometimes you just beat them anyway, on the off-chance. It’s all good. |
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| On my very first date, I actually had a premature orgasm – which was very embarassing. You see, I was wearing light-coloured trousers, so when she opened the door and said hello, I exploded in a very visible dark stain. Fortunately, that was the last bad thing that happened on that date, although I did almost get caught on the nose by the door as it slammed shut again. |
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| What do we want? Justice! |
I do that. I’m really good at failing, actually.
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| A bit of a shame to call in sick – the girls at work recognised you and have something special planned, whenever you’re next in the office. |
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| Marriage is always a learning experience. She’s just determined to make the learning experience a bit more structured, that’s all. |
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| I’ve always tried to use humour to defuse tense situations. On my very first… time with a woman, if you know what I mean, I was very nervous indeed. Fortunately she burst out laughing as soon as I’d taken my clothes off, and she was still giggling when her taxi arrived ten minutes later. I’ve always been able to make women laugh: it’s a gift. |
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| I suppose that must mean she has a basement too – they’re all the same, the houses on that row. I wonder what she keeps down there? |
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| Funnily enough, it turns out Prop 677 wasn’t even necessary. Enough Californians worship Anne as a goddess for her to qualify for the religious exemption, so she didn’t have to pay taxes anyway. Still: it was a nice gesture. |
No, really.
… you know Her life was saved by rock and roll?
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| He’s already made his wish. In fact, he’s still fervently making it. But it’s not going to come true. |
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| Obviously. |
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| That’s just silly. You can’t hypnotise someone into doing something they really don’t want to do. So you’ll be fine. As long as she doesn’t actually want to do it. Yeah. |
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| I hope he wears a crisp white uniform. |
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| She really enjoys her job. She meets people from all walks of life… gets to torture them… the look of terror on the faces of those who’ve experienced her treatments before makes it all worth while, you know? |