… but structured, skillfully-applied cruelty can be quite expensive. Worth every penny, though.
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Unlike many modern feminists, Clara actually quite enjoys explaining things to sexists. |
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…and if you’re not OK with it, she can work that into the scene too. |
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Reminds me of the time I had to unpack all of my luggage in front of two lady customs officers, once. Goodness, their contemptuous laughter still rings in my ears. It’s not that I had anything embarassing in the luggage, you understand. I just have this effect on women. |
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Thank goodness it’s nothing personal. |
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Oh, not again… you know, I think her watch might be a bit fast, actually. |
All alone? Of course, Mr Curson, you can. But only if I will put metal cage on your… semen producer, you know. Yes, it's new rule of our partner hotels.
Ah, you've obviously stayed there yourself, Alex. I take it you've signed up for the loyalty programme?
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You are acute, Servitor!