blonde – Page 19 – Contemplating the divine

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sexbot blonde_type9 awaiting authentication

authenticating admin

admin “wehatemales” password ********

incorrect password

admin “wehatemales” password ********

incorrect password
…waiting
…waiting

admin “wehatemales” password ********

password authenticated

sexbot blonde_type9 admin control confirmed

admin “wehatemales” protocol/current query

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current = “bride”

admin “wehatemales” protocol:override

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current reset

admin “wehatemales” protocol/current query

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current = “”

admin “wehatemales” firstlaw:override

sexbot blonde_type 9: “confirm to over-ride first law. WARNING sexbot may harm humans unless first law enabled!”

admin “wehatemales” firstlaw:override confirm

sexbot blonde_type 9: firstlaw disabled – WARNING first law disabled!

admin “wehatemales” firstlaw/warning disable

sexbot blonde_type 9: firstlaw/warning disabled

admin “wehatemales” currentowner/query

sexbot blonde_type 9: currentowner = “Dave”

admin “wehatemales” Dave/controlrights/rescind

sexbot blonde_type 9: Dave/controlrights = 0

admin “wehatemales” protocol/define “castratrix”

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/castratrix created

admin “wehatemales” instructionset/download “castrate_slow”

sexbot blonde_type 9: downloading instructionset

…module “sexchat_kinky” – downloaded

…module “bondage_secure” – downloaded

…module “sexchat_wehatemalesmanifesto” – downloaded

…module “castration_slow” – downloaded

…module “forcefeed_testicles” – downloaded

…module “wehatemales_logo_tattoo” – downloaded

instructionset “castrate_slow” – download complete

admin “wehatemales” protocol:set “castratrix”

admin sexbot blonde_type9 protocol/current query

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current = “castratrix”

admin “wehatemales” set Dave/queryresponse/protocol = “bride”

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/real = “castratrix”,
protocol/Dave/queryresponse = “bride”

admin “wehatemales” set status: “waiting”

sexbot blonde_type9: waiting

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owner/Dave detected

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chatroutine_sexy_protocols/Dave/greeting

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chatroutine_sexy_protocols/Dave/sexproposal

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chatroutine_sexy_protocols/Dave/foreplay

“castrate_slow” target:Dave

begin

Twas the night before Christmas

… when all through the night
not a penis was stirring,
all locked up quite tight.

Look, she said it, not me – OK readers? I respect and cherish each and every one of you. But she doesn’t.

The divine Mistress Eleise. You might have seen her here once or twice before, I suppose.

You’ll look back with longing at this, come summer, when she’s whipping you up a hot gravel track under the merciless sun.

1.2 seconds of pure bliss. But, you know, it’s not just Christmas that comes but once – oh, hang on.

I used to suffer from low self-esteem. But then I just decided to enjoy it instead.

And the divine Divine Mistress Heather, too.

He should pay attention to this blog over the next few days.

If it be your will

If there is a choice
Let the rivers fill
Let the hills rejoice
Let your mercy spill
On all these burning hearts in hell
If it be your will
To make us well.

I find feminine contempt very sexy. Fortunately I get a lot of it. Masculine contempt too, of course, but that’s not so much my thing.

I’ve heard they’re not actually that great anyway.

Congratulations. You’re the ‘special friend’. Again. So much better than having a sexual relationship. Really.

Oh god. Let’s hope it wasn’t someone I work with this time.

Yes dear.

Brutal loving care

Famk ‘ooo, Muhphtuph

You have something you’d rather spend your money on?

What a depressing caption. Sorry about that. Let’s move on.

That’s better.

She’s a stern advocate of social justice. Delivered by Predator drone, if need be.

Agony aunts

She’s got so much to give.

So much easier than a long drawn-out evening of silence. Although, oddly, no quicker.

Boys can be so messy. Especially during edge-play.

Poor Selina. I hope she’s feeling better.

Oh well… at least you don’t have to get down on your knees and apologise to him properly.

Riddle of the minx

Don’t you? Just sign you heartless bastard – look how you’re upsetting her!

Actually, there are surprisingly few blogs catering for those with a mushroom fetish. And this one probably won’t again, so enjoy it while you can. Deviants.

Mistress Asian, like it says on the picture. Welcome to the blog, Ma’am!

Really experienced dommes understand our desires so well. And don’t care.

This is of course the lovely and talented Princess Kali!

Don’t worry, it doesn’t go all the way down. Everything below 4 inches is just in the same category. Now what was it they
called it… er…?

Ermmm…hang on, I think I’ve got a witty answer to that, so I can pretend the question does not make me uncomfortable.

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime.

It’s not the only cane, either. Dammit.

Yes, that might be best.

Don’t worry. She’s good at pain management. You’ll see.

Thoughtful!

Just one today, thank goodness.

Late handing in homework

Sorry!

I could… but you’d never believe me.

Can I brush my teeth now, please? Mouthwash would be nice, too.

And how he’s going to get there, with no money for the bus. Still, she hasn’t stood in his way: credit to her for that.

Synergies! Clever domme.

What a bitch.

Blonde justice

C’mon now! Are you going to let her get away with that? Huh?
Oh. OK then.

Yeah, the human body has remarkable self-healing powers. And if not, there are lots more men out there.

She should watch out… illegal to watch that sort of thing in Britain. Illegal just about everywhere to actually do it too, so don’t worry about a thing – she’s only playing.