blonde – Page 20 – Contemplating the divine

If it be your will

If there is a choice
Let the rivers fill
Let the hills rejoice
Let your mercy spill
On all these burning hearts in hell
If it be your will
To make us well.

I find feminine contempt very sexy. Fortunately I get a lot of it. Masculine contempt too, of course, but that’s not so much my thing.

I’ve heard they’re not actually that great anyway.

Congratulations. You’re the ‘special friend’. Again. So much better than having a sexual relationship. Really.

Oh god. Let’s hope it wasn’t someone I work with this time.

Yes dear.

Brutal loving care

Famk ‘ooo, Muhphtuph

You have something you’d rather spend your money on?

What a depressing caption. Sorry about that. Let’s move on.

That’s better.

She’s a stern advocate of social justice. Delivered by Predator drone, if need be.

Agony aunts

She’s got so much to give.

So much easier than a long drawn-out evening of silence. Although, oddly, no quicker.

Boys can be so messy. Especially during edge-play.

Poor Selina. I hope she’s feeling better.

Oh well… at least you don’t have to get down on your knees and apologise to him properly.

Riddle of the minx

Don’t you? Just sign you heartless bastard – look how you’re upsetting her!

Actually, there are surprisingly few blogs catering for those with a mushroom fetish. And this one probably won’t again, so enjoy it while you can. Deviants.

Mistress Asian, like it says on the picture. Welcome to the blog, Ma’am!

Really experienced dommes understand our desires so well. And don’t care.

This is of course the lovely and talented Princess Kali!

Don’t worry, it doesn’t go all the way down. Everything below 4 inches is just in the same category. Now what was it they
called it… er…?

Ermmm…hang on, I think I’ve got a witty answer to that, so I can pretend the question does not make me uncomfortable.

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime.

It’s not the only cane, either. Dammit.

Yes, that might be best.

Don’t worry. She’s good at pain management. You’ll see.

Thoughtful!

Just one today, thank goodness.

Late handing in homework

Sorry!

I could… but you’d never believe me.

Can I brush my teeth now, please? Mouthwash would be nice, too.

And how he’s going to get there, with no money for the bus. Still, she hasn’t stood in his way: credit to her for that.

Synergies! Clever domme.

What a bitch.

Blonde justice

C’mon now! Are you going to let her get away with that? Huh?
Oh. OK then.

Yeah, the human body has remarkable self-healing powers. And if not, there are lots more men out there.

She should watch out… illegal to watch that sort of thing in Britain. Illegal just about everywhere to actually do it too, so don’t worry about a thing – she’s only playing.

Just try to hold onto the memory. For about eight weeks.

I like to be helpful.

Don’t be ashamed to cry

I think I’d never worry about anything if I had Mistress Chrissie looking out for me.

Tough decision. She doesn’t like lies. But then, she’s not going to be that pleased about the truth on this occasion, either.

Why does this happen to me every single time?

Sometimes you have to suffer for her art.

Does that make you feel stressed? No? Are you sure?

She’ll probably want a pay rise too.

Maternalistic society

Oh, Gigi Allens is so lovely.

Hey, it’s a free country. Well, except for the slavery, obviously.

She does respect your opinion – but only when it is the same as hers. That seems fair.

Yes, you’re right, it is Jean Bardot. Well spotted.

Remember: you can’t be humiliated if you have no self respect to begin with.

As if it wasn’t bad enough having to sit through a 9-hour flight on a well-caned bottom.

So, what did you do in London, my mother asks me as I walk in.

Paid someone to tie me up, beat me and piss on me. I think.

Oh – nothing much, I reply. Just saw some friends.

You smell nice. Have you just washed your hair?

Well yes, actually. Rather thoroughly.