… when all through the night
not a penis was stirring,
all locked up quite tight.
|Look, she said it, not me – OK readers? I respect and cherish each and every one of you. But she doesn’t.
|You’ll look back with longing at this, come summer, when she’s whipping you up a hot gravel track under the merciless sun.
|1.2 seconds of pure bliss. But, you know, it’s not just Christmas that comes but once – oh, hang on.
|I used to suffer from low self-esteem. But then I just decided to enjoy it instead.
|He should pay attention to this blog over the next few days.