Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Some men hope for threesomes. Me, I’m lucky if I get a onesome. |
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| She’s also never owned an umbrella in her life. |
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| He’s not looking forward to childbirth. |
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| The sounds the floor makes are very different from those made by wood planking. But very pleasant, nonetheless. |
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| Their ballroom is world famous. |
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| There is actually a technique for pushing a pole all the way through a man’s alimentary canal without causing internal injuries. Sadly, she doesn’t know it. |
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| I would explain, but Someone doesn’t allow me to speak to strangers. Or, indeed, people we know. |
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| Residents staying for longer get a food dispenser too. But you’ll be OK without – it’s only ten days. |
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| I’m surprised he can afford to visit her, on a teacher’s salary. Still, he gets his money’s worth. |
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| I’ve actually set up my loozr account so it automatically sends a message to any woman who spends longer than five minutes within ten metres of me. I don’t know what the message says, but on the very rare ocasions it’s been used, it seems to have been quite effective. |
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| Well, all right. As long as I get to have my say on the subject. |
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| That’s fair. |
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| It’s so hard to choose sometimes, isn’t it? Hmm… would I rather have a cock in my mouth or a turd? It’s so hard being submissive – I’ll bet other sexual perversions don’t end up causing such dilemmas. |
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| It’s actually doubly unfair to set particularly hard questions to boys, because we’re stupider. |
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| Hope she reads the instructions. Apparently, if you exceed the recommended dose, it can cause quite a lot of discomfort. I mean, more than the intended discomfort, obviously. |
… if it weren’t so sad.
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| Actually, there’s a perfectly simple explanation. Just tell her you’re a pervert. |
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| You can get quite sweaty dressed up like that. Hope the other guests have brought plenty of liquids. |
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| Hee hee. Brad might think he’s her favourite lover, but she doesn’t put the spotty socks on for him, does she? I know where her true affections lie. Anyway, better get on with it, there’s ironing to do (yum!). |
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| Very true. We each have our special skill. Mine is ‘incompetence’. |
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| Blubbolow fllabbo ploh? |
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| Very sensible of her to discuss it straight away, so they can sort whatever it is out and get on with their marriage. |
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| I suppose it’s good that she’s finally getting more use out of them. Normally, she puts them on once a month at most and even then she only uses one finger and a thumb of the left glove. |
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| Nothing humiliating there… move on. |
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| Oh, Susan will blame him. She needn’t worry about that. He should, though. |
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| Mind what? Why can’t the ladies featured on this blog just say what they mean? It’s maddening, it really is. |
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| Not much of a twist in the storyline in that caption I’ll admit, but sometimes the expression is just, perfectly right. |
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| And they say romance is dead. |
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| Watch out for the bottom-pinchers. |
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| If they manage to catch him and chain him up again, I expect they’ll work out their anger together. |
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| Don’t be afraid to give in to your feelings, Diana. Do not try to fight who you are. |
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| He doesn’t look very brave. |
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| Actually, men in relationships always hate it when their partners throw out their stuff. I remember the day my SO sent all my clothes to the charity shop. I cried for days at the time but She told me I’d thank Her for it eventually, and so of course I did. |
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| Hmm. I wonder if I should ask him to pay some of the cost… this wasn’t cheap and he got all the fun. |
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| He’s lucky. I have to fill a whole page with silver or gold stars to earn any kind of reward. |
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| Yes, best to keep it vanilla at first. And then you can move on to more adventurous play when you get to know each other a little better. |
…but they can’t see the light.
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| Are you sitting uncomfortably? Then she’ll begin. |
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| You’re actually already halfway through the session. Might as well finish off. |
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| Good. Good. I expect she’ll be chucking away all those dusty old wine bottles in the cellar and filling up the racks with some nice fresh sparkling wine with cheerful labels, too. |
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| If it’s any consolation to him, after her friend has finished the face-slapping session tomorrow, he will look like a house elf. |
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| As it happens, the second guy from the front is the Financial Director of one of the biggest German pension and insurance conglomerates. He’s wondering whether he should say something here – but by now he’s probably got more sense. |
That’s me…with occasional periods of unconsciousness, when She plays a little too vigorously.
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| I don’t know about you, but I’ve reached the point in my life where just stuffing high-value notes into an envelope gives me an erection. |
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| He gets up early and sings his little song. |
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| The irony is, they then use ordinary gelding clippers to remove what remains of the burnt semi-dissolved flesh. So it’s all a bit pointless, really. Will you tell her, or shall I? |
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| Unaccompanied males can enter the country on their own passports, of course. It’s just leaving that’s forbidden. |
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| Best not to argue, though. |
It’s guilt edged, glamorous and sleek by design; you know it’s jealous by nature,
false and unkind.
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| Cuts and more cuts! What do I pay my taxes for, I’d like to know? Well… OK, I don’t actually pay taxes because I just get £5 a week pocket money. But my wife pays taxes on my income, so I think this is just disgraceful. |
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| That’s a rhetorical question. No need to provide reasons in response. |
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| Let’s find out. |
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| Lose coffee privileges?? Ooh – hard limit! Red, Mistress, red! |
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| Which is quite often, obviously. |