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I think they’re going to talk about it again. |
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Marriage is for life, you know. That can be quite short, though. |
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No, I don’t know either. Sorry. |
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Nice of her to help them like that, wasn’t it? |
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Oh how tiresome. |
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I think they’re going to talk about it again. |
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Marriage is for life, you know. That can be quite short, though. |
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No, I don’t know either. Sorry. |
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Nice of her to help them like that, wasn’t it? |
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Oh how tiresome. |
Actually I don’t know if these images have been ‘graven’. To be completely honest, I don’t really know what ‘graven’ means. But occasionally I like to hearken back to the title of the blog with a religious reference.
And isn’t it amazing, if you go googling phrases relating to punishment and humiliation, looking for bdsm porn (as we do), how most of the vanilla sites you find are religious? Hmmm… something to be explored there, I’d suggest.
But not in this blog. On we go.
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And you’ll do. |
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Well? Have you? |
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Poor Simon. It must be very difficult for him. Almost as difficult as it’s going to be for you. |
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Actually, there are other ways to make the swelling go down. But amputation is easily the best. Don’t worry – they’ll fit you with a prosthetic replacement. |
All I want is a boy somewhere
Far away from the city square
Tied down across a chair –
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Lots of choc’lates for me to eat,
Whip in hand for his own hot treat.
Thrashed arse, he’ll beg at feet
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Aow, so loverly…
Standin’ abso-bloomin’-lutely still.
Scared to move, so the pail don’t spill;
His pleading, high and shrill,
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Someone restin’ across my knee,
Warm an’ tender as ‘e can be.
Who’s scared to death of me,
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Loverly!
Loverly.
Loverly!
Loverly….
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Those eyes. I could just drown in those eyes, couldn’t you? |
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Huh. Brad! It’s been ‘Brad this’ and ‘Brad that’ ever since he arrived. Frankly, I am seriously considering giving him notice. It’s not as if we need a pool boy anyway, not having a pool. |
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Damn… I was really looking forward to November. |
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Actually, most chastity belts are massively over-engineered. What might feel like irresistible pressure really hardly puts it under strain at all. I mean, steel’s pretty tough. So don’t worry, OK? |
Lots of people say that they love the post-orgasm state best of all. I’m not sure about that. I’ve been in a post-orgasm state since Day 2 of my marriage, and I have to say, it’s not doing a lot for me. My wife says I should give it more time, though, and she’s usually right about these things. And everything else.
On we go:
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I don’t know about you, but I always find I come up with a snappy answer to that sort of question just a few minutes later, when it’s really too late. |
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Actually, quite a lot of the boys have burn marks, in all sorts of places, so the mistake’s understandable. Still – what a nuisance, eh? |
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Young people have these wild enthusiasms. When she bought it, she thought she’d be making waffles every day, but soon enough it was left in the bottom of the cupboard, forgotten and unwanted. |
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Women! So forgetful. It’s a good thing they’ve got us to look after them, isn’t it? |
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Contempt. Many pro-dommes try to conceal it, but ladies – if you’re ever visited by Servitor, feel free to tell me exactly what you think of this forty seven year-old client… |
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Another positive image of a healthy female-male relationship, bringing some sanity to this mad world. |
Despicable: capable of being despised.
Capable? I pay for the privilege. Hi – I’m Servitor!
Captioned images of female domination (what else?) follow.
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Ah, now, you can say what you like about Miss Taylor, but – oh, hang on. No you can’t. |
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Doesn’t she look sweet? I’m sure she hates having to do all those horrible things to you. |
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I’m still quite sore from the last discussion we had to be honest. |
Goodness me, it seems that twenty-one secrets of a happy marriage are still not enough for some of you! Frankly, if your marriages are that unhappy, ladies, have you considered drowning the obnoxious little git? And men – well, you can just drown yourselves, can’t you? Try not to make a mess.
Anyway, for those without access to conveniently uninhabited locations with deep water, here are yet another seven secrets for a happy marriage.
1. If she wants to try something new in the bedroom, try to put up with it without complaining, even if it’s not really your thing.
2. If you unexpectedly find a sex toy in her drawer, just put it back the way you found it and don’t mention it. She’s probably waiting for the right time to introduce it into your lovemaking.
3. If she’s really angry about something you’ve done, she probably won’t mention it immediately. She’ll wait until she thinks the time and place are just right, so the two of you can discuss it properly.
4. Sometimes women won’t directly say what it is they really want to try in your lovemaking… but they’re sending out subliminal signals all the time, if you can only learn to tune into them!
5. Many men dread those long moments of silence, when she’s really annoyed and you’re waiting for her to start talking about it. But don’t. That silence helps. It gives you both the time to think about what’s happened – and what’s going to happen now. And then in a few moments, you can both devote yourselves to trying to make your relationship work better. And that’s something to look forward to. Isn’t it?
6. Too many men rush straight for the flower stall when they know they have an upset wife. Sure, all girls like to receive flowers from time to time, but if it’s a substitute for understanding her anger, don’t expect your two dozen long-stemmed roses to solve the problem. You’ll probably end up making things worse – especially for yourself.
7. Mornings matter. What’s the first thing you do together each day? Think about how you can use it to tell your husband what you think of him, especially after a night of lovemaking.
To mark the passing of the old year, and the beginning of the new, I decided to ask all of the ladies who regularly appear on Contemplating the Divine to share their New Year resolutions with our ‘readers’.
Most of them just told me to fuck off and die, of course, but here are the contributions from those who did not. Oh – and believe me, when these ladies resolve to do something, it does get done.
Apparently I’m going to have some New Year resolutions too, but She hasn’t told me what they are yet. Quite exciting!
,,,and last but always first in my heart…
…and the way it felt, last night. Thank you, Ma’am.
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You might want to refer back to my series: Seven secrets of a happy marriage. Urgently. |
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Men, eh? Only interested in one thing, and – excuse me? Down here? There’s a caption too, and I.. Hello? Oh never mind, I know when there’s something more interesting to look at. |
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I’m not one of those men who won’t cry in front of women. Just the opposite, actually. |
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Woah! Might be time for a safeword, there. |
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If you have any comments on this captioned image, I’ll be in the homeless refuge round the corner, OK? |
Oh… and there’s a little extra at the bottom of today’s post. Just a little something.
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A day to remember… and then a day you will try desperately to forget. |
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It’s not as if your parents haven’t seen you cry before, anyway. |
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I think it’s every boy’s dream. To grow up to do the laundry for a real fighter pilot… |
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Well…someone who hasn’t paid, for a start. |
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Gone but not forgotten. |
Extra extra!
Now, for those of you who have been sufficently dedicated to ‘read’ down this far, a little treat. Here’s a site I discovered yesterday and I can’t understand why I have never come across it (fnar fnar) before, It’s British, brutal and – well, like Cruella, really. And I do. Like Cruella, I mean.
http://thebritishinstitution.com
Pay site, and the preview pics are a bit small, but there are over 100 decent-quality (very short!) preview vids to watch.
I think it’s great. I don’t normally post links – I leave that to the mighty Paltego – but this site just doesn’t seem sufficiently well known.
Obviously, I don’t have any connection with this site. I don’t have any connection with anything, really.
Here are a few of the (too small!) preview photos:
Off you go, now. Don’t keep the Warden waiting.