Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
If you’re lucky. If you’re unlucky, you might have to take the cane as well.
On we go.
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| I wonder if they have a ‘bring your daughter to work’ day, too? |
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| Best not to look nervous at this point. Just relax. I’m sure she’s very broadminded. |
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| The only thing worse than being locked up in chastity is being in chastity and not locked up, I think you’ll find. |
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| That’s a relief. |
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| Don’t even mention little blue men. Unless you want Victoria to cane you. Do you? Oh…OK. Well, go ahead then. |
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| Lucky old bastard. |
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| Stand by your man. |
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| Looks like he did, too. But I think he’s going to sober up very fast when they get started. |
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| It’s not real oppression if you’re forced to do it. You have to beg to be allowed… |
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| Actually, I’m experiencing some spike pain even looking at the picture. |
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| Oh, we do. We do. |
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| Isn’t this picture wonderful? |
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| Women eh? Can never make their minds up, silly things. |
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| Not many calories in the dirt on the soles of her shoes, alas. |
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| I can’t stand those mens libbers with all their ‘votes for men’ nonsense. We just shouldn’t worry our ugly little heads about it, that’s what I say. Ironing’s more my thing. |
A lot of people live secret lives, hiding their true selves away, fearful of mocking and misunderstandings. I’ve certainly done that for decades – decades too long, I would say. Well, I’ve made a momentous decision for the new year. I’m going to speak in public about what I truly feel in private. I’m going to – not ‘admit’ because that implies wrongdoing – but celebrate my sexuality. I’m going to share this first with you – the loyal readers of this blog.
Out loud and out proud.
Here we go…
(deep breath)
I, Servitor, have a sexual fetish. I get sexually aroused by thoughts of sexually dominant women, controlling, punishing and humiliating me. I am, in short, a sexual ‘submissive’.
There. That feels so much better! No doubt I’ll lose many readers of this blog, shocked at the nature of these revelations – but it’s their loss and not mine. I’d like to thank those readers broadminded enough to keep on reading. You know my secret now – and that’s a sacred trust. I know I can rely on you, even though I have not the slightest idea who any of you are.
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| Actually, I thought for a moment they were the punishment gloves. Or the other punishment gloves. |
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| It does seem rather odd that I (for example) am not allowed on the furniture but I do still get to choose the Government. |
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| Puppy play! In my youth I liked puppy play. Sadly, now it’s ‘tired old dog being dragged around slowly on aching knees under threat of a whipping’ play. |
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| Oh. I think I have a lot of bad habits that I might need some help with, you know. |
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| You know, there’s really nothing like a chastity belt for putting ladies at their ease with you. It takes away all that nonsense about being male, or a potential sexual partner, and allows you to just be yourself. |
True on so many levels.
I hope you had a good Christmas. I don’t know whether I did or not, as I wrote this post and ‘scheduled’ it weeks in advance.
In any case, the real Servitor was long ago laid off and the caption-writing outsourced to Bangladesh, where teams of underpaid workers assemble femdom-themed attempts at erotica and wit using cast-offs from other, more interesting, sites. Sad, but true – like everything else on this blog.
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| Don’t worry if you can’t fill it. Just ask one of the other men standing alongside you. I’m sure they won’t mind. |
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| Boyfriends! The curse of the sissy sub’s life. Still, I suppose someone has to play the football. |
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| It’s good that she’s not letting these petty irritations affect her work. No messing about, just getting on with it. That’s the way. |
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| Ah, the majesty of the legal system. |
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| “Servitor” is nice, I’ve often thought. |
Great, great. Well, I
hear good things. Who knows – maybe
you’ll be joining us permanently when the internship is over!
Just one small thing – before you go. You know of course that this company prides
itself on the way it treats all its staff with respect – male as well as
female, even young interns like you? So,
I don’t want you in any way to feel offended or insulted by this, but –
Like what? Well, like those trousers you’re wearing, for example. I mean, baggy trousers like that are fine for
students, but in a business place, perhaps they’re a bit too baggy?
And maybe you don’t have to wear long trousers all the time,
you know? We keep the office nice and
warm, so why not show your legs occasionally?
I’m sure you’ve got lovely legs. Shorts are quite fashionable just now, aren’t they? Especially in nice bright colours. Yellow’s very cheerful, I always think.
I took a course in game theory once. I was doing fine, but in the final exam there was a question about about ‘the prisoners’ dilemma under strictly dominated strategies’ … and for some reason after that I started thinking about something else, I just couldn’t concentrate and it all went wrong. I managed to scrape a passing grade by sucking up to the examiner, but that’s another story again.
More captioned images of female domination. I know you know, but the search engines need constant reminders, poor dears.
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| Women, eh? When they say they ‘want a talk’ it usually means we’ve done something wrong, doesn’t it? Oh well… better let the little woman have her say, or we’ll never hear the end of it! |
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| Yes, Ma’am, that spanking has made me think. Is there anything in particular you’d like me to think? Just say – I’ll think it. |
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| I don’t know how she catches so many. Yet there aways seem to be more when she locks you in the basement for the night. |
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| Multitasking… it’s a woman thing. |
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| You’re not a sweaty loser are you? No, didn’t think so. And I’m not a creepy pervert. So that’s all right, then. |
Hi! Yes, I saw your website and I was wondering if I could make an appointment?
Oh no! No, I’m not a lesbian. Not at all. No, it’s for someone else – well, my husband actually.
Yes, that’s right.
Well, I was wondering if I could have him caned.
Yes. Like the governess scenario, on your ‘practices’ page.
No, no he’s never visited ermm…anyone like you before. He’s not into that stuff. I just want him caned to punish him for gambling. He’s really got a problem with it, and I thought that if –
“Consensual”? What do you mean?
Oh, I see. Yes – he’s consented. We discussed this and he agreed. I told him I’d divorce him if he didn’t, and I have all the money, you see, so –
Yes, that’s right. OK, well I’ll make sure he brings along a note or something that says that.
Hmmm? What do you mean? What’s a ‘safeword’?
Oh. No, I don’t think we want one of those, thanks.
Do you? Oh, I see.
Well how about if I have the safeword? Then you could call me if – No? Oh.
Hmmm… I didn’t think that would be a problem. I mean, your website says you’re merciless, and –
Yes, OK. (Sigh) I understand.
Well I guess if he has to have a safeword, he has to have one. But can you give me a call afterwards and let me know whether he used it? And I’ll make sure he understands that it doesn’t count if he does.
Great.
So, can we say, ermmm, 5pm? Yes, today. Is that a problem? He can come over right now you see, so….
Oh, I see. Yes, you’re probably right. Let’s give him a sleepless night. Tomorrow at 10am, then.
Fine.
OK, well, errr… what else do you need to know?
Oh, I don’t know. Don’t you decide how many? It’s always six of the best in the old stories, isn’t it? That doesn’t sound like very much, though. What do you think?
How much money was it? Well, that doesn’t really matter. It’s the principle. No, no – it was my money. He took money from our joint bank account, and gambled it. And he’s done it before too.
Yes, I know. Well it’s not a joint bank account any more.
Yes, 24 sounds great. Good hard ones, yes? With a big heavy cane?
Really? A lighter one? Why? I’m really cross with him, you see, so I wanted to make sure that –
Oh, I see. What, because it’s more whippy, I suppose? Yes, I suppose it would be. OK, well you’re the professional. Whatever you think will hurt most.
OK then, so how much is this going to… Gosh – as much as that?
No, no, that’s fine. I just had no idea how much these things cost. It’ll be well worth it, if it keeps him out of those casinos. Fine.
…although – I was thinking of maybe setting up a regular appointment. Monthly or something. Would there be any kind of discount, if –
Oh. OK. Well, fair enough. OK, that’s fine. He’ll bring the money with him.
I think that’s one wad of cash he won’t dare gamble away!
Fine… listen….errm….I hope you’re not offended, only…well I don’t know anything about this, so I’m just asking…you don’t, erm, have sex with the, erm, clients, do you?
Oh, I’m so sorry. I really didn’t mean to suggest – no, no, of course you don’t. That’s fine, that’s great. I’m sorry I asked.
What’s that? Oh really?
Yes, that sounds like a great idea. And men actually let you… wow. Yes, I’ll certainly have a look at that page. What’s the word again? “Keyholder services”? Right. Got it.
Well, let me think about that. You’re going to give me a call after his appointment anyway, aren’t you? Just to confirm he didn’t use the password.
Sorry, yes, safeword.
OK, well maybe we can talk about keyholding then. I’ll have a look.
Fine. Well, thank you so much. I look forward to hearing all about it.
Sure.
Bye!
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| I think they’re going to talk about it again. |
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| Marriage is for life, you know. That can be quite short, though. |
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| No, I don’t know either. Sorry. |
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| Nice of her to help them like that, wasn’t it? |
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| Oh how tiresome. |
Actually I don’t know if these images have been ‘graven’. To be completely honest, I don’t really know what ‘graven’ means. But occasionally I like to hearken back to the title of the blog with a religious reference.
And isn’t it amazing, if you go googling phrases relating to punishment and humiliation, looking for bdsm porn (as we do), how most of the vanilla sites you find are religious? Hmmm… something to be explored there, I’d suggest.
But not in this blog. On we go.
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| And you’ll do. |
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| Well? Have you? |
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| Poor Simon. It must be very difficult for him. Almost as difficult as it’s going to be for you. |
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| Actually, there are other ways to make the swelling go down. But amputation is easily the best. Don’t worry – they’ll fit you with a prosthetic replacement. |
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| A lot of men don’t realise that when they’re married, they’re expected to discuss things a lot more. Such as discussing why they’re late home, discussing why the ironing wasn’t done to her satisfaction, discussing whether he can stand up or must remain on his knees for a bit longer – that kind of thing. It’s all about communication. |
