Authority figures

Clear instructions femdom
I like a woman who knows what she wants.  Don’t you?
 

Dominatrix tells you to fuck off
Mmmm.  If you pay extra maybe she’ll ignore you even more.
 

Teacher assessment humiliation
It’s tragic, the breakdown in authority in schools these days.  Don’t you think?
 

Mmmm… pretty exciting, huh?  I wonder what she has planned?  A really hard spanking?
 

Actually, I have a ‘frequently annoying traveller’ card.  So they don’t have to make any special arrangements: the stewardesses just slap me on sight. I get special meals too.

Words of discomfort

Honey blonde
And of course, you do.  It’s a question of how much you want it.  Or rather, how much she does.

 
 
Female led in the right direction
It’s good that he feels he can get these things out in the open.  And good, as well, that she feels she can beat the shit out of him if he does.
 
 

Lying slave
Who’d have guessed?
 
 

…and then?
 
 
 
You mustn’t assume from this that they cruelly starve all their slaves to death, because that’s just not true.  Some they fatten up for slaughter.

I yam what I yam

… and I thought what I yam was a beta male, but apparently not.  It turns out, I am an omega male:

Omega animals are subordinate to all others in the community, and are expected by others in the group to remain submissive to everyone. Omega animals may also be used as communal scapegoats or outlets for frustration, or given the lowest priority when distributing food.
 

Ah, let me be her outlet for frustration…

Yes, Ma’am.
 

Not a beta – you see?
 


Actually,  good rough sander will have much the same effect – and it would be a lot cheaper.  Fun, too.
 

Chaste little hubbie
I’m sure she’ll think of something.
 

There’s always a bit left over.

Divine retribution

Best to pretend you didn’t overhear anything.  Just act normal…relaxed.
 
 

I think he’s learning to be less of a dickhead.  But it’s a slow process.
 
 

It’s so rare to meet a woman who really understands…
 
 
 

And then you never need worry about getting lost, ever again. No matter where you are, she can always track you down.
 
 
 

Oh, women can be so silly.  Does she really think he’ll have changed his mind, just because his wrists are shackled to that bar?  I think someone’s going to be rather disappointed here!

Her whim is my command

Of course, this blog is strongly opposed to real bullying.  Just keep it for play, in session, that’s what I say.  Not that She ever listens, when I do.
 
 

It’s odd the things women find sexy, isn’t it?  For some it’s chunky jumpers, for others it’s brutal, relentless torture.  Mars, Venus, whatever – you know?
 
 

Opinionated husbands forbidden
That sounds fair.  I’m certainly not going to argue.
 
 

She deserves a night off, I reckon.  She can always pick it up wherever she left off, tomorrow morning.
 
 

femdom random clickbait caption here
It’s not a good thing to go around with suspicious, negative thoughts about any relationship.  If you start thinking ‘What if Mistress murders me?’ each time, then you’re just not going to enjoy the session, and who does it benefit anyway?  I mean, really?

Taking her hand in marriage

If you’re lucky. If you’re unlucky, you might have to take the cane as well.

On we go.

Castratrix
I wonder if they have a ‘bring your daughter to work’ day, too?
 

Submissive porn search history
Best not to look nervous at this point.  Just relax. I’m sure she’s very broadminded.
 

Last warning femdom
The only thing worse than being locked up in chastity is being in chastity and not locked up, I think you’ll find.
 

Female led always
That’s a relief.
 

Domination is a serious business
Don’t even mention little blue men.  Unless you want Victoria to cane you.  Do you?  Oh…OK.  Well, go ahead then.

Tie me up, put me down

 
Lucky old bastard.
This image is from Femdom Planet.  Tall German dommes…and this bloke.
 
 


Stand by your man.

 

Looks like he did, too.  But I think he’s going to sober up very fast when they get started.
NB: Contemplating the Divine does not endorse (or particularly enjoy) getting good and drunk before a BDSM session.  Contemplating the Divine just likes writing silly captions, that’s all. 
 
 
It’s not real oppression if you’re forced to do it.  You have to beg to be allowed…




Actually, I’m experiencing some spike pain even looking at the picture.

Crawling to learn

Mistress dental care
Oh, we do.  We do.
 
 

Isn’t this picture wonderful?
 
 

Women eh?  Can never make their minds up, silly things.
 
 

Not many calories in the dirt on the soles of her shoes, alas.
 
 

I can’t stand those mens libbers with all their ‘votes for men’ nonsense.  We just shouldn’t worry our ugly little heads about it, that’s what I say. Ironing’s more my thing.

Coming out

A lot of people live secret lives, hiding their true selves away, fearful of mocking and misunderstandings.  I’ve certainly done that for decades – decades too long, I would say.  Well, I’ve made a momentous decision for the new year.  I’m going to speak in public about what I truly feel in private. I’m going to  – not ‘admit’ because that implies wrongdoing – but celebrate my sexuality.  I’m going to share this first with you – the loyal readers of this blog.

Out loud and out proud.

Here we go…

(deep breath)

I, Servitor, have a sexual fetish.  I get sexually aroused by thoughts of sexually dominant women, controlling, punishing and humiliating me.  I am, in short, a sexual ‘submissive’.

There.  That feels so much better!  No doubt I’ll lose many readers of this blog, shocked at the nature of these revelations – but it’s their loss and not mine.  I’d like to thank those readers broadminded enough to keep on reading.  You know my secret now – and that’s a sacred trust.  I know I can rely on you, even though I have not the slightest idea who any of you are.

Masturbation glove lady - or not
Actually, I thought for a moment they were the punishment gloves.  Or the other punishment gloves.
 
 

It does seem rather odd that I (for example) am not allowed on the furniture but I do still get to choose the Government.
 
 

Puppy play
Puppy play!  In my youth I liked puppy play.  Sadly, now it’s ‘tired old dog being dragged around slowly on aching knees under threat of a whipping’ play.
 
 

English governesses
Oh.  I think I have a lot of bad habits that I might need some help with, you know.
 
 

You know, there’s really nothing like a chastity belt for putting ladies at their ease with you.  It takes away all that nonsense about being male, or a potential sexual partner, and allows you to just be yourself.

When the godesses wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

True on so many levels. 

I hope you had a good Christmas.  I don’t know whether I did or not, as I wrote this post and ‘scheduled’ it weeks in advance. 

In any case, the real Servitor was long ago laid off and the caption-writing outsourced to Bangladesh, where teams of underpaid workers assemble femdom-themed attempts at erotica and wit using cast-offs from other, more interesting, sites.  Sad, but true – like everything else on this blog.

sperm sample nurse
Don’t worry if you can’t fill it.  Just ask one of the other men standing alongside you.  I’m sure they won’t mind.
 
 

Boyfriends!  The curse of the sissy sub’s life.  Still, I suppose someone has to play the football.
 
 

It’s good that she’s not letting these petty irritations affect her work. No messing about, just getting on with it.  That’s the way.
 
 

Ah, the majesty of the legal system.
 
 

“Servitor” is nice, I’ve often thought.