…or ‘turning points’ in other words. The name this blog uses for captions that are about things that aren’t exactly quite femdom yet.
…or ‘turning points’ in other words. The name this blog uses for captions that are about things that aren’t exactly quite femdom yet.
If there is a choice
Let the rivers fill
Let the hills rejoice
Let your mercy spill
On all these burning hearts in hell
If it be your will
To make us well.
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| I find feminine contempt very sexy. Fortunately I get a lot of it. Masculine contempt too, of course, but that’s not so much my thing. |
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| I’ve heard they’re not actually that great anyway. |
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| Congratulations. You’re the ‘special friend’. Again. So much better than having a sexual relationship. Really. |
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| Oh god. Let’s hope it wasn’t someone I work with this time. |
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| Yes dear. |
Apologies for the dull title. But I have noticed that by far the highest viewing figures on this blog are for posts with titles like “More femdom captions”. Anyway, I’m running out of 80s lyrics…
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| Nothing like hot coffee to wake you up. |
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| It’s a living. |
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| Yes. I’ve been quite disappointed, just how open-minded many of my friends have been about my SO beating me. “About time too” was the usual comment. |
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| She means it about the running. Don’t you dare dawdle. |
…but together, they can be a real turn-on.
On we go.
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| Yeah. Those sorts of arguments can leave quite a nasty taste in the mouth, I find. |
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| Home-made is always best. |
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| Think happy thoughts. No rush. |
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| Actually, the last laugh is on her because I’m a humiliation freak and I’m going to find this absolutely mortifying! |
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| Let’s hope he’s forgiven you for cuckolding him. Because you’ll be spending a lot of time together. |
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| Because he knows there are things much worse than a good hard kick to the balls. |
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| It’s all very well to be carried away with love at first sight, but can you build a lasting relationship with a pair of sports shoes, when fashion in sneakers is so fickle? |
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| OK, not the sexiest of topics. But if you don’t know, you can’t imagine. Really: if you’re a pain-slut you should be trying to develop a good set of them. |
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| Punishment fits the crime… tightly and closely. |
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| You replied “I do” and that was the occasion when a safeword might have been advisable instead. Too late now. |
Good session for you?
Great.
Yeah, it got pretty intense there in the middle, didn’t
it? I really thought you were about to
use the safeword. You were like – oh my
god, I can’t take this. But you just
about got through it, didn’t you? You look pretty exhausted now, though!
Oh – while you’re getting dressed. There’s something I wanted to mention, about
session rates.
See, I’ve realised I’ve just got too many clients and it
seems crazy that a session I really actually enjoy with some devoted old slave
costs the same per hour as a one-off with a businessman visiting from Tokyo, or
something.
So I got together with Anne, and we, like, went through the list of
all my regulars, you know. So the ones I
actually like sessioning with were rated ‘A’ and they’ll only pay half rates
and so on.
Yeah, it’s a good idea isn’t it? Should have done it ages ago.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that you were rated
‘D’. So if you want to keep on
sessioning with me, you’ll be paying five times as much as you have been.
Hmm? Oh no! It’s not
that I don’t want to session with you any more!
You’re not an ‘E’. I just need a
lot more money to tolerate spending time with someone as irritating as you,
that’s all.
OK, you can go and get
dressed now.
Still here? Go on – fuck off.
Regular readers will know that this blog’s theme does not lend itself well to standing up bravely against intimidation. Quite the opposite, actually. Nonetheless, although I don’t often mention it here, this blog is produced in Paris, where I live. So, I just want to say: