Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
but it can spice things up a bit.
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| Next Christmas you can give her sole title to the house and all your finances. |
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| And there’s New Year to look forward to after that. |
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| I’m sure she can find a way of taking your mind off it. |
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| I like turkey, but I hope Mike and Juan don’t give me any more of that special eggnog. It tasted weird… |
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| Funnily enough, the year after they all gave each other little leather purses. What are the odds, eh? |
On the way to a better tomorrow.
Just been sent some campaign material by a certain political party. Probbaly going to be seeing these on billboards all across the country in the run-up to 2020.
That’s all the campaign material I have for now. Well, there was one more thing in the box. But I don’t think this was intended for publication – looks like their agency’s briefing on a TV spot they’re planning. Can someone let me know if they ever see the finished ad?
…doesn’t cost lives, in my experience, rather a few hundred pounds stuffed into an envelope and left closed but not sealed within the bag containing a gift.
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| Oh, he’s got nothing else to do down there in the basement. Might as well have some fun with him. |
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| Large vagina humiliation. It’s the latest thing in the female submission world. I’d be really good at it, but sadly I have no dominant instincts. |
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| I don’t think the verbal reasoning test should have much weight. The job mostly involves responding to simple, clear instructions. |
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| I think it’s outrageous that convicted rapists receive free medical treatment anyway, actually. They should stop mollycoddling them like that – it’s supposed to be a pumishment, after all. |
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| She’d take some of the other men with her too – the ones who know that no one will be coming for them within the three days – but Angie would object. She says one man around the home is enough, possibly even more than enough. |
You’ll lose your mind and play.
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| Obviously, I don’t approve for one moment of non-consensual BDSM play. I’ve made that very clear to my SO, and She in turn has explained that she doesn’t give a fuck what I think. So we have an understanding. |
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| It’s not going to be like having actual sex, of course. There won’t be all that “What the fuck? Already? Is that it?” business at the end, for one thing. |
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| I’m very suggestive. |
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| What’s the vibrator got that I haven’t, I’d like to know? |
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| He’s probably feeling very relaxed already, knowing he’s in such safe hands. |
Animals watch beyond the fire.
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| Don’t worry, they’re quite uncomfortable for her too, so this part of the session shouldn’t last more than 45 minutes or so. |
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| I’d scream for Keira, nightly if she wanted me to. |
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| Well, I hope it’s still summer, if we’re going to play outside again. |
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| They have lots of good ideas for taking all the hard work out of BDSM too – or at least, making someone else do it. |
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| Must be nice not to have to worry about limits and all that nonsense. |
Ah.. school days – cold showers, long tedious detentions, horrible over-cooked cabbage for lunch, exams and homework… not to mention the corporal punishment and the humiliating bullying. It seems so long ago now… must be months at least. I really must book another session.
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| No I never said that! So unfair, you horrible old cow. Oops. |
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| But not so brave as to refuse. There’s brave and there’s sheer suicidal lunacy. |
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| Spelling ‘wear’ wrong shouldn’t go unnoticed and uncorrected, either. |
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| I think she’s probably right there. You might have to conduct a careful examination of her feet before you’re sure, though. |
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| He probably doesn’t know what the capital of Gabon is. Trouble is, nor does she. I wonder how they’ll resolve the impasse? |
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| She doesn’t like ‘torturess’ either. It’s sexist. Like a woman can’t torture people just as well as a man, you know? Better, even. So don’t call her that. Call her… oh I don’t know. Something respectful, I’d suggest. Very respectful. |
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| ‘You’re a taxi!’ It’s an old joke, but I like to make my date laugh. Often, the evening together ends with her leaving my apartment almost hysterical with laughter. In fact, I bumped into an old flame the other day and she started giggling as soon as she saw me. |
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| No problem. That’s what Kenny is here for. He pays handsomely for the privilege, after all. |
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| I wouldn’t mind, but I read that book before, counting ‘the’ for another Mistress. |
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| Choking on someone else’s vomit? Unpleasant but, well, you know, Her kink is not your kink. Or anyone’s. |
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| It’s definitely syrup, so don’t worry about that, OK? |
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| I mean it’s no wonder she prefers spending time just with Howard if you’re all gloomy, is it? |
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| I dunno. She orders me around, ignores my wishes, feeds my genitals to the cat… Sometimes I wonder why I put up with it all. |
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| See? And you were worried you might not be having any sex on your honeymoon! |
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| Domino specialists are odd. To visit one, you need to book in advance, phone that same morning before 10am to confirm (and receive instructions on meeting up, the first time) then take your course fees along in an unsealed envelope. I always take a little gift, too. Not dominoes – I expect they get enough of those. |
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| Oh well. It has to be better than that call centre in Dhaka she put me in last year. |
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| That is what little boys are made of, after all. Somehow I always knew. |
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| Well, as long as she’s genuinely rehabilitated herself, I suppose it’s OK. |
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| Girls have always known I’m ‘special’ and treated me accordingly. |
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| I feel disempowered every time I even see a picture of Gal Gadot. I go weak at the knees. |
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| Damn… I’d already bought the ring. Oh well. I suppose the cock could take one more, but they’re going to jingle together when I walk. |
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| You don’t know until you’ve tried it, do you? |
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| Mmpphh mpphhhnnmm mmmphhh nng. |
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| Well, they might not care and she might not care, but I care. Doesn’t that count for anything? Oh. OK, then. |
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| Probably just as well that physical responses to stereotypically sexually submissive outfits don’t engender automatic castration. I mean, Tumblr’s business model would collapse, for a start. |
PS: dedicated readers of this blog might enjoy this four minute movie. It’s not, like, explicit femdom or anything but I thought it was rather sweet. He’s a lucky guy – the husband, I mean. Well, Santa too, I guess.