It’s the least wonderful time of the year.
Just the one, today. More tomorrow.
It’s easy if you try – and find the right life-partner.
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| How do you like them apples? |
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| Aww… that’s rather sweet. I hope he’ll be OK after she retires next monh. |
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| I can’t stand those macho men who boast about the size of their chastity belts, can you? It’s not the size that matters anyway, it’s what you’re not allowed to do with it. |
….and just forRalph D:
No, not that. (Warning: SFW)
This.
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| I don’t bother too much about fashion myself. Life’s easier when all you wear is a steel collar. I’m never out of style because I’m never allowed out. |
| Practice makes perfect. Next! |
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| Many brides encounter disappointment on their wedding nights. She just needs to make the best of it and move on, I reckon. |
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| Let’s hope she does want to treat him nicely. |
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| Any particular flavour? |
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| I think Hugh should stand up to them. I mean, is he a man or a mouse? |
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| It would probably be OK to use any one of the Approved Slave Apology Phrases # 23 – 38 in reply. Or several, even. |
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| Well, that’s thoughtful. Just what I needed. |
By the way, I’ve been keeping this quiet partly because I don’t want him closed down, but there’s a chap with an account on archive.org
who must own an industrial-quality scanner, who appears to be
digitising what looks to be a large lifetime collection of (mainly
British) material relating to… well, our interests. The vast majority
of it is fem sub but even if only 5% of it is FD, the sheer volume he
is posting there makes it rather significant in itself. I make no
judgments on the copyright issues, let alone the rather more serious
violation of this blog’s code involved in publishing material in which men oppress
women (they’re only lengthening the charge sheet against them, for when
we finally achieve the righteous smack of firm government) but I leave
it to you to decide.
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| Falling. In love. |
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| That’s right. If you think about it, what could be more sexually empowering than paying another man to undertake the work of actually carrying out the fucking? |
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| Time you got a watch. |
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| Well… as long as there’s nothing perverted involved I suppose it’ll be OK. |
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| I’ve always had this extraordinary talent for perceiving what women are thinking, when they look at me. A knack, you might say. |
but it can spice things up a bit.
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| Next Christmas you can give her sole title to the house and all your finances. |
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| And there’s New Year to look forward to after that. |
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| I’m sure she can find a way of taking your mind off it. |
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| I like turkey, but I hope Mike and Juan don’t give me any more of that special eggnog. It tasted weird… |
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| Funnily enough, the year after they all gave each other little leather purses. What are the odds, eh? |
On the way to a better tomorrow.
Just been sent some campaign material by a certain political party. Probbaly going to be seeing these on billboards all across the country in the run-up to 2020.
That’s all the campaign material I have for now. Well, there was one more thing in the box. But I don’t think this was intended for publication – looks like their agency’s briefing on a TV spot they’re planning. Can someone let me know if they ever see the finished ad?
…doesn’t cost lives, in my experience, rather a few hundred pounds stuffed into an envelope and left closed but not sealed within the bag containing a gift.
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| Oh, he’s got nothing else to do down there in the basement. Might as well have some fun with him. |
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| Large vagina humiliation. It’s the latest thing in the female submission world. I’d be really good at it, but sadly I have no dominant instincts. |
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| I don’t think the verbal reasoning test should have much weight. The job mostly involves responding to simple, clear instructions. |
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| I think it’s outrageous that convicted rapists receive free medical treatment anyway, actually. They should stop mollycoddling them like that – it’s supposed to be a pumishment, after all. |
You’ll lose your mind and play.
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| It’s not going to be like having actual sex, of course. There won’t be all that “What the fuck? Already? Is that it?” business at the end, for one thing. |
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| I’m very suggestive. |
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| What’s the vibrator got that I haven’t, I’d like to know? |
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| He’s probably feeling very relaxed already, knowing he’s in such safe hands. |