Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Oh, OK. I thought we’d barely started. Never mind. |
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| Well… it is a big decision to take. So it’s a good thing she’s already taken it. |
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| He’ll probably mess it up, he’s such a moron. Just think what a fool he’ll look, every time he forgets about a release date! Serve him right too. |
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| Some people leave their bodies to science – mine’s going to fashion! Or upholstery, I suppose. |
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| How can this have happened? I mean, for goodness sake, this is the third time this week! |
That’s not a reference to what I got for Christmas (although actually startingly accurate in that regard too!).
No, it’s time for another batch of ‘Turning Points’ captions. Situations, which are almost… but not quite… femdom. From the blog which is almost… but not quite… a complete waste of time.
Click on ‘turning points’ in the wordcloud, if you like this sort of thing. Click on a link to somewhere else – or just leave an abusive comment, I suppose – if you don’t.
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| Lifelong learning ensues. |
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| Funny how the pictures featuring soft sweaters give rise to some of my more disturbing ‘work’. (Well, it disturbs me! Doesn’t it disturb you?) |
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| Nice clean boots, hasn’t she? Someone backstage has the best job in televison, that’s for sure. |
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| I’m not feral. I’m very domesticated. I don’t even try to go up onto the furniture any more. |
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| Oh, I liked writing this one. Isn’t her expression just perfect? |
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| Just wait until she looks in the bedroom – there’s at least another three lying around in there. That Anna, born in a barn she was. |
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| Big meanie. I mean really big. Huge. |
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| Multitasking. I’ve heard women are better at it. |
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| Well, yes, I suppose so. That and the company. |
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| … and? And what? Bloody hell Servitor, what are you playing at? |
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| Yeay! Medical play with actual medicines! What’s that you’re asking? Safe, sane and consensual? Let’s just say 0 out of 3 ain’t bad. Now take your pills and shut up. |
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| They pride themselves on maintaining a non-hierarchical environment. Everyone – from the Chief Executive herself down to the lowest programmer, is equally empowered to slap the tampon boy, if he gets uppity. |
…but of course they all are, are they not?
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| Ah well. Back to real life. |
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| I once asked a domme for a session where I’d be treated with total contempt and indifference. I paid her the session fee in advance and then I never heard back from her – then when I tried to get in touch I found my emails and my phone number were blocked. Best session ever. |
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| Don’t worry about the spanking marks. She won’t be embarassed. |
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| I’ve heard in some restaurants, the staff spit in your food if you’re rude. I was in a cafe the other day where the waitress was really beautiful, so I was tempted to insult her just on the offchance, you know, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Just too sub, I guess. |
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| Many men come too early. January, February – that kind of thing But with the right amount of control (preferably made of steel) you should find you can hold back almost indefinitely. |
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Well, a career anyway. (warning: link is DSFW*)
*Disappointingly safe for work.
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| Yeah, just do whatever comes naturally. She doesn’t mind. |
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| Apparently, onset of the male menopause can occur as early as your 20s. You just have to marry the right woman. |
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| And what’s Ioannis got that I haven’t, I’d like to know? |
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| In an emergency, she could always just use one of the hotel’s coathangers or something. |
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| She only puts the big ones on her trophy wall. Smaller ones she makes into into novelty hat or shoe racks and sells them on e-bay.. |
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| I have my testosterone levels checked twice a year. They’ve never found any yet, but you can’t be too careful about these things. |
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| I’m delighted to say my SO reaches orgasm every time she has sex. I can usually hear it even from my cage down in the cellar. |
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| Who said she was pissed off? A bit disrespectful, if you ask me. I reckon Dave should report him for that. |
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| Don’t worry, it won’t kill you. Not at only two a day. |
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| I’m tempted to say somethng about ‘hanging around’ but I don’t want to beaten up by irate readers… oh hang on, yes I do. |
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| You know, people think owning a doctor is just an easy way to get a lot of money, but it can be a lot of work whipping them through all those years of medical school. |
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| I wonder how they do work around there? |
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| Doesn’t mean she doesn’t enjoy her job, of course. She just knows how to separate the professional and the personal, that’s all. |
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| These two seem to be consummate professionals, though. |
Quick test for regular readers – have I published the one above before? I experienced a colossal failure due to laziness and incompetence technical glitch earlier this year, and I don’t always have a good record of which images I’ve put up before. Google Images can’t find it but it looks very familiar (apart from the fact that I wrote it, obviously). Remember: if you spot a previously posted image, I’ll put up another, extra, one.
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| Good to know. Damage to equipment’s a worry too. I sometimes fear that, after repeatedly hitting her boots with my testicles, or vigorously slapping her tawse with the palms of my hands, I might cause scuffing. |
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| Extra one for the sin of repetition (and after a moment’s hesitation, I think you can try out some deviation). |
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| It turns out they did get the sugar, but it was a little untidily heaped in the bowl, so, you know… |
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| Bad interns get spanked. Good interns get spanked and made to wear little lacy panties too. |
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| I had to go to court once. The lady magistrate ordered me to be bound over to keep the peace. But apparently that doesn’t mean what you might think. Who knew? I just started to get myself ready, then and there, but… it’s a long story but anyway, I ended up sentenced to six months with hard labour for an obscene display in contempt of court. So that turned out quite well in the end. |
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| Odd thing to say. I think she looks very nice. |
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| And that’s before they start. |
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| Women, eh? You can’t just straight-out discuss something, she has to set up the whole situation just right to ‘discuss it’. Oh well. Better humour her. |
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| That’s a very wide hole. Still, maybe there are some guys who need that. Not jealous… |
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| Phew. That could have gone quite badly. Remember the time you bought that fur coat in the wrong shade of silver? |
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| I wonder if in the years to come, he’ll regret not having signed more forms? After all, it’s not going to be easy to sign anything, when she’s done with him. |
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| That’s something we’ve seen a lot of this year – this contemptuous attitude to ‘experts’. She could easily double the efficiency of the plant by not sitting on it, for example, but you just try telling her that… |
Makes it all worthwhile (trigger warning: link contains scenes of male equality and ordinary life).
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| It’s amazing how much easier the invention of electricity has made these simple tasks. In the old days she’d have had to bend you over, whack you with a birch rod or something… now she just presses a button enough times, and presto you’re balancing books! We have a lot to be thankful for. |
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| Most of the book’s concerned with proper cleaning and ironing of military uniforms. You’ll be discovering a lot about that, later on. Still – first things first. |
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| Caption writing’s like that. At first, you really agonise about whether you’ve tersely managed to capture the essence of a scene, but after a while you realise you can just publish any old crap and the sad wankers who read your blog will keep coming anyway, because they only want to look at the pictures. Which is really great if you run out of original or clever ideas! |
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| Dommes in the city. |
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| Don’t worry. She‘s not going to have to stay on duty for fourteen hours. They share the time between three of them. It’s quite tiring work, whipping men into carrying great piles of stones around, after all. |
