Well, a career anyway. (warning: link is DSFW*)
*Disappointingly safe for work.
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Yeah, just do whatever comes naturally. She doesn’t mind. |
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Apparently, onset of the male menopause can occur as early as your 20s. You just have to marry the right woman. |
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And what’s Ioannis got that I haven’t, I’d like to know? |
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In an emergency, she could always just use one of the hotel’s coathangers or something. |
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She only puts the big ones on her trophy wall. Smaller ones she makes into into novelty hat or shoe racks and sells them on e-bay.. |