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Even more femdom captions than that – and some found femdom

Hey, has anyone out there noticed how much femdom there is in ZZ Top videos? I was watching one for the music (I do, secretly, occasionally use the Internet for looking at things that are not porn – hope I never get found out), and was transported back to happy days in front of the TV as a teenager, desperately hoping for something pervy. Anyway there’s this. And this (give it time – or skip to 2.00 or so and look out for the treatment of the guy in the pullover at 2.20!).

If you like power-dressing 80s babes with big hair that is. Oh, I do. I really do.

Then there’s this, in a very different style. You have to get near the end to work out what’s going on.

Hmmm. ZZ Top. Beardy perverts, eh?

Anyway, on with the show:

Actually, even if you don’t recycle them it’s still better than all those nasty plastic bags.

He graduated top of his class in hairdresser school. After all, he had mastered the art of studying in med school. Being whipped for poor performance helped, too.

It wouldn’t be so bad, if the things she said about him weren’t so personal – you know?

It’s her favourite part of the day.

Actually, when you really think about it there are lots of reasons why life might be easier without balls, around Anne. There’s Tuesdays for example. She usually comes back from the studio feeling rather grumpy. That’ll hurt less after tomorrow.

Learning to crawl

Chrissie Hynde. What more could there be to say on a blog about female domination? Chrissie Hynde.

Anyway, that was Chrissie Hynde. Here are the captioned images of female domination.

Actually, it’s only by making mistakes that we learn. Well: by making mistakes and being whipped for it, I mean.

Don’t worry – you’ll have plenty of time.

He was hoping for a new ironing board but managed to hide his disappointment.

What a lot of text. Click and zoom, click and zoom. Y’know, I’ve always thought those ‘guardress’ uniforms are just so…so…excuse me, I really must click and zoom.

It must be such a relief not to have to cope with all that begging for mercy, not to mention the hysterical screams.

Elegant brutality

Or should that be ‘brutal elegance’? Anyway, on with the show.

OWK lady whipping a slave - now that's orihginal

For the first few days, he wondered when he might start to get used to it and not to have to cry himself to sleep in his cell each night. But somehow it never happened.

Femdom wife, malesub husband, all is well.

“Free time” indeed! There’s “service time” and there’s “wasted time”, and the difference between the two can be made painfully clear.

It’s actually not a bad idea to get used to the taste of her trannie slave. I won’t tell you why just yet…

It’s amazing how long these old guys can last, too. He’s been in and out of consciousness a few times, but even at this advanced age, he can still scream and beg her to a mighty fine orgasm.

I stand corrected

Frequently. But not as frequently as I’d like.

Well, lookie here. It’s more of those captioned images of female domination.

Ahh…Madame Sarka, formerly of OWK. Icy. Powerful. Sexy. Raises traffic here by about 20% every time I put up a picture of Her.

Remember what happened on Tuesday? You will.

Actually, some women do prefer bigger penises. In fact, I knew one who had quite a collection, all arranged neatly in order of size in a drawer in her bedroom. Every one told a story, she used to say. It’s good to have a hobby.

It’s not such an unfit lifestyle, though. She likes him to go jogging in the mornings, too: out of the house, down the lane, across the six-lane motorway, over the high speed railway line and back, three times before breakfast.

Some people have a natural authority. You can tell just from one look that she has it, can’t you?

Applied theology

If you do forget when you’re shopping for her things, just ask one of the assistants to slap you across the face a few times. Should bring it right back.

Of course, they can still say no. As often as they like, actually.

Aren’t you the lucky one?

Not very much later. Actually, he’ll be ready after the first couple of strokes. But she won’t.

Men behaving obediently

As a matter of fact she’s brought the whip so you’ll better appreciate her point of view. Now…go and stand facing that wall and pay attention.

I mean, don’t they all? But try pointing it out to them, and they’ll only beat you senseless and lock you in a cage for six hours.

Of course, Penny’s down one slave as a result, but she always gets plenty more for Christmas anyway.

Don’t they look lovely in those coats? Much nicer to look at that some silly old house.

At Her Majesty’s pleasure

She likes screaming when she reaches orgasm. So feel free to scream. But don’t fake it – she can tell.

Nope, no clues. I want it to be a surprise.

The many uses for a hairbrush in marriage

It’s easy to forget at times that hairbrushes have secondary uses – like brushing hair.

Hope you’ve kept some money spare, to be untied again afterwards.

Did you think that just because I didn’t put a picture of her at the top, I’d got over my obsession? Oh no – in fact I’ve found a whole new bunch of pictures.

Delusions of adequacy

…but fortunately I have the privilege of an occasional visit to a Significant Other to cure me of any such mistaken ideas.

A whip can concentrate the mind splendidly

Ooohhh…Errr. Ending 9734…Mistress! No, no! Sorry. That’s the old one. Errr 8642! Oh please Mistress, if I can only think for one minute….

Does anyone mind if I use the phrase 'whipped into shape'?

It’s called the ‘Fat disgusting pig’ programme, if you want to look it up.

Of course, your wife isn’t completely beyond telephone contact. But it’s not worth disturbing her over a little thing like yours…sorry, I mean a little thing like this.

Still, maybe she’ll stop hiding you in the cupboard when her boyfriend comes round, now.

Can’t get it up as often as I used to

Well, I have a new job that I probably need to take a bit more seriously than the old job, so I think the rate of posting (and the creation rate of new foolishness) will have to fall. I expect to be updating a couple of times a week from now on, instead of the daily service you have come to expect.

It’s going to be hard to get out of the habit, and if any lady readers have any tips, tricks and ideas on how my pervy thoughts could possibly be restrained and repressed for much of the week, any slips corrected and my attention kept firmly on my work, I’d love to hear them.

Oops…was that a stray pervy thought, right there?

Three dominatrices and a very sorry Dave

They each have a key, and the cage doesn’t open unless all three locks are released. Their meetings were such fun at first, but they’re losing interest now and it’s rare for the three to get together more than once or twice a year.

She’s got nothing to worry about. Her mother left a little gift for her that she’ll discover on her wedding night – a simple little thing but it should make Alan shriek and beg in just the way he should.

Dominatrix applies a second coat of welts

She tried to find out who it was had already started on her slave, but unfortunately the slave’s head is tied to the wall so he didn’t see. Could have been any one of a number of women…

It’s just for today, though. She’s told Phil you can definitely join them tomorrow evening, so they’ll all be waiting for you and they’ll probably want to hear all about how it went. That’s something to look forward to, isn’t it?

Femdom doesnt believe in getting too friendly with her slaves

It’s a good idea not to get too friendly with slaves anyway, as it can be heartbreaking when you have to gte rid of them to make way for new, younger specimens.

Sweetly mean

Captions of female domination, which need no introduction except that I’ve been told that without text, search engines won’t know that, so I’m writing an introduction. Search engines can’t recognise images. Their loss.