Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
This wonderful lady certainly has one. Thank You, my Lady.
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| ‘Dainty’. Isn’t that a nice word? All dainty down there. And kinda cute. |
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| Oh – and for the orgasm shots they use a body double. |
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| Fortunately, all my girlfriends assured me that I never suffered too much from that particular complaint. |
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| Are you going to let her order you about like that? Are you? Well? |
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| Funny, that, because it always tastes exactly like soap. |
I usually find I do.
On with the captioned images of printed circuits. Sorry, I mean female domination. Long day.
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| And there he was thinking he’d got off lightly for once. Good thing Linda came home. |
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| It’s nice when something you thought was finished gives you just a little bit extra like that. |
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| But you have to pay her €500 first. |
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| I think this is one of those times when it’s just up to you to decide how to take it, you know? On the one hand you could get angry – let’s face it, it was a pretty mean trick. But on the other, you could just be pathetically grateful that they noticed your miserable existence at all, couldn’t you? |
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| Actually, to be entirely accurate, you won’t be able to leave one small corner of the basement. |
More femdom captions. Oh yes. The phrase that seems to fascinate Mr Google, because most of my page views go there. So I’ll say it again. More femdom captions.
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| Oh yes please, Madame Sarka… |
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| Of course he knows she loves him really. But then she also loves her cat. |
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| Arrgghhooo anglappphy snnnghhh. |
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| Actually, my first girlfriend was kind enough to tell me that the size of my penis was a matter of complete indifference to her. Wasn’t that nice? |
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| Good luck. |
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| Consent: it’s the most important word in BDSM. Of course Jane will usually say it’s OK – but you should always, always ask. |
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| And yet they’re too small for her boyfriend. What a waste. |
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| I quite enjoy the occasional onesome. It’s just the beating afterwards that bothers me. In fact, I’m reporting tomorrow, so maybe I should watch what I say. |
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| It’s sad that there are still so many people in the economy who have to do such disgusting things for a living. Still, quite a lot of investment bankers have now moved on to other careers, like our friend in this picture. |
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| Men understand men, you see. She’d never have thought of that. |
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| Two or three days at least. |
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| Oddly enough, a few nights later his life took a turn very significantly for the worse. Just goes to show that you should be thankful for what you have – for example, he’s not screaming silently in agony into a thick gag. |
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| She’s perfect, so why shouldn’t she expect his work to be? |
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| That joke copyright Emo Philips. I loved the first snowfall of the year. My heart would leap when I saw the soft white flakes covering the ground, and I’d jump up and I’d run to the front door, and shout “Remember the deal! Let me in now!”. |
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| Women eh? Obsessed with penis size. My Significant Other seems to bring the subject up every single day. And I just don’t think it’s appropriate, on a crowded commuter train. |
Oh please, oh please, no more, I can’t, I just can’t…I’m sorry! I’m so, so sorry, and I –
[AGONY]
Thank you, Sarah! Thank you for beating me!
Oh no, oh please, please Sarah, for pity’s sake don’t, I…
[etc]
Three little words. But so important, don’t you think?
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| Fortunately, some important brain functions remain completely unharmed – the pain receptors, for example. |
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| No imagination. You’d think she’d get bored with it after the thirtieth blow, the thirtieth desperate shriek, the thirtieth angry weal of brutalised flesh. But no… |
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| She looks so unhappy! Dommes shouldn’t be unhappy. Still, they can always ensure they’re not the unhappiest person in the room. |
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| Wow. You could be getting a multiple orgasm here – more than once in one year, that is. |
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| It’s a perfect match. He likes eating food, but he’s no good at cookery. He likes to look smart but he hates ironing. He gets quite moody, and sometimes you need a good kicking. Made for each other. |
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| Later she bought the movie, but it was all a bit disappointing. He was just one of quite a few actors in it. There is one scene when you catch a glimpse of his face, screaming in terror, but it’s only for a second or so, then a boot gets in the way and the screaming abruptly stops. Later on, there’s a longer shot of something being scraped into a waste disposal unit, and she thought that was probably him, but it was very hard to be sure. |
There are actually scientific tests of men’s devotional intelligence scores. You’re given a set of 100 statements and asked for your opinion on each, which is then ignored. It’s very accurate.
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| Actually, I don’t think the former owners left the key. Might just have to leave it there. |
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| Well, he’s not writhing around on the floor in agony, so something’s obviously wrong. |
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| It wouldn’t be so bad, but she just can’t spell for toffee. “Slutt” indeed – and all over your forehead too! |
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| Women. Getting all excited over an ordinary household appliance? Remember when she got that new iron, and couldn’t stop trying it out on the back of your hand? Girls and their toys, eh? |
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| That’s a bit unfair. But then so was telling all your friends you were too small to satisfy her, and then making you hire her a male escort. Sometimes life’s not fair like that. Hey – you’re an impotent cuckold with a tiny cock. But there’s probably a good side to that, right? Right? |
Please.
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| She didn’t rush to judgement, though. She took her time. |
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| Yet another of those Mars and Venus things, I reckon. What do you suppose she’s trying to tell you here? |
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| Actually the greatest torture is trying to read the tiny print… |
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| Actually that’s not fair. At least one of the girls in the office calls you “Bootlicking little perverted wanker.”. No idea why. |
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| There are times in any marriage when an apology is called for. Here’s one. |
Not such an obvious question as you might imagine. Yes, on the one hand, obviously women should make all the decisions. But in our present, highly imperfect society, dominant wives effectively get two votes and owners of stables of slaves get a whole bunch.
I’m actually really interested in politics, myself. I like to watch all the debates, and sort out the issues in my mind, as it helps me guess which party my Significant Other is likely to tell me to vote for.
Here we go again – femdom captions all right for you? Lovely.
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| Last fancy dress party, she wore her leather outfit and you wore that little maid dress. The time before she went as a strict schoolteacher and you as a schoolboy. It’s just as well your parents don’t know anything about this stuff, or they might begin to see a pattern and stop inviting you. |
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| As you’ve probably discovered by now, the world is full of beautiful women who really want you to fuck off. I find that usually I know that without them even needing to tell me any more. It’s a Mars/Venus thing, really. |
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| I think the club has a special lapel-pin you can wear. |
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| She probably won’t actually tell him, in order to avoid panic. If he needs to know, he’ll know. |
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| Isn’t she pretty? Don’t pictures like this make you feel you don’t deserve even to be scraped off the sole of her shoe? |
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| If they don’t get watered they wither and die quite quickly, I understand |
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| One of those days when nothing goes right… we’ve all had them. The best thing to do when it’s all over is go to bed, lie gingerly on your front and just sob yourself to sleep as the welts throb with pain. That’s what I usually do, anyway. |
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| An easy misunderstanding to make. Possibly you wouldn’t have let her tie you to this chair with your legs apart if you’d heard correctly – but, hey, c’est la vie, right? |
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| Very excellent website with a free trailer for every one of the many many videos. And isn’t she simply stunning? Sorry – haven’t got anything more amusing to say than that. Just…wow. Where’s she been all my life? (well, growing up, presumably). |
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| Luckily you have two scrubbing brushes, one for each hand. Isn’t that nice? |
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| Oh, what a sexy scene will play out here! You’ll repeat your claim, then she’ll giggle and make a playful grab for your trousers, and a hilarious, sexy struggle will ensue until finally you both fall on the bed, and she tugs your trousers off to reveal your full glory and then…well it’s up to you. You’re out on the landing with no trousers and the door slammed behind you. Wait there for morning or scurry off home? (Yes, it’s another one of those dates…but we’ve all been there, right? Right? Oh, OK, maybe it’s just me.) |
