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| Consent: it’s the most important word in BDSM. Of course Jane will usually say it’s OK – but you should always, always ask. |
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| And yet they’re too small for her boyfriend. What a waste. |
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| I quite enjoy the occasional onesome. It’s just the beating afterwards that bothers me. In fact, I’m reporting tomorrow, so maybe I should watch what I say. |
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| It’s sad that there are still so many people in the economy who have to do such disgusting things for a living. Still, quite a lot of investment bankers have now moved on to other careers, like our friend in this picture. |
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| Men understand men, you see. She’d never have thought of that. |
Hilarious and terrifying as always. Thank you.
Al.
Thank you Al, you're very kind. I think humour and terror both have a role to play, in the perfect relationship.
Finally Females are realizing twosomes are only satisfying among equals — and males are so inferior they'll never be used for sex again.
the threesome to not even a onesome for quite a while – is genius!
thank you
You're very kind. I'm often put to bed early, and lying there with mittens and a hood, cock safely locked away, there's little to do but think up this sort of nonsense.