What was his offence? Oh – reading porny blogs on the Internet, I think. Eighteen months with hard labour – he got off quite lightly, wouldn’t you say? |
Mmmm. A new experience!. |
Just like a mother to remind you of those embarassingtimes over her knee, eh? Last Friday, for example, just before the wedding. That was a bad one. |
Freedom is slavery. |
Well… at least you’re talking. That’s good, right? |