Looks like only one person in this relationship is making any effort. That’s not a formula for long-term happiness. |
She’s a perfectionist. I hope you are, too. |
The teddy bear is only a temporary expedient while she buys you a blow-up sex doll. She’s just trying to choose between the ‘Sven’ and ‘Muscle Man’ models. |
She makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. |