Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
It’s not a ‘disorder’, thank goodness.
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| It’s a remarkable experience, actually wanting your penis to be smaller all of a sudden. |
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| Should be a lot of fun. |
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| It’s kind of her to help him like that. Spreader gags can be so impersonal. |
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| My pleasure. |
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| Cometh the hour cometh the thithy |
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| He’s made a lifetime commitment. |
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| My SO always says a bit of bruising on a man’s face can be quite attractive, anyway. |
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| Actually, the market is a bit limited as sissy husbands tend not to have much time for reading, or a lot of pocket money. |
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| It’s all a bit academic (if you’ll pardon the pun), actually, because the school moved four years ago and there isn’t actually a Staircase B any more. Still, that’s no excuse for not memorising the rule properly, is it, boy? |
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| I think the correct response is “Mmmmphh!” |
… and I just want to check none of you would be terribly offended by that?*
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| I think he might have forgotten, actually. Hope they’re not too upset. |
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| I’d like to hear the good news, very, very slowly? |
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| As submissive as she wants, in practice. |
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| I don’t know what I was thinking… |
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| Men have too much stuff. Most men do, anyway. I have an iron and a mop I’m very proud of… otherwise pretty minimalist. |
* Warning: American or other readers familiar with Peter Capaldi only as the twelth doctor might find themselves disturbed by this. Possibly even ‘extremely miffed’.
Sex and violence, sex and violence
goes together like a gag and silence…
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| Fortunately for us, we can only see her front in this picture, so obviously there’s no inappropriate leering from our side. |
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| She’s got a funny story about how he actually proposed – just wait. |
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| Bondage and arachnophobia… quite a stimulating combination, I think. |
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| The lovely Idda Van Munster who will be featured here again, believe me. |
…and just to annoy Declan again:
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| Can I stake a claim for the first use of the word ‘contemporaneous’ in a femdom porn blog, please? * |
* Don’t worry – we’re back to normal service after Friday’s maledom special and we are no longer expecting male dominant readers. So it’s OK to use big complicated words and subtle(ish) humour. Yay!
Yes, it’s another link to a music video with only the most spurious and tangential connection – if any – to the theme of this blog.
That theme being, obviously, this:
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| He even scratched in the corner his tally of how many there are. But you could wipe that off if you don’t want spoilers. |
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| He’s going to have ever such a clean mouth. And a very respectful attitude too. |
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| Hmmm. Looks like you’re gettig that date rape after all! |
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| Oh, it doesn’t matter. Mouth and anus – they’re just two ends of the same tube. As my SO likes to point out: shit comes out of both and ocasionally needs to be shoved into both too, so why worry? |
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| Awww. Sweet. |
…in all sorts of unexpected ways. But today is the day for celebrating love, harking all the way back to St Valentine himself who found love while incarcerated behind the bars of a prison cell, before being tortured to death. He remains an inspiration to us all.
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| You can’t run away from love. |
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| She’s working hard for this marriage. Maxim and Sven are probably going to be giving it their all too. So what about you? |
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| Just once. |
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| Love can also express itself through pain, terror, panic – especially when instruments of torture are involved. It’s just part of how it feels, when it’s real, you know? |
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| I had a friend who wanted to give his SO the ultimate gift, and secretly commissioned a designer leather firm to sort it out. Sadly, there was a mix-up and he ended up as about a fifth of a matching armchair and sofa set that was sold to some billionaire in Qatar with more money than taste. But she would have been quite touched by the gesture, had she ever known about it. |
…and isn’t that great? Warning: safe for work video after the link.
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| But what if he never gets to like it? Hmm. Not sure she’s thought this one through. |
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| Don’t even ask what the chicken mask is for. A magician never gives up her secrets. |
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| Well, he wasn’t treated exactly like that, obviously. Dommes tend to keep their places heated quite well, for one thing, in my experience. |
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| It’s actually much harder playing ‘guess the object that’s been shoved up the slave’s anus’ in a single-domme session. Because then you have to do the guessing and ‘hmmm… it’s definitely something that really hurts’ doesn’t narrow it down much. |
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| Perhaps he should discuss it with his wife. Or perhaps she should, directly. |
Another themed post! Mainly so that I can deliver the excruciatingly weak pun in the title. But nonetheless… brides, we gottem. Or, more accurately, they gottus.
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| Well, it’s not a very traditional service, that’s all I can say. Shouldn’t the lady giving you away be the one to lead you out on the leash? |
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| You’re a special little snowflake. And she’s the sun. |
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| Honestly – now you’ve ruined the honeymoon surprise. Well… one of them. |
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| You’re not going to be kissing the bride at the end of the ceremony either. |
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| What is it with dominant women and grammar? Precision in language is important, sure, but its not the only thing that matters is it? |
…but of course they all are, are they not?
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| Ah well. Back to real life. |
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| I once asked a domme for a session where I’d be treated with total contempt and indifference. I paid her the session fee in advance and then I never heard back from her – then when I tried to get in touch I found my emails and my phone number were blocked. Best session ever. |
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| Don’t worry about the spanking marks. She won’t be embarassed. |
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| I’ve heard in some restaurants, the staff spit in your food if you’re rude. I was in a cafe the other day where the waitress was really beautiful, so I was tempted to insult her just on the offchance, you know, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Just too sub, I guess. |
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| Many men come too early. January, February – that kind of thing But with the right amount of control (preferably made of steel) you should find you can hold back almost indefinitely. |
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| Actually: confession time. I, servitor, am not actually into femdom at all. It’s all a cruel punishment perpetrated upon me by an evil woman who forces me to spend hours each week scouring the internet for pictures of ladies in leather boots, or holding canes – which don’t excite me at all! – and write silly captions on them. Oh, the torment. |
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| Well, these things matter, y’know? Sure, Kurt’s main priority right now is to spend the night fucking your wife like a piledriver. But in the morning, he’s going to want a nice fresh pair of briefs to pull over his aching cock, amiright? |
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| My SO, a few of her friends and I played this game with a tattoo pen once. Goodness, we laughed! Some of us. |
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| Would it be to make a banana smoothie? |
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| Cultural norms can vary a lot, even within the same country. At the office where I work, for example, I’m allowed on the furniture and to drink water without asking permission. |
