humiliation – Page 26 – Contemplating the divine

Cause you’re my lady, I’m your fool

I occasionally have difficulty getting through passport control, admittedly. But I always have a permit to travel signed by a responsible female, so it’s OK.

The lovely Goddess Lexi on the right there. And… another lovely goddess on the left I’m sure one of you will tell me who that is, won’t you?

She’s so professional, it hurts. It hurts a lot.

Because reasons? No? OK – I’ll get back to work.

And this goddess is Mistress Arella. I knew that without even looking at the label, there. Czech, you know. I wonder if it’s something in that country’s history…. invaded by Germans, Russians… and I’ve heard the frost is cru-el.

She must have another cummyshoe for goodness sake. They sell them in pairs. Why does it always have to be this one?

I personally think that a boy can do almost any job a woman can do. Just not as well and only under strict female supervision.

At Her Majesty’s displeasure

And she’s actually having a lot more heterosexual sex than before the change, so it’s all going rather well.

The wonderful Mistress Eleise, of course. Do you need the link? I’m sure you’ve visited her site already, no?

Oh no, not Oliver. I just don’t think we have anything in common, you know?

Hmmm… Maybe if she worked in metric?

Oh well. On with the marital bliss, I suppose.

I’m usually in the corner at parties, myself.

Sex and violence…

Sex and violence, sex and violence
goes together like a gag and silence…

Fortunately for us, we can only see her front in this picture, so obviously there’s no inappropriate leering from our side.

She’s got a funny story about how he actually proposed – just wait.

Bondage and arachnophobia… quite a stimulating combination, I think.

The lovely Idda Van Munster who will be featured here again, believe me.

…and just to annoy Declan again:


Can I stake a claim for the first use of the word ‘contemporaneous’ in a femdom porn blog, please? *

* Don’t worry – we’re back to normal service after Friday’s maledom special and we are no longer expecting male dominant readers. So it’s OK to use big complicated words and subtle(ish) humour. Yay!

Pitiful, really

…but it’s all I’ve got.

I once dated a girl who said she wanted me to be a stallion in the bedroom. So I got all kitted up, you know in reins and harness, and when she came into the room I handed her spurs and the riding whip and she just screamed, slapped me round the face and left. How humiliating. Happy days…

Former boyfriends… bane of my life.

The first time a domme gave me a golden shower and ordered me to lick it up, She asked me what the taste was like. I replied ‘tart’ and things got very painful, very quickly. (Non-British readers won’t get that: don’t worry about it, move on).

I took a personality test once and scored a perfect zero.

She’s lying because she knows I like the contempt. Really, she has to keep swigging at that bottle to take her mind off the hot action in front of her. Otherwise she’d be overpowered with lust, at the sight of an overweight middle-aged sub, desperately jerking away on the floor by her boots. Women just can’t resist that kind of thing.

Sometimes you need a little help

Hi there! Amdigames
in-game help, Sara here! What can I help
you with?

Er… no, sir, I guess all our male helpers are busy with
other callers. And also, that’s just a
little sexist. I am entirely familiar with all our –

Sure, OK. No
problem. So: what game have you been
playing?

Virtual Girlfriend 3.0?
Oh-kay! Let me just load that up
for you. And are you playing the
parentally blocked version, or the adult edition? Oh-kay.

So… menu screen… full adult.
Do you have kind of sex toys plugged in or are you just using…

Your hand? What do
you mean, you’re using your – oh I see. No, I actually meant what game controller are you
using. I’ll just put mouse and keyboard.

OK, and can you tell me which virtual girl you chose? Oooh, Suki! OK.

So what’s the problem?

She won’t what, sorry? ‘Put out’?

Oh, I see. OK, hold
on. What level are you on? Cos like for
the first few levels, you’re just wooing them and it’s only on level three that
they –

Level six? OK,
that’s weird. She should be putting out everything she’s got by then, no question. And did she, er…, ‘put out’
on the earlier levels? No?

OK. Let’s see. I’ll just run through a quick script to shortcut through to … OK, so I’m on
level six, and I’ve poured her a drink and Suki says… what does Suki say, hang on…

Suki says she wants to run her hot
tongue up and down my throbbing love piston.
She also says her pussy is soaking with carnal desire.

You got the same dialogue? No? What does she say on yours?

She’s ‘got a headache’?
Hmm… That’s really not supposed to happen. Is your avatar still wearing
clothes? OK, try dropping your
pants. Let her see your, erm… ‘throbbing
love piston’.

She’s what? She’s laughing? What kind of laughing? Laughing funny, or laughing hysterically, or laughing like – I dunno. How’s she laughing?

She’s ‘laughing like the girls always laugh’? OK. You know, sir, I’m not sure what you mean by that. But I think it sounds like Suki
might be a little glitched there. Maybe
we could try a different girl? Can you
go back to the menu page?

Yeah, just choose any of them. You should see 24.

Only three? OK, well, just choose one of them, I guess.

Amber? OK, sure. So, you click on Amber and you should see her
phone number. And then you’re gonna call
her, and Amber’s gonna get all hot just at the sound of your voice and then –

She hung up on you?

OK, well you can still visit her apartment. You know – you can get these stealth skills,
so you can sneak into girls’ apartments and hide in their closets as long as
your stealth skill is at level 3 or above, so –

– your stealth skill
is at level 19? Wow. I didn’t know it went up that high. You must really like sneaking around in
girls’ erm… anyway! That’s great. So –
let’s break into Amber’s apartment and see if we can surprise her undressing or
something. (euw)

You in? OK? So what’s
Amber doing?

What do you mean, she’s not there? She has to be there. She’s just a few lines of code in a game, she
doesn’t get to decide to go out and do something else…

Nowhere to be seen? Are you sure?

OK, well look sir, I’m really sorry. I don’t know what the heck has gone wrong
with your game, but we can send you a voucher that you can use to purchase any
of our – what?

She left a pair of stinky trainers and her bin is full of
used tampons? OK, well like I said sir, I’m really sorry that this has happened
and –

Fine? What do you mean, it’s fine?

Sir?

Sir I’m still online here and I can hear you. If you wouldn’t mind putting the phone down
before you… before you finish what you’re doing I’d appreciate it. Only we’re not allowed to terminate the call
ourselves you see, and –

Oh gross. Oh I so hate my job.

Hhhhhhmmm.

Sir?

Oh, hi? So… Sara
still here… Amdigames? Can I take it
you’re now OK with your game?

Great. And… ermm… I
have to ask, were you satisfied with the way this call went?

‘Entirely satisfied’.
Yeah, I kind of guessed that. OK,
well, I’ll say goodbye then and … go off and have a shower or something.

Wait! I did not say
that! You are NOT to think about me
having a shower, because –

Damn, you’ve gone.

EUUUGGHHH! That was so…. Oh, YUK!

Hey Tony, can I take a five minute break? I need to wash. Like, really thoroughly. Then I’d like to go back to the MMO section,
if I can? I miss the days of telling
nerds they need more strength to lift their orc-cleavers.

Servility costs nothing

(although finding someone to whom to be servile can run to several hundred pounds an hour, in my experience)

This is something many men still have to learn. Just because a woman chooses to wear something sexy, you can’t assume she’s doing so for your pleasure.

Any fundamentalist religious types who don’t believe in female supremacy might care to meditate on why the Divine Being provided males with testicles in such a handy container, and then wired them stright into the pain centres. Don’t you think She’s given us a bit of a clue, there?

Mis-statement I’d like to forget?

One day he’s going to have to give up the thing that matters most to him. Her.

Yeah, the usual order.

Suitable treatment

Ah… the second childhood. I’m looking forward to that.

(sorry)

Therapy can be painful.

Quite a therapeutic theme today. Using boys for anger management makes a lot of sense: it can work off a lot of tension and no one who matters gets hurt.

Little does she know I’m a humiliation freak as well as a service-oriented submissive, so being despised is just all part of the fun!

Hmmm… just noticed that my favourite Tumblr cuandolasmujeresmanden has just disappeared. Damn! I know there’s about a billion femdom image reposting Tumblrs but cuando somehow just managed precisely to match my own perverted tastes . And only posted high quality pictures too. First ‘Femdom Times’ goes into hibernation for ever and now this. Does Tumblr close down ‘adult’ blogs? I must say, I can’t quite see the point, given that there’d still be 999,999,999 of them left.

Grrrr…. If anyone has a particular recommendation feel free to share it in the comments. No blogs with nekkid women, granny porn or really icky things being done to men’s genitals and shown in close-up please. Just good healthy bondage and discipline. And humiliation, contempt and cruelty.

Repressed sexuality

It’s the best kind, as long as the right person is doing the repressing

I can’t remember – but it was ‘maggot’ very soon after, that’s for sure.

The magnificent Gigi Allens, of course. She’s been featured here before.

I’ve been working through feelings of self-loathing with my therapist. She says I’m getting quite good at them… but I know I could do a lot better if only I weren’t so lazy.

Cute, isn’t she? And the girl’s nice too. Ba-boom!

Oh well. No harm done. And probably quite a lot of good, really.

Everyone’s different. Some of us are more diferent than others, though.

A sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.

Sometimes I link to 80s British music at the start of these posts, and it’s only just struck me that never once so far have I featured the greatest band to come out of the UK in the last – oh, fifty years at least. So here’s something from the Tap. Oh – and the content? Just for once, it is actually related to the general theme of this blog.

OK, so her kink is not your kink. But would it kill you to do something that turns her on for a change?

Democracy’s wonderful, as long as not too many men vote. This set-up looks OK.

She’ll want to be tight up there for the bridge shot. But stick around, as she’ll probably change down to something a bit looser to finish the break.

Hmm. You’ll appreciate that as a sub male I don’t at all approve of threats or allusions of CP towards women? But what I approve or otherwise is unimportant.

I’ve heard he’s been in some space movies too. But the only space movie I’ve ever enjoyed was Interstellar, so I wouldn’t know about that.

Out with the old…

… in with the younger, sexier and less fucking annoying – as my SO likes to say.

This year She’s decided that my new year’s resolutions will remain Her own secret. Pretty exciting! She’s going to make a little note every time I break one of my resolutions, then deal with it all at the end of the year. That way I can’t sneakily avoid puishment by complying, She says. So that should be fun! Apparently, I’ve broken two of them already.

Anyway, with a slightly nervous twitch in case posting captioned images is one of the things I’ve resolved to cut out, here are the first captioned images of 2017! Just like all the previous ones, huh?

I think you should stand up for yourself. Who does Katie think she is, anyway? Go on – man up.

Male class can be quite uncomfortable, but it’s a lot better than it was in the early days of commercial aviation. You’re inside, for a start and that makes quite a difference.

You see? Now male class in the passenger section is a lot better than going airfreight as livestock, and – What’s that? Oh. Well, it’s even better than going as cargo on a container ship too, I expect. Bon voyage.

He’s probably fine. Men’s brains can go for long periods without oxygen without loss of any useful functions anyway.

Most wedding venues keep a spanking chair somewhere around – just ask the organisers.