in-game help, Sara here! What can I help
other callers. And also, that’s just a
little sexist. I am entirely familiar with all our –
problem. So: what game have you been
Oh-kay! Let me just load that up
for you. And are you playing the
parentally blocked version, or the adult edition? Oh-kay.
Do you have kind of sex toys plugged in or are you just using…
you mean, you’re using your – oh I see. No, I actually meant what game controller are you
using. I’ll just put mouse and keyboard.
on. What level are you on? Cos like for
the first few levels, you’re just wooing them and it’s only on level three that
that’s weird. She should be putting out everything she’s got by then, no question. And did she, er…, ‘put out’
on the earlier levels? No?
level six, and I’ve poured her a drink and Suki says… what does Suki say, hang on…
tongue up and down my throbbing love piston.
She also says her pussy is soaking with carnal desire.
Hmm… That’s really not supposed to happen. Is your avatar still wearing
clothes? OK, try dropping your
pants. Let her see your, erm… ‘throbbing
might be a little glitched there. Maybe
we could try a different girl? Can you
go back to the menu page?
phone number. And then you’re gonna call
her, and Amber’s gonna get all hot just at the sound of your voice and then –
so you can sneak into girls’ apartments and hide in their closets as long as
your stealth skill is at level 3 or above, so –
is at level 19? Wow. I didn’t know it went up that high. You must really like sneaking around in
girls’ erm… anyway! That’s great. So –
let’s break into Amber’s apartment and see if we can surprise her undressing or
doesn’t get to decide to go out and do something else…
with your game, but we can send you a voucher that you can use to purchase any
of our – what?
used tampons? OK, well like I said sir, I’m really sorry that this has happened
before you… before you finish what you’re doing I’d appreciate it. Only we’re not allowed to terminate the call
ourselves you see, and –
still here… Amdigames? Can I take it
you’re now OK with your game?
have to ask, were you satisfied with the way this call went?
Yeah, I kind of guessed that. OK,
well, I’ll say goodbye then and … go off and have a shower or something.
that! You are NOT to think about me
having a shower, because –
if I can? I miss the days of telling
nerds they need more strength to lift their orc-cleavers.