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Learning to disrespect myself for who I am

I went on a course at work this week that included a module on building self-esteem. Fortunately I’ll be visiting my Significant Other soon, and she can usually put it right back to where it should be. And it gave me an idea for one of the captions below.

On with the captioned images (of female domination)!

I think she’s due a pay rise.

How did you get on? Did you? So did I. Never mind – maybe next time.

You don’t have an inferiority complex, you see – you actually are inferior.

Never mind. These things happen.

The worst of it is that she’s a multi-millionaire film star. It’s not as if she needs the money.

Learning to crawl

Chrissie Hynde. What more could there be to say on a blog about female domination? Chrissie Hynde.

Anyway, that was Chrissie Hynde. Here are the captioned images of female domination.

Actually, it’s only by making mistakes that we learn. Well: by making mistakes and being whipped for it, I mean.

Don’t worry – you’ll have plenty of time.

He was hoping for a new ironing board but managed to hide his disappointment.

What a lot of text. Click and zoom, click and zoom. Y’know, I’ve always thought those ‘guardress’ uniforms are just so…so…excuse me, I really must click and zoom.

It must be such a relief not to have to cope with all that begging for mercy, not to mention the hysterical screams.

Pleading for mercy

…and other forms of foreplay.

Still, tomorrow she could play double or quits.

How bad can it be?

Still, it’s good to have a trade in these uncertain times.

Little yappy thing – you know? Jumps up high.

That’s a relief.

Sweet cruelty

Shackles - the making of many a femdom marriage

They laughed when I was said I was going to start a femdom blog devoted to humorous captions and stories. They’re not laughing now…*

They offer a choice of general anaesthetic, local anaesthetic or straps plus a gag. Most patients prefer some sort of anaesthetic. But it’s not the patients who make the choice.

OWK smoking dominatrices starve slaves to death shock horror!

Of course, they give them drinks of water from time to time. Otherwise they’d just die of thirst within a day or two. Like the first batch.

Ooooo.

* Copyright Bob Monkhouse, approx. 1875.

Sub culture

Yet more captioned images of female domination? Goodness, don’t you people have anything better to do? Don’t I?

Well… no.

Well, you might not enjoy it but you can surely take joy in her pleasure can’t you? Don’t be so selfish.

It’s a necessary procedure. Everyone who goes in for an ingoing toenail operation needs to go through it.

Being a domme means never having to say you're sorry.

It’s a fallacy to think that dommes don’t care. As a matter of fact, they’re really quite annoyed about this.

Oh my.

Sincerely hers

Goodness, it’s ages since I wrote a story. I feel greatly refreshed.

Anyway, back to the captioned images of female domination.

The frantic begging for mercy can get a bit tiresome too. Why can’t they just shut up and let her get on with it?

See how he’s allowed to use his hands and that little brush? I think she’s too soft on him.

Actually, a lie-in would have been nice. Never mind. Maybe next year.

I don’t know where she finds them. Looking at her, I suspect the answer might be “everywhere”.

You need to build trust here. Try offering her something, something you value greatly.

Sometimes sorry is the easiest word to say

A really heartfelt “sorry”, gasped through the tears, that is. Sometimes that will melt the harshest heart, and bring forgiveness, won’t it? And sometimes not.

More captioned images of female domination follow, obviously.

*”Trunk” for American viewers. But I think you’ll agree that “boot” is a much sexier word than “trunk”. Unless you have a fetish for elephants… Pervert. We don’t want your kind here on this site.

What went up must also go down.

They’re surprisingly economical to keep, too.

But I want to be clear – you can ask her to stop if it’s getting too much, OK? Just go right ahead and ask.

You won’t have to worry about money ever again? Isn’t that great?

Unequal rites

The irony is that so far she hasn’t actually managed to remove the one that’s been aching lately.

It’s actually very unprofessional of her, because he requested no marks.

Maybe when it’s all finished she’ll let you have one. Or maybe she’ll just leave you there for the night, like last time. Marriage. It’s an adventure.

Sounds like a perfect match. I should warn you, though, she does like it a bit kinky in bed. And out of bed.

Anne has people to do the torturing for her

Always pushing the boundaries. That’s star quality, that is.

Obedience is bliss

Don’t you just feel guilty the moment you see that look, even if you don’t know what you’ve done wrong?

They’re going to be away for Christmas too, so that’s another thing to look forward to.

The stats counter tells me that most of you are American, and only a small minority are British. And you won’t get the reference. Never mind – just enjoy the picture.

She’s feeling generous today!

Sweetly mean

And don’t be afraid to tell her if it’s hurting, OK? She likes to know.

And when she’s finished, she’ll turn her attention back to you. Lucky boy.

Ah…cute Mr Snuffles. She had his balls cut off, she feeds him dogfood and keeps him on a leash when she goes out. You know – that’s your future, right there.

It actually is fantasitc, yet true. Probably be a big disappointment when it comes out, but I can dream…