





Note to non-British readers. ‘Slaphead’ is a word for a bald person that is normally considered derogatory and insulting. However, since almost all bald people are male, there is no reason not to use it freely.
Note to non-British readers: Goddess.
That was my SO’s advice to me, soon after we married. As with all her advice, following it has made my life a lot easier.
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And if at first she doesn’t succeed, no harm in trying again. |
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Awkward. |
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Thank goodness someone’s there to keep up standards. |
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Don’t worry – she’ll be keeping an eye on the situation, via the livestream. She’ll step in if she decides it’s all too much. |
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Hmmm… nothing springs to mind. Still, as long as the two of you are talking about it, that’s a good start. |
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There’s also a scheme now to get paid to feed power back into the grid, which might explain why so many dommes these days have started offering treadmill sessions. |
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All kinds of feelings can be communicated through dance: humiliation, shame, timidity… it’s a very expressive medium. |
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He won’t be able to afford to pay for any more domination sessions, poor chap, but maybe he’ll have had his fill of that sort of thing by then. |
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Fortunately it is a mistake that is easy to rectify. Easy for the person doing the actual rectifying, anyway. |
Is this femdom? Works for me. But then, like at least 80% of the male British population, I adore Olivia Coleman.
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But I’ve only got one – after that thing with Angie last week. Oh… go on then. |
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That’ll be two us without a choice in the matter, then. I wonder who does decide these things? |
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There’s nothing so relaxing as knowing you can scream and thrash hysterically in fear and pain as much as you like. Time to hand over control. |
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Power drill play… not for everyone, obviously. Just for you. |
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I don’t see why funerals have to be sad. I want my own funeral to be a joyous occasion, and when I told my SO that, She laughed and said it almost certainly would be. |
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See – and you were complaining about her fucking other men! All square now, right? |
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More fun than a trireme: you get to jog along the road in the fresh air. |