Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll get the hang of it. |
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| I once had a date with a girl who claimed never even to have heard of SPH, but she was really good at it. I guess some people are naturals. |
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| “Let the butt plug take the strain” was actually one of my few successes when I worked as an advertising copywriter. |
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| On your toes and bent over – at the same time. Welcome to the modern marriage. |
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| Radical. |
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| Any prisoner being mistreated has the right to protest about it, too. As much as he likes. |
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| Shame really… if the two of you were gay, you could save a lot of money by doing this voluntarily instead and not paying her to force you. |
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| It’s complicated. To be honest, I don’t quite understand it myself. But she assures me there is a very good reason and I don’t like to argue. |
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| I do occasionally wonder – especially when bent over and quivering in fear while being caned – what life would have been like if I’d had a different sexual fetish. Plushies for instance. That must be really easy. |
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| I’m told I have a very punchable face. I can confirm that. |
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| Obviously, anyone’s bound to feel a bit nervous before having a microchip inserted into their brains, but just ask any man who’s had it done – you’ll hear nothing but gratitude. |
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| They’re quite smart, those ‘rate my date’ sites. I tried sneakily entering a positive review about myself and I was automatically redirected to ratemywank.com. Where I built up quite a profile, actually, until my SO stopped all that nonsense. |
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| One positive thing is that he has discovered he and his father-in-law have a lot in common, so that’s nice. |
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| Mmm… edgy. Let’s hope she doesn’t get too drunk this time. |
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| Despite the general female-led tendency of this blog, I want to make clear that I think it is OK to have disagreements between husband and wife in marriage. I disagreed with my SO once, very early on in our life together, and although it was painful – very painful, actually – I think we both found it to be a learning experience that made our marriage stronger. |
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| There’s actually a funny story to how I came by that nickname. Just ask anyone. |
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| Lots of men find it hard to navigate the unwriten rules of modern office etiquette, which is why it can be so useful to receive feedback that is frank, immediate and eye-wateringly painful when the inevitable occasional slip-ups occur. |
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| Another word Auntie Kate can teach you is ‘sadist’ but that’s for another day. |
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| For the grand finale they invite members of the audience to step up and join them. |
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| Myself, I’m not too choosy about clothing – I just wear whatever happens to be locked onto me that morning, you know? |
Now it’s your turn.
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| I suppose a little light felching’s not going to harm my heterosexual credentials. |
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| Brave? I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’. Janice does, though. |
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| Safewords only work if you’re actually safe. |
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| Goths, eh? Better humour her, she’s obviously very upset. |
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| Or unless they commit serious crimes, such as making sexist jokes or publishing disrespectful captioned images of famous actresses, obviously. |
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| Do you think you could ask him to slow down for just a moment while I write the captions under the pictures? No? OK, well, I’ll do my – ouch, that was a deep one! – I’ll do my best. |
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| Sounds like someone’s having a bad day. Who’d have thought being sissy maid to a sadistic perfectionist would be so difficult? |
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| Trick question. You need a lot more and she’s waiting for you to tell her that. It’s a Mars/Venus thing, just go with it. |
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| Her sister rebelled against the whole female supremacy thing. Lives with a guy in Brighton and she lets him have his own pocket money and she even helps out occasionally with the housework. Still, each to their own. |
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| What a very sharp observation. |
Please? Please don’t say that. I’ll be good, I promise. I –
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| Its ridiculous really. If she wants a curvy cock, what does she think this is, neatly tucked away in the tube around my scrotum? Women, eh? |
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| He’ll be thanking her particularly fulsomely.* |
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| Maybe I could have sex in the fields? When the weather’s a bit warmer, obviously. |
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| I wonder what the question was… Honestly, who writes these things? Why be so obscure? |
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| And new things about bears. I’ve heard they shit in the… anyway, I’m sure you’ll have a very interesting time. |
* ‘Fulsome’ is a word often mis-used to mean ‘complete’ or ‘enthusiastic’ when in fact it means ‘excessively flattering or insincerely earnest’. I once emailed a domme I was visiting, expresing my ‘fulsome’ thanks for my treatment in our last session, to be greeted next time by a Mistress holding a dictionary and a cane.
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| Servitor’s tip: if you are going to propose to your ‘mistress’ during a ‘fem dom’ session, think about which kinky activities are most appropriate to that moment. Face-slapping is a definite yes, forced bi rather less so. |
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| Even if (as we suspect) the switching moment is not just about to occur, all true male doms understand that females are submissive really, deep down inside. Master Mark knows he just needs to wait… eventually the girls are bound to follow their natural instincts. |
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| An old caption. Unless something surprising happens between my putting this into the queue and publication. Which seems unlikely. As surprising things so often are. |
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| It’s always a shock, in mid-life, to discover you’ve actually been gay for some time without even realising it. |
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| I’d rather go bowling with Simon, actually, but what do my opinions matter? |
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| If the other maids don’t mind, why should you? |
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| Paying €200 per hour only enhances the humiliation of line-writing or corner time, I find. |
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| And don’t forget that a spit-roast is charged at anal rates at both ends. |
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| They say size doesn’t matter, but even fully lubed up I find that it does. |
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| It’s symbolic of something or other. Most things are. |
I’d forgotten this had femdommy bits – mildly suggestive only, I guess, and with that very special 80s pop video fuzziness, but I actually find that nostalgically erotic.*
Anyway, on with the 21st-century nonsense.
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| I always find a good beating really brings an apology home. And a bad beating, still more so. |
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| It would be very odd to be the sort of guy who visits a sex worker who doesn’t tell him off and treat him with contempt and disdain. A bit limiting, I’ve always thought. |
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| Might be time for that safeword, actually. Now what was it. Pretty sure it wasn’t ‘mmph’, sadly for him. |
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| She hates ironing, loves whipping. That’s why this happening. |
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| There’s a splendid phrase in British english “Face like a slapped arse”. I think that’s one problem I don’t have – I have a face like a slapped face and an arse like a slapped arse. When I’ve been lucky. |
*I once caught the first 1 minute of “The Dominatrix sleeps tonight” on a BBC 2 pop programme, when I was, I dunno, sixteen or something. Oh. My. God. Then they stopped playing it. Noooooo!!! For years afterwards, every time I watched a music programme, or a bit of MTV when visiting somewhere (we didn’t have it), there was a little glow of hope I might see it again, or see more of it. Never did until the Internet came along and then I was more jaded, of course.
