Something new for the blog – a collection of themed, uncaptioned pictures. But all really making exactly the same point, a simple answer to a simple question:
“Because life’s not fair – that’s why!”
…if you spot any of those, do let me know, won’t you?
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| No taxation without, err…. |
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| Sounds exciting. |
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| I always find the washing instructions on clothes hard to understand. So did he, apparently. |
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| It wouldn’t really be asking permission if she didn’t say no, now and then, would it? |
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| It rarely is, actually. In fact, I don’t know about you but I’ve always found the standard travel phrasebooks to be pretty useless in session. I’m thinking of writing in to complain. |
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| nnnn nnnNNN NNNGGG! nngg nnnng! |
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| Oh well. It’ll be agony this time, around, but…it’s not as if you masturbate often. Is it? |
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| Oddly, I understand this is one exception to the rule ‘everything tastes like chicken’. It just doesn’t. |
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| Good thing you’re into humiliation. You’ll be getting lots of that. |
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| Actually, it’ll be quite a bit cheaper than having it done back in a properly equipped facility in the First World. More holiday spending money – can’t object to that! |
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| Best to pretend you didn’t overhear anything. Just act normal…relaxed. |
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| I think he’s learning to be less of a dickhead. But it’s a slow process. |
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| It’s so rare to meet a woman who really understands… |
| And then you never need worry about getting lost, ever again. No matter where you are, she can always track you down. |
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| Oh, women can be so silly. Does she really think he’ll have changed his mind, just because his wrists are shackled to that bar? I think someone’s going to be rather disappointed here! |
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| I don’t see why. Sounds like a great deal to me. |
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| That’s thoughtful. One of my former Significant Others was always very keen on symmetrical patterns of welts. She’d take quite a long time adding a bit here, a bit there until it was right. |
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| Good. It’s about time those pampered slaves at OWK learned the meaning of hard work and discipline. |
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| Yeah. Women can be sensitive about these things. Aren’t the little heel-marks cute, by the way? |
I’m feeling them more and more often.
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| Best not to rush into these discussions. Give everyone a chance to calm down, to reflect on what was said and maybe even come to regret it? |
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| With dignity. Always with dignity. |
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| Glad we cleared that up. I hate ambiguity. Fortunately, so does she. |
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| He’ll apologise, too. |
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| Don’t know. Don’t care. |
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| Puppywup gonna dieee-wie. |
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| Things always seem so simple after a birching, don’t you agree? Hmm? Yes – thought you would. |
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| I expect the screaming will become rather irritating after a while. Still, they could always turn the TV up. |
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| Of course, this blog is strongly opposed to real bullying. Just keep it for play, in session, that’s what I say. Not that She ever listens, when I do. |
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| It’s odd the things women find sexy, isn’t it? For some it’s chunky jumpers, for others it’s brutal, relentless torture. Mars, Venus, whatever – you know? |
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| That sounds fair. I’m certainly not going to argue. |
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| She deserves a night off, I reckon. She can always pick it up wherever she left off, tomorrow morning. |
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| Now if it gets too much for you, just cry out at any time, OK? She likes that. |
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| Now that’s the kind of expression I usually have, when I’m in session. Sort of “oh shit”. |
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| Well, I think she shouldn’t have. It’s ridiculous. I mean, the elevator guy only has to press a button. |
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| Oh – and it does count, even if your fingers are crossed. So don’t think you’re getting away that easily, boy number 3. |
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| Yes. Yes it will. |