femdom – Page 161 – Contemplating the divine

Beaten. Into submission.

You know, the pageview stats tell me that I should have the phrase “femdom captions” in the title of every post. Maybe next time. Femdom captions. Say it loud and say it… frequently.

Well, someone has to sort it out.

First day in the OWK… always a bit difficult.

Whats a penectomy here or there between friends

It’s really none of his business, so I think he should just try to sneak quietly off and get on with his chores.

Lick my shoes you worm...and other femdom tropes

Not yours, obviously.

The worst thing is, she doesn’t actually have any gold stars. She just has to remember. And you know what her memory’s like…

Tread harshly for you tread upon my dreams

Domme with a floppy toy... thats it really

I have absolutely nothing to say about this one.

I think you could be in with a chance here, you know. Try pitiful begging.

I expect you’ve both said things you’re going to regret (joke copyright Portal 2)

Actually, I think it could be quite nice with some chairs, a bookshelf or two, a few lights mounted on the walls… Shame there aren’t going to be any.

Time to just relax and be herself.

Kept

I’d like to be.

“Keep”:

to have or retain possession of
to remain or cause to remain in a specified state or condition
to look after or maintain for use, pleasure, etc.
to provide for the upkeep or livelihood of
to support financially, esp in return for sexual favours
to confine or detain or be confined or detained

All of those, please. All of those.

Maybe later you can sneak out, remember the sight of her putting that lipstick on, and howl at the moon.

Such a lot of fuss…

Well, it’s not as if you didn’t have a last orgasm. I mean, one of them has to be. It must have been on your birthday, surely? Oh no, she gave you a tie this year, didn’t she? Well, anyway.

Or, as on this occasion, just decided to leave and make a new life for herself. I expect Ralph will cope OK on his own. He’ll probably forget all about her after a day or two. Dehydration does that.

Woof. Woof woof woof.

Abuseful

It’s what I aspire to be. But I expect I’ll always remain completely abuseless. So it goes.

Actually, it’s quite common for female orgasms to be accompanied by loud screams. That’s what I always find when She leaves my gag off, anyway.

Ah…Madame Sarka. Bestrides the world of femdom like…herself. Doubles the traffic to my site when she’s featured here. Welcome, welcome.

It’s what electricity was invented for.

Schoolgirl sadism - there's a lot of it about

After all, it’s nearly time for end of term reports. The maths teacher got a particularly poor grade last time, so he’ll certainly be keen to have improved.

You won’t forget her, either.

Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in a – oh, hang on, never mind.

All rather domestic this time. Lovers of evil dominatrices in black leather…goodness I enjoyed typing that, let’s go again… evil dominatrices in black leather, look elsewhere. The very next post, frinstance.

Look on the positive side of things. You and her mother have never got on – let’s face it, she hates you. This might be the time when you really get things sorted out.

Just as long as it’s not Nadine. Oh please don’t let it be Nadine…

Ah…recently married couples. So sweet.

You’ve got hers, so why would you want your own?

It’s a good point, and one she’s made before. At the wedding reception, for a start.

The thwack of willow on leather

Ah yes, now there’s a sound to cntemplate. The summer is finally approaching. Time to travel to the UK, for some of those traditional English village pasttimes. I mean cricket, of course. In the meantime, here are some captioned images of female domination. Again.

It’s amazing how many cookies they sell though. This man bought more than 10,000 boxes last year.

Doesn’t she look sweet and fun-loving? Half right.

Getting quite crowded down there.

She’s very reasonable, don’t you think?

It’s best not to get all hung up on definitions. Man. Slave. Sissy. Doorstop. None of them are really the real you, so why not just be all of them as yourself?

Tout abus sera puni

…it says, in posters all over the Paris metro. And quite right too.

Oh…I love this photoshoot.

Just to make absolutely sure, though, she’d like you to watch her fucking your wife, if that’s OK? Lovely.

It’s her preferred management technique, so please don’t make a fuss.

Loving female authority…with a cattle prod just in case the love doesn’t do it.

Dream session. Heels clicking on floorboards…yum.

May I take your orders, Ma’am?

More femdom captions. Oh yes. The phrase that seems to fascinate Mr Google, because most of my page views go there. So I’ll say it again. More femdom captions.

Oh yes please, Madame Sarka…

Of course he knows she loves him really. But then she also loves her cat.

Arrgghhooo anglappphy snnnghhh.

Actually, my first girlfriend was kind enough to tell me that the size of my penis was a matter of complete indifference to her. Wasn’t that nice?

Good luck.

Screaming with laughter

It’s such a great combination – don’t you think?

On with the captioned femdom pictures.

Princee Kali, of course. I love the look of sweet innocence combined with cruelty. Screaming with laughter, to be sure.

Isn’t she beautiful? Ahhhh.

Femdom caption brainclamp and thats three words you dont see together every day

Many wives refuse to have their husbands brain-clamped. And it’s true, it does cut down on the opportunities for punishment. But I say there doesn’t always have to be a reason.

I understand the Czech Republic has offered to send some advisors to help the USA out with its partisan political gridlock. I don’t know what they have in mind…but it might be worth trying, right?

Isn’t it nice to see a couple discussing it like this? How hard and how often she beats you… well, that’s something you should have a say in before she decides.

Just a few captions I tossed off this morning

Sorry, I think there might have been some punctuation missing there.

Contempt. Indifference. Marriage.

I expect you’ll be able to work out why. After all, you’ll have plenty of time to think.

That’s a little unfair. Let’s not forget production of a few dribbles of something that looks like snot and tastes horrible. Ah, ’tis a magical thing the male orgasm. If I remember rightly, anyway.

Femdom caption now with added search terms

I like the way she tries to motivate you not to let him bite off your cock or testicles by telling you she’ll be cross if he does.

It’s just a lot quicker that way. You’re graded on a scale of F to F-, by the way. Best of luck.