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| Actually, in most conversations it’s good to have a hairbrush handy. Just in case. |
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| Quite right. What’s the worst that can happen? |
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| Actually, all her dungeon equipment is. |
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| Philosophy. It’s a girl thing. |
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| Again. |
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| Actually, in most conversations it’s good to have a hairbrush handy. Just in case. |
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| Quite right. What’s the worst that can happen? |
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| Actually, all her dungeon equipment is. |
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| Philosophy. It’s a girl thing. |
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| Again. |
A lot of people live secret lives, hiding their true selves away, fearful of mocking and misunderstandings. I’ve certainly done that for decades – decades too long, I would say. Well, I’ve made a momentous decision for the new year. I’m going to speak in public about what I truly feel in private. I’m going to – not ‘admit’ because that implies wrongdoing – but celebrate my sexuality. I’m going to share this first with you – the loyal readers of this blog.
Out loud and out proud.
Here we go…
(deep breath)
I, Servitor, have a sexual fetish. I get sexually aroused by thoughts of sexually dominant women, controlling, punishing and humiliating me. I am, in short, a sexual ‘submissive’.
There. That feels so much better! No doubt I’ll lose many readers of this blog, shocked at the nature of these revelations – but it’s their loss and not mine. I’d like to thank those readers broadminded enough to keep on reading. You know my secret now – and that’s a sacred trust. I know I can rely on you, even though I have not the slightest idea who any of you are.
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| Actually, I thought for a moment they were the punishment gloves. Or the other punishment gloves. |
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| It does seem rather odd that I (for example) am not allowed on the furniture but I do still get to choose the Government. |
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| Puppy play! In my youth I liked puppy play. Sadly, now it’s ‘tired old dog being dragged around slowly on aching knees under threat of a whipping’ play. |
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| Oh. I think I have a lot of bad habits that I might need some help with, you know. |
True on so many levels.
I hope you had a good Christmas. I don’t know whether I did or not, as I wrote this post and ‘scheduled’ it weeks in advance.
In any case, the real Servitor was long ago laid off and the caption-writing outsourced to Bangladesh, where teams of underpaid workers assemble femdom-themed attempts at erotica and wit using cast-offs from other, more interesting, sites. Sad, but true – like everything else on this blog.
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| Don’t worry if you can’t fill it. Just ask one of the other men standing alongside you. I’m sure they won’t mind. |
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| Boyfriends! The curse of the sissy sub’s life. Still, I suppose someone has to play the football. |
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| It’s good that she’s not letting these petty irritations affect her work. No messing about, just getting on with it. That’s the way. |
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| Ah, the majesty of the legal system. |
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| “Servitor” is nice, I’ve often thought. |
The title of course, yet another attempt to gain a veneer of artistic respectability by quoting someone with talent, in this case The Smiths.
The song speaks to me, though, and especially this line:
I didn’t realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry
No poetry today, you’ll be pleased to hear. Onward, with feeling:
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| I’m not sure what this caption is on about, to be honest. All lesbian couples look like this, don’t they? It must be true – the Internet sez so. |
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| Keeps you fit. Very good for your health. Until she reaches five, anyway. |
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| One day I’ll meet someone who appreciates me just for what I am – a pathetic, desperate and unattractive loser who’ll willingly hand over cash for a brief moment of pretence that I am otherwise. |
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| The lovely Princess Kali, being lovely as ever. |
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| Just another attempt to make some positive use of the flood of male-dom pictures swirling around and polluting our beloved Internet. |
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| I think she should allow them more food, don’t you? |
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| Math is hard. So’s she. |
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| She likes the way all those clamps jingle together when you sway. |
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| Anyway, you’re still young. Plenty of time to have that orgasm. |
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| She’ll probably just choose ‘both’ again – same as usual. Women – never can make their minds up, can they? Bless ’em. |
…it’s her favourite sort.
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| I think she’d better watch out. He could turn – just like that. |
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| And then of course there’s the pie still to eat. Actually, it really wasn’t that great. But you don’t want to tell her that. |
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| Seems fair. And if it doesn’t seem fair to you, I really wouldn’t recommend pointing that out to her. |
As I’d love to be…still, this blog talks about castration anyway. Quite a lot, actually.
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| Sometimes, they are even the same aspect of the same place. |
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| That’s a relief. It would be a bit embarassing to have had to reply “a small cupboard” to any questions about where you spent your honeymoon. And you know her rule about always telling the truth. |
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| Oh, OK. Maybe we’re not talking about castration today, after all. Maybe we’re not talking about anything. |
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| I suspect ‘we’ will. |
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| I hope so too. |
Well, yeah. I guess
you could call it ‘that’ date. The date
from hell, huh?
Oh but look, I’m kinda glad I ran into you. I mean, you must have some pretty awful
memories from that night – I mean the way you were crying when I threw you out
and stuff aaaand I just didn’t want to leave it like that without, well –
– without telling you how much blog traffic I got when I posted about it!
I mean, really.
“Impotent crybaby” just got more traffic than anything else I’ve ever
published. And when I put up another
post – you know, about how you said maybe you could get hard if only you could
sniff my trainers – well, wow! I mean,
my blog’s been like, in the top 1000 ever since.
Oh, you must have seen it.
You put up a picture of some – like – total catastrophe, like an
earthquake or something and then you write “But maybe if I can sniff your
smelly trainers, it’ll all be OK?”
Oh my god! Are you
crying again? Hold on, let me get my
phone. I have got to take a photo this time!
Hey!
That’s right. Trainers. Smelly old stinky trainers.
That’s better.
That’s right. Oh
boy. Youtube fame, here I come.
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| I think it’s rather special that she dressed up for the occasion. |
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| Maybe his Mistress will put up posters or something. Maybe not. |
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| Somehow, I think you might get to know Debbie quite well. |
Today’s post is all about human resources and employee evaluation procedures! Oh yes. Pretty exciting huh? Much better than pictures of nekkid ladies*.
In keeping with this blog’s desire to break new ground in femdom porn, I am posting a performance evaluation form from a company I’ve come across (if you’ll pardon the expression).
Anyway, it’s from a company with a very similar name and management style to FemmeFatale Films, but without the same degree of copyright infringement involved in my misusung their logo.
Let’s start with a nice picture, so it’s the divine Goddess Heather rather than my silly old forms that appear in links to the post:
…and some more pics of performance evaluation in action:
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| Hmmm… She’s reading all of your co-workers’ evaluations. Well, the ones whose opinions matter, anyway – the ladies. But you don’t have anything to worry about? Right? |
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| Now this lady looks like she’s going to be giving you a really thorough, intensive feedback session. Learning opportunities ahead! |
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| 497… 498… 499… |
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| …and now the employee is actively benefiting from a coaching session. See, all the management books say it’s best for feedback to be immediate, specific and really, really painful. |
The three Ladies who featured in this particularly silly post were, from the top, Goddess Heather, Mistress Anna Regent and Mistress Eleise de Lacy, all of whom feature on FemmeFatale Films. As do many others including my Lady, Sophia Black! It’s a wonderful site – well worth taking a look.
But I wouldn’t recommend working there.
* Astute readers of the blog ,might have noticed that it doesn’t actually feature nekkid ladies at all. I know my place.