Gentlemen-in-waiting

Dommes! Summer safety tip for beach play: if you’ve commanded a sub to remain in position, either check he’s above the high tide mark or remember to take him with you when you leave the beach. Unless you’ve brought a spare or two on holiday with you, of course.
When they are graciously permitted to take part in a conversation, males should stick to subjects they know best, like screaming and begging for forgiveness.
Castration wards are often the best-equipped in any hospital; it’s because a lot of senior administrators in the NHS these days are women, apparently. They do such important work: angels, all of them, angels.
Looks like she’s decided her domestic life needs her urgent attention and her job is just going to have to wait.
Nigel got beaten savagely for wearing the dog costume… but then Madame Christine went on to beat the speaker equally savagely because it was Tuesday. When it was actually Thursday! OWK, eh?
It’ll be a quiet night in, except for the yelping.

4 thoughts on “Gentlemen-in-waiting”

  1. It’s a great feeling that we ladies can easily castrate men, while there is no similar procedure on we ladies.

    Powerful,
    Rosita

    1. True, Rosita, but there are things men can do to ladies that aren’t easily done back to them: infuriate, repulse, irritate and nauseate to name just four. I’m, not saying it evens things up, but then I wouldn’t want things evened.

      Best wishes

      S

  2. Take Care of Your Sub This Summer

    Yet again, we are hearing stories about dommes leaving subs in locked cars for extended periods in the summer heat. That really is careless beyond belief.

    Especially if the poor fellow is in a PVC gimp suit and hood

    1. Ah, dommes can be so cruel and thoughtless. Isn’t it lovely?

      There’s an enema ban in force too, across most of the UK, I understand. It’s tough for subs when the weather’s hot, but still: come winter we’ll all be shivering on there on that patio that’s currently hot to the touch, trying not to let the icy chains touch our naked goosebumped flesh and wishing it was summer again. Men, eh?

      Best wishes

      S

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