female-led relationships – Page 25 – Contemplating the divine

The act of divine worship is the inestimable privilege of man…

… the only created being who bows in humility and adoration.

Hosea Ballou 1771 – 1852

Crazy name, sensible guy!

On with the pictures of not-nekkid leddies:

Don’t forget to say ang ooo.

On reflection, you were just going to ask if she wanted a nice cup of tea, weren’t you?

Ah the smell of burning rubber, the screams, the sounds of sirens… What’s that? Bad taste? Hey – YKINHK, right?

Hey – don’t knock it. Imagine having a girlfriend who handles mens’ genitals all day for a living. Hmmm?

But later she overdid it and found that his attention disappeared completely. Never mind. Plenty more fish in the sea.

It’s all my fault

Nothing in particular. Just generally.

Come on now. That’s got to be a hard limit. Just look her straight in the eye and tell her you won’t let her.

Actually, fear and trust can go hand in hand to make the relationship fly. Like love and contempt.

Phew. Let’s hope Miss Chalmer is in a kind mood too.

You should be grateful to her for making the effort to control every single aspect of your life.

Aaah… Isn’t that nice. It makes me think of our honeymoon. Raoul was a real pig that whole time, too.

When sorry is the hardest word to say

or at least, as hard as any other word except “NNNNggghh! NNNnngghh! NNghh nnngghh NNNGGHHHH!”

Don’t worry, it’s not like they’re going to kill you. Just inflict permanent brain damage.

She’s working to make this marriage a success – maybe you could give a little too? Y’know, occasionally hand her the cane and bend over even without an order? It’s those little things that matter.

She’s always been playful. There was the time she made him grind his own face in dogshit only to discover it was a trick: fake poo. And that other time, when it wasn’t.

Cruel heartless domme - whats not to love?

I think she looks cold. Don’t you think she looks cold? I’ve been looking at all that exposed flesh for a while, and I’m pretty sure she looks cold. Especially the buttocks…and those long, firm thighs, and…

I should point out that this is just a work of fiction on my part. I have never, ever paid a prostiute for sex. They always hand the money back when we get undressed, and say they’re not in the mood. Of course, I respect their decision but what are the odds, eh? Seven ladies in a row! Just my luck.

On the fourth day of Christmas

My Mistress gave to me
…four across the buttocks
…three across the knuckles
…two hours in the corner
…and an hour being spanked across her knee.

I expect they’ll find something to amuse themselves with. I wonder if Amanda has any hobbies?

Their grades have been quiite poor, actually. I think your professional integrity requires you to resist revising them for as long as possible.

Ironically, being married to her is a bit more expensive too. Still, too late now.

Beat the shit out of him first argue later

Yes Ellen.

Wasn’t it nice of her to ask him? And isn’t Anne Hathaway just the most…., just the… oh words fail me and I’m not even fit to be unworthy of her. Sigh. SIGH.

Dealing with feelings of guilt

I’d like you to meet some ladies who are really good at that.

Don’t worry, you’ll show her. Just go and get yourself a lawyer and – oh. OK, so if you save your pocket money for about two years, maybe you can afford a really cheap lawyer, and then…

Maybe you choose tonight. Then she can choose again tomorrow.

Hot lesbian girl on girl action, no less

Let’s just hope the little wife doesn’t ever mention that you call her ‘the bitch’.

Unconditional surrender.

Nice to see her soft and affectionate side, for a moment, before she really gets started on you.

Feeling her pain

Oh, you will.

He should be more sensitive. Fortunately, parts of him are, so she can start working on those.

It can’t be for clothes, because she buys them for you. And you’re not allowed alcohol or cigarettes.

She calls it “head-spanking”. Isn’t that cute?

Of course, it’s just possible they’ll take a bit longer than an hour. So – best to stop all that frantic banging and wriggling about.

Won’t your wife be pleased when you get home and show her?

The importance of terror in a healthy relationship

Often undervalued, don’t you think? It’s the chill of fear striking deep into my stomach, as I watch the minute hand creep closer to the appointed hour, the hesitancy with which I approach the door and the tremble in my hand as I reach out for the doorbell that – for me – makes it more than just another way of getting bruises.

Ahem.

Next!

Don’t be fooled by that severe exterior. She’s actually a very kind person. Why did you know, she gives 20% of all your money to animal charities?

Of course, she’ll need training. The Headmistress reckons that Mr Jones, the maths teacher, might be available to assist.

Apparently, the new one has voice recognition. You have to train it to recognise your voice, though. So you say “Clean the floor.” If it doesn’t do it – press the red button to zap its balls. Then repeat the command. It’s quite uncanny how accurate and responsive it can become.

That Raoul has always had a wicked sense of humour. Remember that time he told her you’d called her a bitch?

What a lucky man you are that someone so attractive takes the trouble to despise you.

Blessed art thou among women

There seems to be a discontinued Christian blog, that had the same name as this one. I occasionally like to run headlines like that, to make a few minds explode.

Rather naughty, I know. Fortunately, it seems I’ll be getting a beating quite soon, so there will be penance.

More sinful pictures below:

Bet you’re glad you didn’t look at their bottoms, aren’t you? Oh. Oh dear.

Actually, the way the ones who are already thin react to the starvation diet can be even funnier.

Come on – don’t be such a baby! It’s not as if she hasn’t whipped you before!

My favourite place.

Another little service you can do for her.

Learning to crawl

Chrissie Hynde. What more could there be to say on a blog about female domination? Chrissie Hynde.

Anyway, that was Chrissie Hynde. Here are the captioned images of female domination.

Actually, it’s only by making mistakes that we learn. Well: by making mistakes and being whipped for it, I mean.

Don’t worry – you’ll have plenty of time.

He was hoping for a new ironing board but managed to hide his disappointment.

What a lot of text. Click and zoom, click and zoom. Y’know, I’ve always thought those ‘guardress’ uniforms are just so…so…excuse me, I really must click and zoom.

It must be such a relief not to have to cope with all that begging for mercy, not to mention the hysterical screams.

Reasons to be cheerful

Part 3.

Anne illustrates the party escort submission position.

Ah, the divine Miss Hathaway. Think of her when you’re being pumped from both ends, and it won’t seem so bad.

You could try disobeying, if it’s something really horrible that she wants. I mean, what’s the worst thing that could happen if you do?

Miss Woods. She’s got plenty of time. And there are still another nine questions to go.

Maybe she’ll let you explain afterwards, if you’re capable of coherent speech.

Bondage means not worrying about whether he'll leave you alone

Did you notice it’s Christmas? I expect she’ll enjoy unwrapping him in the morning. Or the afternoon., Whenever she gets round to it, anyway.