Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| What was his offence? Oh – reading porny blogs on the Internet, I think. Eighteen months with hard labour – he got off quite lightly, wouldn’t you say? |
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| Mmmm. A new experience!. |
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| Just like a mother to remind you of those embarassingtimes over her knee, eh? Last Friday, for example, just before the wedding. That was a bad one. |
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| Freedom is slavery. |
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| Well… at least you’re talking. That’s good, right? |
This wonderful lady certainly has one. Thank You, my Lady.
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| ‘Dainty’. Isn’t that a nice word? All dainty down there. And kinda cute. |
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| Oh – and for the orgasm shots they use a body double. |
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| Fortunately, all my girlfriends assured me that I never suffered too much from that particular complaint. |
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| Are you going to let her order you about like that? Are you? Well? |
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| Funny, that, because it always tastes exactly like soap. |
I usually find I do.
On with the captioned images of printed circuits. Sorry, I mean female domination. Long day.
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| And there he was thinking he’d got off lightly for once. Good thing Linda came home. |
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| It’s nice when something you thought was finished gives you just a little bit extra like that. |
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| But you have to pay her €500 first. |
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| I think this is one of those times when it’s just up to you to decide how to take it, you know? On the one hand you could get angry – let’s face it, it was a pretty mean trick. But on the other, you could just be pathetically grateful that they noticed your miserable existence at all, couldn’t you? |
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| Actually, to be entirely accurate, you won’t be able to leave one small corner of the basement. |
…but so can lying.
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| Actually, he was wearing two belts. |
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| Men’s brains aren’t good at remembering dates, but they do have a really good nerve connection to the genitals, so it’s a perfect match. |
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| “Snip-Lit”. It’s going to be the next big thing after 50 Shades of Grey, you’ll see. |
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| She’s not actually a dentist. She did admit that on his fourth visit, to be fair. |
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| I think this is one of those marriages where the arguments always end up with screaming and tears, don’t you? |
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| Hurry up, she wants you suspended and well flogged before going out – and the dinner reservation is for eight! |
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| Dave season starts today! Actually, that’s not true. Every day is Dave season. |
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| Just try to empathise. Men aren’t very good at it, but women know that and often make a particular effort to make their feelings known. |
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| He can’t tell Coke from Pepsi, but he can tell Paolo from Antonio. |
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| Oh well, never mind. You’d probably have been rubbish at it anyway. |
Feral males can be such a nuisance, especially in urban areas, don’t you think? These ladies could sort all that out.
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| The ladies in the picture do actually seem to be carrying This is the Chilean army according to the divine Ms Ayesha, so there we are. Chile. Long and thin. Very much so. I’ll admit I don’t know much else about Chile… but I know what I like. |
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| If he only realised it, the triple whipping he gets occasionally is for his wedding anniversary. But men – they always forget, don’t they? |
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| I think it’s a bit cruel. It’s not as if most men have that many brain cells to begin with. |
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| Of course, she doesn’t use spurs and riding whip. Not on a pony. |
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| Easy for her to say. She didn’t have to spend the night sleeping in the hotel corridor. |
Yes please. Those.
These too:
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| The leash is invisible, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t one there. |
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| Rather a thoughtless gift, as she can’t drive, don’t you think? I expect he’ll be punished for that. When she can be bothered. |
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| Pain-killers don’t work, anyway. I was taking some, for a minor condition, but when I went to visit my Significant Other the nipple clamps still hurt like hell. I’m thinking of complaining to the Adertising Standards Authority. |
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| Yes, being caged up for that long is pretty scary. But not as scary as Lucy. |
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| That would be really helpful, actually. I find that almost every day, there are some moments when I catch myself not thinking about Anne. Of course, it doesn’t happen often, but it’s still a bit worrying. |
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| She can be quite merciful, actually. Just never when you really need her to be. |
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| That’s a bit unfair. I mean, it’s already quite a dainty one to begin with, isn’t it? Not many excess ‘unsightly inches’ down there, even now. |
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| And then tomorrow you can move on to Riemann manifolds, because it’s Saturday. |
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| True friendship. That’s got to be more important than some shallow, meaningless relationship based on nothing but sex, right? |
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| Yes. |
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| It’ll be quite a tight fit. Still – only a month to go. |
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| You have the right to remain silent and obedient. |
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| Could be quite an uncomfortable situation, there. |
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| He keeps a daily diary. To be honest, it’s a bit boring. |
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| I’ve never eaten a sweater. I licked out the contents of a vacuuum clearner bag once. Fluffy. |
All rather domestic this time. Lovers of evil dominatrices in black leather…goodness I enjoyed typing that, let’s go again… evil dominatrices in black leather, look elsewhere. The very next post, frinstance.
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| Look on the positive side of things. You and her mother have never got on – let’s face it, she hates you. This might be the time when you really get things sorted out. |
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| Just as long as it’s not Nadine. Oh please don’t let it be Nadine… |
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| Ah…recently married couples. So sweet. |
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| You’ve got hers, so why would you want your own? |
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| It’s a good point, and one she’s made before. At the wedding reception, for a start. |