… now baby just you shut your mouth.
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| Not complaining. It’s just that I usually make it through the first three minutes without one, that’s all. |
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| Try to be reasonable. She is. She sees good in everyone actually – a rare gift. |
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| Obviously, it’s all perfectly consensual. She asked for her husband to be beaten. And she’s got a safeword – you know, just in case it goes too far. |
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| My SO and I are actually playing what I’m fairly sure is the longest game of tease and denial ever right now. We started on our wedding night and it’s just amazing. I tried calling the Guinness Book of Records people but they said it didn’t count because I am such a sad little loser. |
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| Downton domination. More of these to come. |
