Brutal elegance

Or should that be ‘elegantly brutal’?  Both are good, I think.

Leather clad femdom whip and boots oh yum yum
That’s a relief.  I thought she might be cross.


Southern belle dominatrix
Women always appreciate a compliment.  Quick, try another.  She might even take one of the weights off.


Schoolgirl caning - but the other way around
I don’t know why they have those canes with them, though.  I suppose they don’t realise that corporal punishment has long been abolished in British schools.  Poor things – they must have been so worried!


Femdom wife in control
Well, this is going well.


Wife loves your new secretary or she will
Later, when his new secretary moved in with them, the ladies found a way of making doubly sure.  So that’s all right.

Even naughtier words

So, a while ago, I published a post drawing attention to – oh hang on, you want a sexy picture don’t you?

Got one right here…hold on a moment…don’t go off to tumblr yet, ah – here we go!

Ouch.  Anyway, I was just saying that occasionally I like to draw attention to the fact that this blog doesn’t just publish pictures but words too.  It’s quite a while since I wrote many stories, but in the early days on Contemplating the Divine (it was originally all in ASCII format incidentally; quite a challenge) there were lots.  And newer readers of the blog might not realise that.

Of course, they’re easy enough to find using the ‘fiction’ tag in the cloud to the right there, just below the lovely lady with the whip, but I like to be helpful (my name is a clue, there) so here are some links to some more of those early tales.

If at first you don’t succeed.  A rather typical “Mistress Valerie and Sandra” story, based on two ladies I used to know (who had different names).  Light-hearted, depending for humour and erotic effect on the contrast between the casual nature with which the ladies treat matters that are, for the submissive, of painful urgency.  As indeed do most of my captions, actually.  Anyway, here’s another, about Daylight saving time.

Serena stories, like this one called Crossed Wires, on the other hand, while also intended to be humorous, are rather heavier.  Mistress ‘Valerie’ mistreats her slaves without really noticing.  Serena enjoys their agony. She is also surgically trained; quite a good combination.  I have just written a new Serena story… 6500 words, so coming in spurts, as it were, fairly soon.

I think this one was intended as a Serena story, but she ended up being called Sabrina.  Possibly just an idiotic mistake on my part.  Wouldn’t be the first.

In the morning is just a silly little tale, turning on the difference between the sweeping romantic love with which we sub-males invest our relationships and perhaps a more practical, matter-of-fact approach from our (in this case loving) superiors.

This one is a sort-of school story, but like many of my captions, it’s intended to lift the curtain a little on professional domme relationships.  It’s heavily inspired by a story called Dame School in the wonderful collection by Louise Malatesta: The Queen of the Grove.  If you take your kink very seriously, you won’t like this sort of thing.  But for me, it actually adds to the humiliation that the school scene is not real.  As I explain to pro-dommes gracious (and unlucky) enough to receive me – I don’t want them actually to pretend that I’m a naughty boy.  I’m a middle-aged pervert being treated like a naughty boy… and they are very welcome to express their contempt and amusement at that.

This one, about a femdom programme taking control of the computer, actually seems to get a lot of hits. Maybe it’s the title?  People search for femdom story, and get this?  Good. 

I do quite a lot of this sort of thing – little pastiches of fairy tales and so on.  A bit like captions really.

Finally, I’d completely forgotten it but I wrote a huge, three part tale early on in this blog’s history, about a guy who is living a very heavy femdom relationship, but doesn’t realise it (oh, you’ll just have to read it to see what I mean).  Bizarrely, I remember thinking at the time, this was a nice little idea that could be dealt with in a paragraph or two.    A Normal Marriage Part 1, followed by Part 2, and then concluded with the excitingly-named Part 3.

Right.  If you’ve read down this far, I reckon you deserve another picture of a lovely, don’t you?

How do I love her, let me count the ways

One thank You, Ma’am
Two, thank You, Ma’am
Three, thank You, Ma’am
uh – four, thank You, Ma’am!
Five – oh – thank You, Ma’am!
sniff…whimper…
SIX!  Aaah!  Six thank You, Ma’am!
Thank You, thank You.

Thank You.

The cane and her
Very politely.  Or you’ll really be in trouble.


Conditions of servitude
With three of them lesbians and three bisexual, I guess there are going to be some interesting votes.  Shame you don’t get to vote, really.


Suffering for her pleasure
Don’t worry about what she likes.  You don’t have to do a thing. Just scream if you feel like it – she definitely likes that.


Two little maids from school are we
Poor David.  Those horribly sore balls.  Still, I understand someone will be kissing them better later on.
Pro-am domme
And you get to be a lifestyle client.  You take whatever she gives you, until you can’t afford it.

Premature ejaculation

That’s what you call it when you come before she’s given you permission.  It can be quite painful.


On with the show:




The fabulous Miss Hunter
Days with a “y” in them, for example.



Dual key chastity
Now two men aren’t having sex with her.


Ballbusting party no less
But in the event she decided the next morning not to marry him.  Wanted a man who still had his testicles, apparently.  Women!  Eh?  You just can’t please them.


Femdom image caption caption caption and so on
It’s very kind of Sarah to do this while she’s away.  After all, she really doesn’t like men – quite the man-hating lesbian, really.


Consent.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it’s the most important word in BDSM.

Evil leather-clad dominatrices

You know, I enjoyed typing that title so much, that I thought I had to have a post just about it.  But marriage creeps in here too, as I guess it always will.

She likes them bruised
Hmmm… Sounds like you’ll shortly be sexually compatible!


Forced drinking
It’s not the worst thing you’ve ever tasted is it?  Oh, is it?  OK, well something has to be.  Anyway, you don’t want to keep her waiting.  No really…you don’t.


Shocking truth about femdom
Phew!  Lucky escape there.


Time to die
Possibly even less than three or four years – she can be quite moody, after all.


Marriage is an institution
I think that’s rather sweet.  Just because the marriage is over, doesn’t mean a couple should stay apart for ever.  I expect he thinks about her all the time.

Tout abus sera puni

…it says, in posters all over the Paris metro.  And quite right too.

Merciless dominatrix
Oh…I love this photoshoot.


Just to make absolutely sure, though, she’d like you to watch her fucking your wife, if that’s OK?  Lovely.


Clamped slave
It’s her preferred management technique, so please don’t make a fuss. 


Spanked and more
Loving female authority…with a cattle prod just in case the love doesn’t do it.


Paced domination
Dream session.  Heels clicking on floorboards…yum.

Sticks and stones will break my bones

and they have done on occasion when she got a bit carried away.


But words can never hurt me.  I sometimes beg my Significant Other to think up humiliating nicknames and insults for me, but she always says she can’t think of anything more degrading she could call me than my real name.  It’s odd, because she’s very creative in other areas of BDSM.

Two dommes no chance
Best just to go with it.  If you really find it’s not what you were looking for, you can always try asking for your money back at the end.


Starvation rations
I wonder which one it was.  I guess we’ll never know. Still, he’ll have been properly whipped, and if another three got whipped as well, I’m sure it won’t have done them any lasting harm.





POV with domme
No, not down here.  Up there.



Masochism is not a syndrome
Interestingly, there’s a scale for measuring self-esteem, and it’s only since she started this programme that the theoretical prediction that it could go negative has been demonstrated in reality.
Businesswoman dominates
You thought it might be rather embarassing working in the same office as her, again.  Guess what?  It will be.

When sorry is the hardest word to say

or at least, as hard as any other word except “NNNNggghh!  NNNnngghh!  NNghh  nnngghh NNNGGHHHH!”

Femdom lesbian suffocation oh my!
Don’t worry, it’s not like they’re going to kill you. Just inflict permanent brain damage. 


Caned when required
She’s working to make this marriage a success – maybe you could give a little too?  Y’know, occasionally hand her the cane and bend over even without an order?  It’s those little things that matter.


SQUEEAK!
She’s always been playful. There was the time she made him grind his own face in dogshit only to discover it was a trick: fake poo.  And that other time, when it wasn’t.


Cruel heartless domme - whats not to love?
I think she looks cold.  Don’t you think she looks cold?  I’ve been looking at all that exposed flesh for a while, and I’m pretty sure she looks cold.  Especially the buttocks…and those long, firm thighs, and…


Tart with a heart?
I should point out that this is just a work of fiction on my part.  I have never, ever paid a prostiute for sex.  They always hand the money back when we get undressed, and say they’re not in the mood.  Of course, I respect their decision but what are the odds, eh?  Seven ladies in a row!  Just my luck.

Delightful power

Overdue whipping
Two or three days at least.


Hot bondage blokes
Oddly enough, a few nights later his life took a turn very significantly for the worse.  Just goes to show that you should be thankful for what you have – for example, he’s not screaming silently in agony into a thick gag.


Dominatrix tasks
She’s perfect, so why shouldn’t she expect his work to be?


Balls on ice
That joke copyright Emo Philips.
I loved the first snowfall of the year.  My heart would leap when I saw the soft white flakes covering the ground, and I’d jump up and I’d run to the front door, and shout “Remember the deal!  Let me in now!”.


Metric penis humiliation
Women eh?  Obsessed with penis size.  My Significant Other seems to bring the subject up every single day. And I just don’t think it’s appropriate, on a crowded commuter train.

Devotional intelligence

There are actually scientific tests of men’s devotional intelligence scores.  You’re given a set of 100 statements and asked for your opinion on each, which is then ignored.  It’s very accurate.



Two dommes both looking at me and my brain is gonnehegfetdgdtf
Actually, I don’t think the former owners left the key.  Might just have to leave it there.


Jenny gives her hubby a good brain-zapping
Well, he’s not writhing around on the floor in agony, so something’s obviously wrong.


Burnt flesh showing her name.  Yum
It wouldn’t be so bad, but she just can’t spell for toffee.  “Slutt” indeed – and all over your forehead too!


Sweeps as it beats as it flogs as it teases
Women.  Getting all excited over an ordinary household appliance?  Remember when she got that new iron, and couldn’t stop trying it out on the back of your hand?  Girls and their toys, eh?


Too short to satisify too long to not to care
That’s a bit unfair. But then so was telling all your friends you were too small to satisfy her, and then making you hire her a male escort.  Sometimes life’s not fair like that.  Hey – you’re an impotent cuckold with a tiny cock.  But there’s probably a good side to that, right?  Right?


Verified by MonsterInsights