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You’ll be in real trouble if he doesn’t. |
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Yes. So much easier being a domme – if you’re having a bad day, just take it out on your clients. |
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Just one of many things that can go wrong. Good thing nothing important got damaged this time. |
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You’ll be in real trouble if he doesn’t. |
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Yes. So much easier being a domme – if you’re having a bad day, just take it out on your clients. |
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Just one of many things that can go wrong. Good thing nothing important got damaged this time. |
And I still do both, I’m very glad to say.
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Of course, you can still try negotiating your way out of this if you ask nicely. I mean, it only took her an hour to get all that ready. She won’t mind. |
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And then it’ll be the turn of the next one, and so on for the rest of the evening. |
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Sounds like she’s looking after him very well. |
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It’s not the crime; it’s the cover-up. And it’s not the paddle or the strap; it’s the cane. |
The pressure exerted by a woman walking in high heels. so it seems. That’s a lot of Pascals. 4.3 million Pascals, I suppose. Makes you think, eh? And that’s assuming she’s not actually jumping up and down.
I read that on the Physics Website, which (drawing I suspect on Cutnell, John D., & Kenneth W. Johnson. Physics. 4th ed. New York: Wiley, 1998. 338) explains it this way:
Sorry, what was that?
Mmmmm… sounds like you don’t read this blog very often, Mr Physics Website.
Anyway, it all seems very instructive. I won’t link to the website as I don’t think they’d particularly appreciate this source of traffic (yes, dear readers, that’s right: I am ashamed of you). On with what we do on this website, now.
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It’s not actually the days wearing the collar that will hurt you, in any case. It’s all the things you said and did during those days when you weren’t wearing it. |
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Looks like you’re about to get a feel for Russian culture. |
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Interestingly, a recent survey found that many women with husbands in chastity actually start wearing sexy clothes more often than before. Women, eh? Always missing the point. Bless ’em. |
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Anyway, he’s got another ear. So it’s not like the time when she – oh, well,, that’s another story. |
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Kafkaesque, no? |
yet she’s so cold. And so’s the tub of cream in the bathroom cabinet, if she’ll only let me out of this corner to go and get some. Please, Mistress. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
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It’s not about you, do you see? |
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Actually, you can fit a sub in either way round. She’s just got it wrong, that’s all. Made an embarassing, stupid mistake. Do you want to tell her, or shall I? |
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I could add a caption here, but what does my opinion matter anyway? |
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It’s good she’s decided to treat you as an adult, for once. |
Persons proceeding past this point will encounter no genuinely adult content whatsoever, merely juvenile humour and sexual innuendo written by someone with the emotional intelligence of a teenager. You have been warned.
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Let’s hope he enjoyed wishes 1 and 2. |
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Not very politically correct. Perhaps I need to be politically corrected. |
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Don’t worry, she’ll give him a 10% discount for all those extra hours. |
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Self-harming is such a waste. When there are people out there who’d love to do it for you. |
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Of course, for her it’ll be very different from having sex with you. Longer… more enjoyable…and more frequent too. |
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Don’t worry – it’ll be very special for both of you, I am sure. |
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And weekly confession too. |
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Sometimes men need a little encouragement to make the right choice of their own free will. |
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She has a point, you know. I’d say more, but I’ve a leash to fetch. |
Right, after that little April interlude, this blog will return to its usual subject matter. Or ‘object matter’ when male submissives feature in the pics.
I don’t really ‘get’ maledom anyway, to be honest. I mean, I can just about see that it could be quite sexy to have an attractive woman all tied up, available for any sexual act of my choosing. I could iron one of her skirts, for example, or tidy her tights drawer even if what she really wanted was to be brought a cup of tea or have the garage cleared out. The thought of that kind of power’s quite a turn on. But what’s the point of my being turned on if if she’s completely helpless in the bondage – she can’t remove my chastity belt with her hands tied, can she? In any case, how can I decide what I want to do if she’s gagged and can’t tell me? See, I just think maledoms haven’t really thought it all through.
Oh well. Here are some things I do understand, dimly at least.
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Ah, yes, the purest form of male submission: not even daring to irritate her with your presence. I find women really appreciate it when I do that. |
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Then, bruised and bloody, the winner gets to have a heavy BDSM session. Quite a day. |
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But you have to book. And until you’re a ‘regular’ you’ll need to pay a deposit in advance. No exceptions – sorry. |
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I’m sure she respects us really. It’s a kind of harsh femdom persona she puts on. She’s really good at it, don’t you think? |
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The pre-marital agreement also refers to ‘objectionable conduct’ so don’t even think of arguing – that’s a red flag right there. |
Hmm. Have I posted hat last one before? I have a system for this blog to avoid that, with ‘posted’ and ‘unposted’ folders (over 1000 captioned images presently in the latter, so this blog will be here for a while! Keep coming back.) Unlike the Tumblr site, where I just randomly post previously bloggered images, so there’s repetition from time to time (2700 now posted, though, so it doesn’t happen often! Keep going back – although there is nothing there that has not been here so I don’t really understand why people do). Still, the above looks awfully familiar. Oh well, have an extra one:
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Oops. My bad. |
She said: “Nice legs, shame about your face.”
Been revisiting the music of my teenage years. Although to be honest this one provides a rather more accurate picture of my dating experience. And this one is just timeless, as far as I’m concerned.
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Actually, as a former investment banker he’d probably be better at handling the financial negotiations himself. But they each have their own role in the business, I suppose. |
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I hate it when that happens. But then I hate it when it doesn’t, too. You know? |
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He used to be a client. A lot of the stuff that’s lying around did. Some of the leather coverings too, if we’re brutally honest about things. |
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Especially with her reading circle coming round to discuss it that very evening. |
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That’s good. Because when Madame Svetlana is displeased, very regrettable things happen. |
If there is a choice
Let the rivers fill
Let the hills rejoice
Let your mercy spill
On all these burning hearts in hell
If it be your will
To make us well.
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I find feminine contempt very sexy. Fortunately I get a lot of it. Masculine contempt too, of course, but that’s not so much my thing. |
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I’ve heard they’re not actually that great anyway. |
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Congratulations. You’re the ‘special friend’. Again. So much better than having a sexual relationship. Really. |
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Oh god. Let’s hope it wasn’t someone I work with this time. |
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Yes dear. |
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Because he knows there are things much worse than a good hard kick to the balls. |
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It’s all very well to be carried away with love at first sight, but can you build a lasting relationship with a pair of sports shoes, when fashion in sneakers is so fickle? |
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OK, not the sexiest of topics. But if you don’t know, you can’t imagine. Really: if you’re a pain-slut you should be trying to develop a good set of them. |
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Punishment fits the crime… tightly and closely. |
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You replied “I do” and that was the occasion when a safeword might have been advisable instead. Too late now. |