Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
She asked me, “What are you submitting to?” and I smirked and said “What have you got?”.
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| I like this one. I really do. This is why I caption pictures. |
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| It’s OK, you can scream if you like. She doesn’t mind. Rather likes it, actually, if done with taste. |
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| You should be pleased. Very few men can really make a woman laugh like that. |
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| We all have days that feel like that. Harvey’s are just more literal. |
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| You will thank her later, you know. |
and they have done on occasion when she got a bit carried away.
But words can never hurt me. I sometimes beg my Significant Other to think up humiliating nicknames and insults for me, but she always says she can’t think of anything more degrading she could call me than my real name. It’s odd, because she’s very creative in other areas of BDSM.
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| Best just to go with it. If you really find it’s not what you were looking for, you can always try asking for your money back at the end. |
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| I wonder which one it was. I guess we’ll never know. Still, he’ll have been properly whipped, and if another three got whipped as well, I’m sure it won’t have done them any lasting harm. |
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| No, not down here. Up there. |
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| Interestingly, there’s a scale for measuring self-esteem, and it’s only since she started this programme that the theoretical prediction that it could go negative has been demonstrated in reality. |
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| You thought it might be rather embarassing working in the same office as her, again. Guess what? It will be. |
Often undervalued, don’t you think? It’s the chill of fear striking deep into my stomach, as I watch the minute hand creep closer to the appointed hour, the hesitancy with which I approach the door and the tremble in my hand as I reach out for the doorbell that – for me – makes it more than just another way of getting bruises.
Ahem.
Next!
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| Don’t be fooled by that severe exterior. She’s actually a very kind person. Why did you know, she gives 20% of all your money to animal charities? |
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| Of course, she’ll need training. The Headmistress reckons that Mr Jones, the maths teacher, might be available to assist. |
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| Apparently, the new one has voice recognition. You have to train it to recognise your voice, though. So you say “Clean the floor.” If it doesn’t do it – press the red button to zap its balls. Then repeat the command. It’s quite uncanny how accurate and responsive it can become. |
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| That Raoul has always had a wicked sense of humour. Remember that time he told her you’d called her a bitch? |
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| What a lucky man you are that someone so attractive takes the trouble to despise you. |
With a big hello to search engines from all over.
Now, after a headline like that, I suppose there had better be some captioned images of female domination, hadn’t there?
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| But also more enjoyable for her. There’s always an upside. |
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| So with this one I – ow! – excuse me, I was just – OOH! – I’m sorry, I really…ohhhh that hurts!…need to move on to the next. No caption here. |
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| OW! No better! |
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| Right. Think calm thoughts. It’s funny – we give our cat the stuff in tins as a treat, and the dry biscuity stuff for normal food. So when my wife makes me eat the contents of one of the tins, I guess both me and the cat are unhappy about it. |
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| Isn’t it an awful feeling? When you just know you’re going to have an argument. But all arguments end, you know that too. And you’ll be a better husband for it, after all. |
Something too few men understand. When a woman says no, that’s just what she means. No you can’t stay out late. No you’re going to stay down there until I come. No, not after your behaviour this month. No, you signed the contract and that’s that. That sort of thing. Get used to it.
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| For some reason, that particular paddle is called “Angela”. She might call you at work, to let you know that Angela’s going to be coming around that evening, that kind of thing. |
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| It’s nice to know there’s someone to pop in to feed them, if need be, so you don’t need to leave them any use of their hands when you’re away for a week or two. |
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| You’re allowed to discharge yourself, you know. You just need to fill out a form. You have to ask her for one. And a pen. |
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| It was such a relief to their mother, whose arm used to get quite tired in the first days of their marriage. |
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| It’s a bit like being a kid again, isn’t it? Those feelings of longing and anticipation for months before…and then it’s not exactly what you wanted, or it just doesn’t turn out as expected? Still, being able to deal with these feelings is what makes us grown-ups, right? |
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| Better hurry up and get used to it – you’re late for work. |
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| Planning a session…hope it’s like this. |
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| She really appreciates it, because she knows how uncomfortable it makes you feel, seeing her in lingerie like that. You can go and run some cold water over it if you like – but make sure you dry it off, so it can’t rust. |
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| …and I’m certainly not allowed to write it. |
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| Men can get so frustrated waiting for women to get ready. It’s a good thing she has you to help. |
I went on a course at work this week that included a module on building self-esteem. Fortunately I’ll be visiting my Significant Other soon, and she can usually put it right back to where it should be. And it gave me an idea for one of the captions below.
On with the captioned images (of female domination)!
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| I think she’s due a pay rise. |
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| How did you get on? Did you? So did I. Never mind – maybe next time. |
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| You don’t have an inferiority complex, you see – you actually are inferior. |
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| Never mind. These things happen. |
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| The worst of it is that she’s a multi-millionaire film star. It’s not as if she needs the money. |
The title today is perhaps a little unimaginative. But as the most popular posting I have – by far – is one called “More femdom captions”, I thought I’d avoid the tortous unfunny puns, or references to early 80s soft punk, and just go straight for Google’s g-spot.
So – look out for posts in the future amusingly captioned “A few more femdom captions”, “Femdom captions and the real truth behind 9/11” and of course “Oi Google! – over here for the femdom captions”.
Still the only Google result for “hot chicks in empire-line dresses“, though! That’ll bring the traffic.
Onwards…
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| A man can only be pushed so far. Ithink he’s reaching his limits. |
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| It’s a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now. Still, astrophysics doesn’t get the toilet clean, does it? He’ll be happier this way. Or if he isn’t, no one will care. |
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| That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that. Still, I expect she’ll put the local anaesthetic in anyway. She’s a professional, you know. |
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| Sorry – bit of a strange mood today. |
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| Isn’t she kind? Let’s hope she’s in a good mood tomorrow morning. Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though – she doesn’t like having her decisions questioned. |
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| They laughed when I was said I was going to start a femdom blog devoted to humorous captions and stories. They’re not laughing now…* |
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| They offer a choice of general anaesthetic, local anaesthetic or straps plus a gag. Most patients prefer some sort of anaesthetic. But it’s not the patients who make the choice. |
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| Of course, they give them drinks of water from time to time. Otherwise they’d just die of thirst within a day or two. Like the first batch. |
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| Ooooo. |
* Copyright Bob Monkhouse, approx. 1875.
Images of slavery, beatings, forced labour, sexual humiliation and incarceration. In short: marriage and other scenes from domestic life.
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| At weekends she makes sure the lawn is mown and the gravel path raked, too, before supervising the ironing. Such a good girl. |
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| It’s a bit unfair. I mean with that metal thing in place, nothing was going to happen anyway. Still – best not to argue, I expect. |
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| Sometimes its best to just have these things out as soon as you can, rather than let them fester. They can always discuss it in more depth, when they get home, too. |
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| And because she just likes zapping him from time to time. She’s determined to try out level 20 before…er…before he ‘goes away’ like all the others. |
