castration – Page 27 – Contemplating the divine

Gently brutal

Consent: it’s the most important word in BDSM. Of course Jane will usually say it’s OK – but you should always, always ask.

And yet they’re too small for her boyfriend. What a waste.

I quite enjoy the occasional onesome. It’s just the beating afterwards that bothers me. In fact, I’m reporting tomorrow, so maybe I should watch what I say.

It’s sad that there are still so many people in the economy who have to do such disgusting things for a living. Still, quite a lot of investment bankers have now moved on to other careers, like our friend in this picture.

Men understand men, you see. She’d never have thought of that.

Unworthy thoughts

To those who might argue that ‘HMS Cindy’ doesn’t sound scary enough, I can only say that you haven’t met Cindy when she’s cross…

Speak softly and carry a rattan cane.

Actually, the way the caption starts off is a bit misleading. Mark doesn’t actually have any good days.

So, David’s being done too. That’s David, Michael…and didn’t Anishta have Rajiv done last year? Goodness, you’re almost the only one in the circle of friends still fully intact. There’s a thought to ponder.

Real dominant women love nothing more than to sit around in uncomfortable clothing having their boots made all slimey by being licked. They all like to dress their slaves up as little girls, too. It must be true, I’ve seen it on the Internet.

Divine orders

Freely given and unfreely but gratefully taken.

Girls just love diamonds, don’t they? So better make your quota, shortie.

Her father had an opinion too. But he kept it to himself, same as usual.

Anyway, I understand Karen’s planning some more of her little party games, and she’ll need you there for that too, won’t she?

Actually, ‘holding still’ can be quite easy when you’re strapped down quite so tightly. But you know what she means.

Castration caption femdom and all that baby

Hmmm. No more chastity belt for you, eh? Aren’t you the lucky one? Maybe she can keep it next to your balls, in that jewellery box by the bed.

What do you call a slave all wrapped up in brown paper?

Russell.

What do you call a trannie, with one ankle tied tightly up to ‘her’ genitals?

Eileen.

How many slaves does it take to – oh never mind. In my heart, I know I’m funny.

On with the pictures…I’ve got pages and pages of great material.

Still, no harm done.

I’d forgive her. Wouldn’t you forgive her?

He’s quite a big boy, but now he’ll be able to try small penis humiliation! For a while anyway. Isn’t that great?

I thought we’d try a change from the sexual themed pictures. Just a pretty girl eating a banana. Wholesome fun.

And you can call her Ma’am.

Feeling her pain

Oh, you will.

He should be more sensitive. Fortunately, parts of him are, so she can start working on those.

It can’t be for clothes, because she buys them for you. And you’re not allowed alcohol or cigarettes.

She calls it “head-spanking”. Isn’t that cute?

Of course, it’s just possible they’ll take a bit longer than an hour. So – best to stop all that frantic banging and wriggling about.

Won’t your wife be pleased when you get home and show her?

Even more femdom captions than that – and some found femdom

Hey, has anyone out there noticed how much femdom there is in ZZ Top videos? I was watching one for the music (I do, secretly, occasionally use the Internet for looking at things that are not porn – hope I never get found out), and was transported back to happy days in front of the TV as a teenager, desperately hoping for something pervy. Anyway there’s this. And this (give it time – or skip to 2.00 or so and look out for the treatment of the guy in the pullover at 2.20!).

If you like power-dressing 80s babes with big hair that is. Oh, I do. I really do.

Then there’s this, in a very different style. You have to get near the end to work out what’s going on.

Hmmm. ZZ Top. Beardy perverts, eh?

Anyway, on with the show:

Actually, even if you don’t recycle them it’s still better than all those nasty plastic bags.

He graduated top of his class in hairdresser school. After all, he had mastered the art of studying in med school. Being whipped for poor performance helped, too.

It wouldn’t be so bad, if the things she said about him weren’t so personal – you know?

It’s her favourite part of the day.

Actually, when you really think about it there are lots of reasons why life might be easier without balls, around Anne. There’s Tuesdays for example. She usually comes back from the studio feeling rather grumpy. That’ll hurt less after tomorrow.

Even more femdom captions

The title today is perhaps a little unimaginative. But as the most popular posting I have – by far – is one called “More femdom captions”, I thought I’d avoid the tortous unfunny puns, or references to early 80s soft punk, and just go straight for Google’s g-spot.

So – look out for posts in the future amusingly captioned “A few more femdom captions”, “Femdom captions and the real truth behind 9/11” and of course “Oi Google! – over here for the femdom captions”.

Still the only Google result for “hot chicks in empire-line dresses“, though! That’ll bring the traffic.

Onwards…

A man can only be pushed so far. Ithink he’s reaching his limits.

It’s a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now. Still, astrophysics doesn’t get the toilet clean, does it? He’ll be happier this way. Or if he isn’t, no one will care.

Castration oh my - that brings in the punters too.

That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that. Still, I expect she’ll put the local anaesthetic in anyway. She’s a professional, you know.

Sorry – bit of a strange mood today.

Isn’t she kind? Let’s hope she’s in a good mood tomorrow morning. Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though – she doesn’t like having her decisions questioned.

Sweet cruelty

Shackles - the making of many a femdom marriage

They laughed when I was said I was going to start a femdom blog devoted to humorous captions and stories. They’re not laughing now…*

They offer a choice of general anaesthetic, local anaesthetic or straps plus a gag. Most patients prefer some sort of anaesthetic. But it’s not the patients who make the choice.

OWK smoking dominatrices starve slaves to death shock horror!

Of course, they give them drinks of water from time to time. Otherwise they’d just die of thirst within a day or two. Like the first batch.

Ooooo.

* Copyright Bob Monkhouse, approx. 1875.

Applied theology

If you do forget when you’re shopping for her things, just ask one of the assistants to slap you across the face a few times. Should bring it right back.

Of course, they can still say no. As often as they like, actually.

Aren’t you the lucky one?

Not very much later. Actually, he’ll be ready after the first couple of strokes. But she won’t.

Sincerely hers

Goodness, it’s ages since I wrote a story. I feel greatly refreshed.

Anyway, back to the captioned images of female domination.

The frantic begging for mercy can get a bit tiresome too. Why can’t they just shut up and let her get on with it?

See how he’s allowed to use his hands and that little brush? I think she’s too soft on him.

Actually, a lie-in would have been nice. Never mind. Maybe next year.

I don’t know where she finds them. Looking at her, I suspect the answer might be “everywhere”.

You need to build trust here. Try offering her something, something you value greatly.