Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
Oh, you will.
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| He should be more sensitive. Fortunately, parts of him are, so she can start working on those. |
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| It can’t be for clothes, because she buys them for you. And you’re not allowed alcohol or cigarettes. |
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| She calls it “head-spanking”. Isn’t that cute? |
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| Of course, it’s just possible they’ll take a bit longer than an hour. So – best to stop all that frantic banging and wriggling about. |
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| Won’t your wife be pleased when you get home and show her? |
Hey, has anyone out there noticed how much femdom there is in ZZ Top videos? I was watching one for the music (I do, secretly, occasionally use the Internet for looking at things that are not porn – hope I never get found out), and was transported back to happy days in front of the TV as a teenager, desperately hoping for something pervy. Anyway there’s this. And this (give it time – or skip to 2.00 or so and look out for the treatment of the guy in the pullover at 2.20!).
If you like power-dressing 80s babes with big hair that is. Oh, I do. I really do.
Then there’s this, in a very different style. You have to get near the end to work out what’s going on.
Hmmm. ZZ Top. Beardy perverts, eh?
Anyway, on with the show:
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| Actually, even if you don’t recycle them it’s still better than all those nasty plastic bags. |
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| He graduated top of his class in hairdresser school. After all, he had mastered the art of studying in med school. Being whipped for poor performance helped, too. |
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| It wouldn’t be so bad, if the things she said about him weren’t so personal – you know? |
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| It’s her favourite part of the day. |
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| Actually, when you really think about it there are lots of reasons why life might be easier without balls, around Anne. There’s Tuesdays for example. She usually comes back from the studio feeling rather grumpy. That’ll hurt less after tomorrow. |
The title today is perhaps a little unimaginative. But as the most popular posting I have – by far – is one called “More femdom captions”, I thought I’d avoid the tortous unfunny puns, or references to early 80s soft punk, and just go straight for Google’s g-spot.
So – look out for posts in the future amusingly captioned “A few more femdom captions”, “Femdom captions and the real truth behind 9/11” and of course “Oi Google! – over here for the femdom captions”.
Still the only Google result for “hot chicks in empire-line dresses“, though! That’ll bring the traffic.
Onwards…
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| A man can only be pushed so far. Ithink he’s reaching his limits. |
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| It’s a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now. Still, astrophysics doesn’t get the toilet clean, does it? He’ll be happier this way. Or if he isn’t, no one will care. |
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| That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that. Still, I expect she’ll put the local anaesthetic in anyway. She’s a professional, you know. |
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| Sorry – bit of a strange mood today. |
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| Isn’t she kind? Let’s hope she’s in a good mood tomorrow morning. Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though – she doesn’t like having her decisions questioned. |
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| They laughed when I was said I was going to start a femdom blog devoted to humorous captions and stories. They’re not laughing now…* |
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| They offer a choice of general anaesthetic, local anaesthetic or straps plus a gag. Most patients prefer some sort of anaesthetic. But it’s not the patients who make the choice. |
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| Of course, they give them drinks of water from time to time. Otherwise they’d just die of thirst within a day or two. Like the first batch. |
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| Ooooo. |
* Copyright Bob Monkhouse, approx. 1875.
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| If you do forget when you’re shopping for her things, just ask one of the assistants to slap you across the face a few times. Should bring it right back. |
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| Of course, they can still say no. As often as they like, actually. |
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| Aren’t you the lucky one? |
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| Not very much later. Actually, he’ll be ready after the first couple of strokes. But she won’t. |
Goodness, it’s ages since I wrote a story. I feel greatly refreshed.
Anyway, back to the captioned images of female domination.
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| The frantic begging for mercy can get a bit tiresome too. Why can’t they just shut up and let her get on with it? |
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| See how he’s allowed to use his hands and that little brush? I think she’s too soft on him. |
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| Actually, a lie-in would have been nice. Never mind. Maybe next year. |
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| I don’t know where she finds them. Looking at her, I suspect the answer might be “everywhere”. |
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| You need to build trust here. Try offering her something, something you value greatly. |
An interesting word I found recently, that means pretty much what you’d expect it to mean really. And it’s very, very much what this blog is all about.
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| Mostly “love, honour and obey” covers it, but she has expanded the “obey” part, providing a bit more detail. Well – quite a lot more, actually. |
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| I’d tell you what the word was, but I’m nearly out of soap myself. |
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| Always an optimist, that Orwell. |
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| Not that it did Fred any good in the long run. |
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| Men can be so unreasonable. Alice accepted the compromise after only a few hours discussion. She’s not happy, but she’s prepared to accept it. |
Willpower…I lack it, She has it in abundance. There is a deal to be done here.
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| He has so much to learn… |
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| I think it’s the healthy outdoor air that’s the main attraction. |
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| Silly really, because he’s paying a fortune to be there for the month – and there’s such a long waiting list to get in. |
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| I don’t want to give the impression that anything too extreme is planned here. It’s just play. Fantasy. She would never really do it. Not without your consent, anyway. So just relax, and let her play. And if she asks for consent, and you’re not comfortable with the idea of being castrated at that time, you just say no. OK? And the next time she asks, well if you still don’t want to. you can say no again. No problem. |
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| So, the secretary messed up, but you’re the one getting a spanking. Is that fair? I mean, just because they are the superior sex and we are insignificant maggots. Honestly, it makes me so angry. |
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| If they don’t get watered they wither and die quite quickly, I understand |
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| One of those days when nothing goes right… we’ve all had them. The best thing to do when it’s all over is go to bed, lie gingerly on your front and just sob yourself to sleep as the welts throb with pain. That’s what I usually do, anyway. |
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| An easy misunderstanding to make. Possibly you wouldn’t have let her tie you to this chair with your legs apart if you’d heard correctly – but, hey, c’est la vie, right? |
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| Very excellent website with a free trailer for every one of the many many videos. And isn’t she simply stunning? Sorry – haven’t got anything more amusing to say than that. Just…wow. Where’s she been all my life? (well, growing up, presumably). |
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| Luckily you have two scrubbing brushes, one for each hand. Isn’t that nice? |
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| Oh, what a sexy scene will play out here! You’ll repeat your claim, then she’ll giggle and make a playful grab for your trousers, and a hilarious, sexy struggle will ensue until finally you both fall on the bed, and she tugs your trousers off to reveal your full glory and then…well it’s up to you. You’re out on the landing with no trousers and the door slammed behind you. Wait there for morning or scurry off home? (Yes, it’s another one of those dates…but we’ve all been there, right? Right? Oh, OK, maybe it’s just me.) |
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| I expect they’ll be up all night, chatting away like girls do. |
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| Nice to see some pics of dommes looking happy. |
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| Isn’t that a sweet smile? |
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| Good thing she caught it in time. |
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| Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, daruber muss man schweigen |