Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
I don’t know why this always happens but no sooner had I put up the latest post detailing the loving matriarchal embrace of President Hathaway’s administration, than another pile of posters that seem to indicate a very different political future awaiting us appeared in my imaginary time machine.
Is it a warning? A promise?
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| It probably wasn’t intentional – just one of those things, you know? No point making a big deal of it. |
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| Don’t worry, she said ‘yes’ the second time around. And then she charged for her presence at the marriage ceremony at session rates – rather a sweet touch, don’t you think? |
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| Yes, that should help take your mind off it. I think she’d like a back-rub too, if you don’t mind. |
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| Many new husbands find it difficult at first, now they have to discuss things with someone else instead of just deciding for themselves. But it’s actually part of the joy of marriage. My SO, for example, prefers that I discuss with her before taking important decisions such as speaking, getting up from my knees or leaving her presence and – to be honest – I can hardly imagine how I managed before. |
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| No problem – I’ve got both on speed-dial. |
She is so pleased to be a part of the arrangement. Warning: clip utterly unrelated to femdom and disappointingly safe for work.
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| She’s actually very kind – never uses the cattleprod more than she absolutely has to, you know? |
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| Obviously, this is something we cannot condone nowadays. Asking female co-workers whether they have lock-picking skills is the very definition of workplace sexual harassment, I reckon. |
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| You might not technically be gay but then you’re not really heterosexual in any meaningful sense either, are you? I mean: your hand’s not female. |
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| How about what? |
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| She’ll be able to tell when the power’s back on, because there’s a little green light that flashes above the circuit-breaker. That, and the agonized shrieks for mercy from upstairs. |
It’s been the ruin of many a poor boy.
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| She has. Twice already just this week, actually. |
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| Can’t disagree with that. |
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| He’s actually going to be hotter here at home than she is on the beach, oddly enough. |
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| She volunteered for the sexual crimes squad. Said she wanted to give something back. |
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| Yeah… yeah. Just pretend. It’s fine. Go with it. |
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| They have a 97% record of safe deliveries, so there’s actually very little to worry about, as long as you’ve been a good husband. |
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| And I’m sure Herbert’s is not a cock he’d like suck either! So why on earth are they doing it? Men are odd. |
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| If you’re thinking of trying this, be careful, OK? Those chastity inspectors are no joke. She could lose her keyholder licence and you could lose your… well anyway, just be careful, yeah? |
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| Actually, that’s not quite true. She loves her job, but she’d rather be doing ear, nose and throat surgery. That’s where her real interest lies, but apparently you have to do a stint in every department before you can specialise. |
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| Hmm. It’s tricky, isn’t it? |
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| Don’t worry: Janine would never let you be eaten by some cat on the street. She has her own cat whom she loves dearly. |
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| You can buy her gifts too. Lots of them, to make sure there are at least a few she’ll like. |
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| It’s going to be kind of like the Revenant but without clothes. Or the bear. And shorter. |
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| I read a men’s lib magazine once when I was a teeanger – it was being passed around the boys at school, you know. I didn’t understand much of it, but it suggested that readers try to discuss some of the ideas in it with the women in their lives, so I asked one of my sisters and she explained it to me at length. |
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| That’s the trouble with marriage problems – one day you think everything’s fine, that you’re in love and nothing can ever disturb that: then before you know it you’re hanging naked on a meat hook about to be castrated. You woinder where it went wrong, you know? The important thing to remember is that it’s all your fault. |
No, not Archie’s dad. Her. I always have been. Rapture!
But no captioned images of the divine Mistress Deborah, I am afraid, as the available ones tend to be fuzzy vid-caps. Just the usual sort of thing, you know.
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| But only if you want to, obviously. |
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| The anaestheologist is very skilled in pain management, so there’s no need to worry. |
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| And don’t imagine there’ll be any ankles nakedly on display or anything lewd of that nature! |
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| She’s got some suitable things for you to wear too. |
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| They’re also going to have a little practice the day before, to make sure everything goes smoothly on the big day. Just on a bit of you that no one will notice. |
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| Actually, I often find myself lying awake at night thinking about some tiny little thing or other. |
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| Sounds ideal. If you’re wondering how occasional the kinky sex is planned to be, the answer is that it depends very much on the other stuff. |
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| How does she know I’m creepy? I haven’t even said anything creepy yet. |
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| My SO’s boyfriend is quite broadminded and doesn’t object to her having a submissive as such – apparently it’s just me he can’t stand. |
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| Yes. Much better not to know. |
…and as a special extra treat, and at the possible cost of infecting my computer with every virus from here to Sunday, as I looked for video-editing software, here is an animated GIF…
Woooo!
Well, I’m impressed. I mean by the way I was able to add the captions. I don’t mean by her. She is – obviously – truly… deeply impressive.
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| Happy relationships are all about boundaries. Many newly-married men get a bit silly about not being able to lead the batchelor life any more, but are you really any ‘less free’ just because from now on you can’t do or say anything your wife disapproves of? It’s just a different way of life, that’s all. |
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| Rubbing up against a tree? Sounds a bit kinky. |
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| She seems nice. |
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| Yes, let’s. |
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| What a lovely film that was. Especially the bath scene… |
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| When I look at her, something about her gaze reminds me of my SO. And the woman in the picture looks like someone I know, too. |
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| They do such a fine job: still delivering healthcare and anti-rape services to the nation despite all the financial cuts |
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| Remember femdom rule number one: never engage in unsafe activities like really pissing your domme off. |
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| I’ve heard there’s a game called Prison Architect but I’ll bet it doesn’t have as many options as this. |
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| Actually, though, cigarette ash is low-calorie, fat free and even vegan. So it can be a very healthy part of a diet, mixed together with other foodstuffs, which is exactly how I take it. |