Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Damn. Maybe she gets more practice than you do… but then life doesn’t always have to be fair. |
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| Bad in a good way, I hope. And good in a bad one. |
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| I think it’s great when wives respect their husbands enough to want to talk things through and hear their opinions, before taking important decisions. |
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| They say being able to make women laugh is a great gift. |
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| That’s another admirable characteristic in a partner: not being afraid to tackle the really painful stuff in the relationship. |
Especially for all those readers who’ve been clamouring for captions of femdom in realistic, domestic settings – another post featuring fairytales and magic. What can I say… if you’re not into being treated with contempt, don’t read the blog, yeah?
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| Story of my life… I start chatting to a pretty young lady and it’s going well, then up comes some handsome stud and I just get crushed underfoot and my sticky, bloody remains fed to the pigeons. Happens. Every. Single. Time. |
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| It’s lucky the castle has facilities to contain a wild beast securely. In fact, I’ve heard it has capacity for several, so you’ll be perfectly safe. |
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| She’s not good at small-talk, but I’m sure that when she meets the Prince that won’t be an obstacle to their romance blossoming. |
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| Occasionally you’ll spend an hour or so being only eight inches long – tall, I mean. But you need to practice holding your breath before she’ll try that. |
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| Don’t worry, she’ll look after you. |
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| Anybody else want to negotiate? |
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| It’s recreational for her, anyway – although there’s a serious element to it too. |
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| I wonder what the OWK Ladies would have done, had the wall not come down in 1989 and no Velvet Revolution occurred? Oh, they’re so talented I am sure they have found some kind of niche within the totalitarian system where their skills could be useful, but it would have been very different. |
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| Just try to think unsexy thoughts while they do it. Reading this blog should give you some ideas. |
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| Once again, I do have a bit of a gripe here. I mean, sometimes it’s “I want the truth and I’m going to keep on increasing the voltage until I get it’ and next it’s ‘Keep your nasty little opinions to yourself.’ It just doesn’t always seem entirely fair, is all I’m saying, but I suppose it’s best not to complain. |
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| Women… sometimes they want you to scream hysterically, cry and beg for mercy, sometimes it’s just ‘annoying’. My SO gave me 24 hard strokes with the cane yesterday and when I started shrieking and pleading frantically (on or maybe just before stroke number two, if I recall correctly) she told me she was ‘just not in the mood’. I mean, at that point I was committed, you know? It’s a physical thing for us guys… can’t just switch it off. |
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| The frightening – truly terrifying – thing about assisting with any kind of competitive sport in OWK is that one of the Ladies has to lose. They often don’t take it with good grace, you know. |
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| Needless to say, inflicting this sort of public BDSM play on passing strangers is not OK. And even worse when it’s in front of members of your family, as here. |
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| The customer is always right. |
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| The gimp hoods are going on in the later, private ceremony. When you and flappy-ears take your real vows. |
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| What sixth sense is it that tells me that when Cindy finally gets the rock of her dreams, she’s going to want it put right back where it came from? |
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| It’s her way of coping with grief. Don’t worry, she got plenty of cock on the second night of her marriage, though. |
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| You know you’re going to be in good hands. |
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| He was right about one thing: one minute did indeed turn out to be more than was really needed. |
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| If you’re wondering how she intends to tackle the awesome responsibility of deciding who stays and who ends up in the bin-liner, she – oh, she already decided apparently. But I’m sure she gave it a lot of thought – you know, just very quickly. |
Some people have misunderstood my position on rights for men, so I am happy to set the record straight. I believe all men deserve to be treated in exactly the same way. All of my writings here demonstrate that same commitment, I think you’ll find.
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| He’s going to be changing his name, of course, as a married man. She just hasn’t yet decided what to change it to, that’s all. |
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| Yup… I can hardly wait! And yet I do. |
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| The branding incident was a bit unfortunate – just goes to show the dangers of handling red-hot iron carelessly – but thankfully no one important was hurt. |
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| See what I mean about equal rights? Free healthcare, right here. Males get free education too – lots of it. |
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| Don’t worry: she won’t tell anyone where you are. |
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| Girls can play so rough…. |
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| If it helps you bear the discomfort, today’s actually the best day because from tomorrow there’ll be sand in it too. Not deliberately, but you know how it gets everywhere. |
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| She’s not going to bother asking him what he thinks his biggest flaw is. Anyway, that’s for her to decide. |
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| Her eyes are up there. And they’re looking into your soul. |
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| You can see yourself out. |
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| I just have resting silly grumpy-face. When I don’t have resting screamy pleading-face, anyway. |
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| It’s supposed to be quite effective in preventing premature baldness… or was that ‘laziness’? All good, either way – just ask Helen. |
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| Of course, she might do that even if he doesn’t make her. |
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| And don’t forget to wag that cute little rubber dildo-tail. |
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| I remember my first, fumbling attempts at sexual intercourse! Embarrassingly bad, like most men I suppose. I can laugh about it now, along with the guests whenever my SO tells the story, but at the time it was quite humiliating, especially with all those other guys there. I suppose a second time needn’t be quite such a… a shall we say ‘cringe-inducing failure’ but as my SO likes to say, ‘why risk it?’ |
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| She’s actually communicating her feelings on several different levels here. It’s a Mars/Venus thing – you don’t have to understand but you could at least try to feel her pain. |
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| If you argue it might go on longer – and wouldn’t that be just awful? |
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| Some of us are already having the cry, thanks. Although oddly it’s the cuddle that usually brings them on in floods. |
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| What to do, what to do… You might want to try playing safe. They won’t let you (and anyway, you’re not safe), but I expect you’ll want to try. |
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| She’s being rather unfair here. She often is: if you want my honest opinion, she’s a vicious and vindictive person with serious anger management issues. Always was. Anyway – congratulations on your special day! I’m sure you’ll be very.. well, maybe you’ll both be… anyway, congratulations, yeah? You’re a lucky guy. We all think so. |
