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To err is male, to chastise divine

It’s some more captioned images of female domination. I really ought to write some more stories, but it’s difficult with only one hand free. Perhaps I need a strict schoolteacher standing over me…well of course I do.

Its not the crime its the cover up - well, its both really

Mistress Darla, of course, for whom the word “divine” is inadequate (a word that comes to mind often when I find myself contemplating her image).

Captioned image of huntress about to make a political point

The hounds haven’t been fed, and he’s going to be rubbed down with dog food first, so it should be a fine chase, while it lasts.

Captioned image of financial domination of a sort

I think it’s a bit risky. Start letting him choose the washing powder, and who knows what liberties he’ll take? One way or another, I’m pretty sure this will all end in tears.

OWK ladies generalkly dont have a high tolerance level for that sort of thing

At the moment this photo was taken, I believe he’d just heard himself utter the word, but wasn’t sure whether her English was up to understanding it. Rather a tense moment, as you can imagine. Let’s hope it turned out all right.

Dominatrix does not approve of men having opinions

My view on this picture is…well, irrelevant and unimportant I suppose. Sorry – I’ll be off now.

Faith, hope and chastity

…and the best of these is chastity. Here we go again:

Gets floors really clean just eight hours after going to work

Look at the shine on that floor! It only took him eight hours, too.

One of numerous reasons for sissy slaves to bend over

Always read the label. “Caution: contains pervert”

Minty fresh, with a slight hint of saliva

You can’t see it in this still photo, but she doesn’t even aim. Just spits in his general direction and it’s up to him to catch with the funnel. He’s quite good at it, now.

Men can make good pets - but keep them out of the office

At least she doesn’t bring any of that smelly dogfood in. Gives him a big bowlful before coming out, and that has to last him until the evening.

Of course, she realises you have limits. Every man has a point beyond which a beating becomes unendurable. She doesn’t need to give you a safeword – she can just tell. And that’s when it really begins.

I’m sure it’ll be all right. Just ask them calmly to step aside. What could they do to you?

Sweet dreams are made of this

So who am I to disagree?

Its worth the pain, for the look. Don’t you think?

But it was kind of her to let you plead and beg for so long.

I’d tell you what that is, but I’m afraid I haven’t seen him for a while, so I just don’t know. Gentle sensuous massage, do you think?

Better do as she says, you know.

It’s important to talk things through. She can explain why she’s so disappointed with you, and you can explain how very sorry you are.

Late submission

…and I apologise for how little homework I have been handing in lately. The next couple of weeks should be a bit better…

Blonde dominatrix with nipple clamps - whats not to like?

Once again, I recommend the site named there. She is simply stunning, and for once the voice matches the cold icy beauty.

What, you want her to do all the work? Swing that whip, you lazy sod.

Mars and Venus, Venus and Mars, y’know? You can’t expect her to be interested in the things you’re interested in all the time, OK?

The slaves went in for their caning two by two

The two times table actually goes up quite high, I understand. Might be a good idea to bend over into those stocks.

Dominatrix wife sells hubbie into slavery goodness me how awful that would be

She didn’t get much for him, but then with all his worldly wealth, she didn’t really need it anyway, did she?

You can’t tell, but the left boot is actually made from a different slave from the right one. But you can see, they have been cured and polished to a perfectly matched finish. Craftsmanship, that’s what that is.

The man in the picture is going to become a red miniskirt, by the way.

Something old something new and twelve strokes of the cane for disobedience

You know, it’s bad luck for the groom to see the bride in her dress before the wedding. Especially when she’s a pissed-off female supremacist. Or is that good luck?

It takes rather a brave slave to forget Mistresses birthday

This is actually scarily autobiographical just at the moment. How fast does Amazon deliver?

Delusions of adequacy

…but fortunately I have the privilege of an occasional visit to a Significant Other to cure me of any such mistaken ideas.

A whip can concentrate the mind splendidly

Ooohhh…Errr. Ending 9734…Mistress! No, no! Sorry. That’s the old one. Errr 8642! Oh please Mistress, if I can only think for one minute….

Does anyone mind if I use the phrase 'whipped into shape'?

It’s called the ‘Fat disgusting pig’ programme, if you want to look it up.

Of course, your wife isn’t completely beyond telephone contact. But it’s not worth disturbing her over a little thing like yours…sorry, I mean a little thing like this.

Still, maybe she’ll stop hiding you in the cupboard when her boyfriend comes round, now.

The power and the glory

…of images of divine female authority. What this blog here, run by this boy here, is all about.

Femdom rests feet on captive male and does some useful work on the computer

And I understand Dell are bringing out a ‘slavetop’ range of computers, for the real power users.

Femdom wife makes the position on sex quite clear

I think that it’s important that men and women talk about things like this. He’s talked to her quite openly about his sexual frustrations, she’s told him quite openly he’s never having sex again. There we are – all done. Now that’s a marriage that will last. Because they talk, you see?

Dominatrix with tattooed men thinks they look a bit stupid

She’s incorrigible, though. There are three more waiting upstairs, as she has ambitious plans for a triptych. I suggested she should develop her drawing skills on paper first, but she just beat the crap out of me and chained me to the drainpipe for three weeks. Women, eh?

Femdom wife finds a good whipping works wonders

Curiously, Mike’s horoscope had said “Your wife will bind your arms and legs tightly together and whip your blindfolded naked body until you’re screaming for forgiveness.” Astrology – there’s more in it than you think.

Femdom refuses to discuss it until you are in a proper state of mind

It’s just that it’s best to be in the proper frame of mind for this sort of discussion. And face facts, you’re only really in that right frame of mind when you’ve just had a good hard beating. Am I right?

If your idea of oral sex is a good scolding…

…then you might enjoy these, y’know, captioned images of female domination.

Captioned image of wife about to zap you again...

OK, OK I’ve used this picture before. But I just think it’s lovely…

Captioned femdom image of your din dins now with added marrowbone

Of course she won’t treat you exactly like a dog, that would be ridiculous. For example, she would never use a shock collar on a dog. It’s cruel, you see.

Captioned image of OWK ladies with a lucky slave

It would be terribly frustrating to be both a bondage addict and a talented escape artist, don’t you think? Oh damn – I’m out again…

captioned image of femdom wife and a net nanny

I don’t want a net nanny programme, what I really want is a net governess. Ouch!

Captioned image of frustrated dominatrices

Actually, health and safety personnel are unfairly maligned, as in fact they… oh what am I talking about? Beat them until they scream for mercy, I say.

Complex inferiority

If they don’t get watered they wither and die quite quickly, I understand

The cane hurts more the second time around

One of those days when nothing goes right… we’ve all had them. The best thing to do when it’s all over is go to bed, lie gingerly on your front and just sob yourself to sleep as the welts throb with pain. That’s what I usually do, anyway.

An easy misunderstanding to make. Possibly you wouldn’t have let her tie you to this chair with your legs apart if you’d heard correctly – but, hey, c’est la vie, right?

Very excellent website with a free trailer for every one of the many many videos. And isn’t she simply stunning? Sorry – haven’t got anything more amusing to say than that. Just…wow. Where’s she been all my life? (well, growing up, presumably).

Luckily you have two scrubbing brushes, one for each hand. Isn’t that nice?

Femdom laughs but the joke will soon be on her

Oh, what a sexy scene will play out here! You’ll repeat your claim, then she’ll giggle and make a playful grab for your trousers, and a hilarious, sexy struggle will ensue until finally you both fall on the bed, and she tugs your trousers off to reveal your full glory and then…well it’s up to you. You’re out on the landing with no trousers and the door slammed behind you. Wait there for morning or scurry off home? (Yes, it’s another one of those dates…but we’ve all been there, right? Right? Oh, OK, maybe it’s just me.)

Holy orders

..which shall be obeyed without question.

But is he willing to spend the whole night on his knees scrubbing the floor after a party, so it’s all lovely and clean when Mistress wakes up? He is? Damn.

The chap in the gas mask there should just thank his lucky stars that she hasn’t got one that goes up to eleven.

I don’t want you to get the impression that they simply beat him until he he gave in. There was an element of that, obviously, but they also showed him that his assertion that the kebabs ‘tasted like dogfood’ was actually factually incorrect, after which he was of course eager to make amends in any way.

It’s not often appreciated how hard life can be for a lady looking like this, as she finds everwhere that men (and quite a few women) react to her in a sexual way. I am glad to make clear that this blog supports no such sexist ideas. Not that I’m in favour of equality between the sexes, you understand. Actually, I can’t abide men’s lib.

He knows, because he’s tried several times and although you can’t see them from this angle, that baldy head has two lovely bar-shaped bruises on it to prove it.

Some people assume that being made to eat the food in the OWK prison is a punishment. Over the course of several days without, they come to realise they were wrong.

Can’t get it up as often as I used to

Well, I have a new job that I probably need to take a bit more seriously than the old job, so I think the rate of posting (and the creation rate of new foolishness) will have to fall. I expect to be updating a couple of times a week from now on, instead of the daily service you have come to expect.

It’s going to be hard to get out of the habit, and if any lady readers have any tips, tricks and ideas on how my pervy thoughts could possibly be restrained and repressed for much of the week, any slips corrected and my attention kept firmly on my work, I’d love to hear them.

Oops…was that a stray pervy thought, right there?

Three dominatrices and a very sorry Dave

They each have a key, and the cage doesn’t open unless all three locks are released. Their meetings were such fun at first, but they’re losing interest now and it’s rare for the three to get together more than once or twice a year.

She’s got nothing to worry about. Her mother left a little gift for her that she’ll discover on her wedding night – a simple little thing but it should make Alan shriek and beg in just the way he should.

Dominatrix applies a second coat of welts

She tried to find out who it was had already started on her slave, but unfortunately the slave’s head is tied to the wall so he didn’t see. Could have been any one of a number of women…

It’s just for today, though. She’s told Phil you can definitely join them tomorrow evening, so they’ll all be waiting for you and they’ll probably want to hear all about how it went. That’s something to look forward to, isn’t it?

Femdom doesnt believe in getting too friendly with her slaves

It’s a good idea not to get too friendly with slaves anyway, as it can be heartbreaking when you have to gte rid of them to make way for new, younger specimens.