… so much turning it’s making me dizzy. Turning points… I usually explain the concept around now… can’t be bothered this time and I think most of you know what you like anyway. Click on ‘turning points’ in the wordcloud if you like. Job done.
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How do I love thee, let me count the strokes and thank you for each one
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| I wonder if it would be OK to ask for a drink of something to help wash it down. |
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| Position 53… 53… erm, like Position 14 but arms crossed, right? |
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| Still, I have to say I got my money’s worth for the session. |
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| She’s too soft-hearted. Fortunately, Mr Travis isn’t. |
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| I think he’s not a morning person. Nor’s she, truth be told, but there’s so much to do and only so many hours in the day. |
Cause you’re my lady, I’m your fool
… so beat me up before you go go
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| I occasionally have difficulty getting through passport control, admittedly. But I always have a permit to travel signed by a responsible female, so it’s OK. |
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| She’s so professional, it hurts. It hurts a lot. |
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| Because reasons? No? OK – I’ll get back to work. |
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| She must have another cummyshoe for goodness sake. They sell them in pairs. Why does it always have to be this one? |
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| I personally think that a boy can do almost any job a woman can do. Just not as well and only under strict female supervision. |
Now do you want to dance or do you want to bite?
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| Pet play… of a sort. |
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| Shame the marriage went downhill, after what sounds like such a good start. |
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| There’s nothing she enjoys more than a good, long, hard safeword. |
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| No, it didn’t. But it keeps publishing its blog anyway, out of sheer wilfulness. |
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| Chuck’s never struck me as the sensitive type; but yeah – probably best to ask. |
Talking heads
Gender imbalance
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| I won’t give away the ending. Oh all right then, I will. The book falls off and he gets the crap beaten out of him with a perspex cane. OK? |
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| Now I understand why they make the interns wear shorts. |
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| erm… Translation? Rotation? Summation? |
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| One day she’ll meet Mr Perfect and won’t feel the need to enslave and degrade him. One day. |
Sex and violence…
Sex and violence, sex and violence
goes together like a gag and silence…
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| Fortunately for us, we can only see her front in this picture, so obviously there’s no inappropriate leering from our side. |
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| She’s got a funny story about how he actually proposed – just wait. |
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| Bondage and arachnophobia… quite a stimulating combination, I think. |
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| The lovely Idda Van Munster who will be featured here again, believe me. |
…and just to annoy Declan again:
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| Can I stake a claim for the first use of the word ‘contemporaneous’ in a femdom porn blog, please? * |
* Don’t worry – we’re back to normal service after Friday’s maledom special and we are no longer expecting male dominant readers. So it’s OK to use big complicated words and subtle(ish) humour. Yay!
The wrongs of man
are self-evident but can be sorted out by the smack of firm government in the right hands.
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| She sounds like she knows what she’s doing. |
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| Another day, another dollar. Well… not a whole dollar, obviously. That’s just a saying. In fact, they only spend a penny each time. |
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| Huh! I’d like to see him do better. |
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| Maybe try another topic of conversation? I mean – you got her attention. That’s a good start. |
Indignity
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| Try hopping back and forth from one leg to the other. That can help a lot. |
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| Well, OK, as long as it’s safe, sane, consensual and well-deserved. Or any two of those, anwyay. |
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| People say that to keep up a diet you have to be really strict with yourself, but I’ve found that someone else being strict works just as well. |
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| Well, as long as she remembers to keep it charged this time. |
Pitiful, really
…but it’s all I’ve got.
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| Former boyfriends… bane of my life. |
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| I took a personality test once and scored a perfect zero. |


















































