Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Nice of her to ask, but she really needn’t have. |
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| Don’t judge her, OK? Let her judge you. |
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| Every hour is devotional time, surely? |
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| Technically, it works just as well when he’s not conscious, obviously, but she finds it harder to get motivated. |
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| Poor things, I hope they’re not too cold. Thank goodness they have coats, anyway. |
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| Oh dear. You had one job… Well, OK, you had several jobs if you count all the chores and you even had two jobs at a time during the spit-roasting bit but you know what I mean. |
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| It’s their ‘rattan’ anniversary. |
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| Maybe she should. I hope she makes her mind up quickly rather than dithering about it… odd, because she’s usually very decisive. |
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| The extra said yes – well, of course he did – but sadly the scene was cut from the movie. He has developed quite a successful career though and has now had several minor speaking roles. He was “Squeaky-voiced guy in elevator” in one of the recent Marvel movies, for instance. |
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| It’s the way she tells them. |
It would be foolish to let this day pass without posting something Halloween-themed. But then, that’s what I am. Foolish, I mean. So here are some completely Halloween-unrelated captioned images from the ever-unpopular Downton Domination series. Because I just don’t know when to stop.
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| I usually find that my main thought during ‘thinking time’ is ‘I think I can’t stand this much longer’ but my SO says it helps and I don’t like to contradict her. |
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| I think she’s over-reacting. First rule of army life: ‘stuff goes missing’, amiright? |
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| That does sound fun. Don’t worry if you don’t get it the first time – you can have as many goes as you like, subject to any withdrawal limitations imposed by your bank (and you may want to try asking for those to be lifted, it’ll increase your chance of success). |
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| They do other things too. But mainly that. |
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| I think you’re about to make two lovely ladies very happy. |
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| “Do you still need the ring gag?” is one of those questions that’s often quite hard to answer coherently. |
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| You’ll probably feel more comfortable doing what you’re told, too. Or experience discomfort if you don’t – which is basically the same thing. |
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| He used to think size doesn’t matter. He’s learning that it does. |
Mistress Eleise de Lacy, there. Speaking, as we were, of feeling weak in the knees…
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| There’ll be thin lines in lots of places quite soon. Cris-crossing, some of them, and that can be agony. |
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| I’m not a very spiritual person, myself, but my guess is that she will. |
Fans (there aren’t many) of the Downton Domination series here probably, like me, feel a subtle frisson when contemplating the nannies, chaste husbands and simply frightfully modern lesbians who feature in those tales. How can we simply enjoy tales of thrashings, chastity and forced homosexuality among this carefree inter-war generation, knowing the global catastrophe that was to overtake them in a few short years? I don’t know about you, but I for one cannot enjoy a good wank to femdom porn, in the presence of uncertainty about how it relates to the rise of global fascism and the collapse of the false hope of international order founded on the League of Nations.
So today we run the reel of history forward, so to speak, to see the heroism of ordinary women and men – mainly women, obviously – from the darkest days of the Blitz through to the triumph of democracy.
NB: before anyone points it out, yes I realise the same lovely lady appears in several different roles in these images. She is not simultaneously a British secret agent, a headmistress of a rather superior girls’ school and a gallant Frenchwoman risking all to shelter a downed British airman. She is an actress.
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| Actually, she found him quite easily. She’s clever like that. |
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| Hmmm… well, I suppose it makes a change from having to deal with uncomfortably large things. |
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| I think your educational prospects just became a lot brighter. No one forgets a really committed teacher. |
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| They have separate resuscitation practice sessions, but they do that inside with the volunteer strapped to a table. One of the girls is ex-military and has done some waterboarding, so it’s all very safe. |
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| Remember: professional submission is not prostitution. He should consider himself more as a therapist, helping clients deal with feelings of anger. |
Right… ten more years then. The terrible teens begin here. How terrible can they be? Let’s find out, shall we?
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| He should be thankful. Not for anything in particular – just generally, all the time. |
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| Regrettably, he won’t be perfect for long. She breaks things. |
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| It is a good one. Here’s another: what do you do if you see a blonde undressing, through an open window? Eight years hard labour! Do you get it? Maybe one day you will. |
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| Look at the lovely lady on the right, there. Rightly proud of her work. |
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| ‘Something plausibly similar to male genitalia’ is the best some of us can hope for. |
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| Looks like all those caning fantasies are going to come true. |
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| Bad Pookie. Just imagine being close to thinking about disobeying her like that! On second thoughts, don’t imagine it… she wouldn’t approve. |
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| If there was anything she could do to make you feel better, she’d do it – you know that, right? |
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| Anyway, maybe some of the other patrons would like to skip the queue too. |
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| Ooh – the tips of her shoes look just like the inside of my chastity belt! Maybe we could strike up a conversation, now I know we’ve something in common. |
And, of course:
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| Honestly, imagining bothering her about a little thing like that. |
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| Oh well…wouldn’t want to disappoint Suzie, would we? |
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| Obviously, you are allowed to have opinions, even as her husband, as long as they’re the right ones. |
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| …unless she’d rather I made her a nice cup of tea? No? Sure? OK, cattle prod it is, then. |
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| Like most men in a female-led relationship, I learnt about pre-menstrual tension quite early on. Also post-menstrual tetchiness and during-menstrual extreme violence. |
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| Pookie’s thoughts are mostly elsewhere, to be honest. Which is just as well, as her questions are rhetorical. |
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| You could try telling her that even Leicester is a tropical paradise when lit up by her divine radiance…? |
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| The first time’s very special, isn’t it? |
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| He had an imaginary friend as a kid. She used to beat the crap out of him too – maybe that’s where he gets it from. |
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| He has some pretty intense CP fantasies… I hope they’ve got the stomach and the stamina for it. |
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| Just realised I actually did two captions of this lovely image of the lovely lady (Maya Sinn!) and Pookie (most probably someone with a name unlike ‘Pookie’, but you never know) so you might as well have both. |
